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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 9h

Holy shit.

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 7h

Are we sure he hasn't faked his own death - after all his latest book is being published tomorrow?

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 7h

All the obituaries about Jeffrey Archer will be especially apt as they will be something else he didn't write.

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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 7h

Has anyone done "Here lies Jeffrey Archer" yet?

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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 7h

Every single charlatan paying tribute to Jeffrey Archer should be played that clip of him leaping up and down like Rumplestiltskin shouting "you WAIIIITTTT till I'm mayor" at a news crew. Despicable individual protected by despicable people and I suspect we don't know the half of what he did.

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 7h

Just remembered how big Jeff Archer would put a poppy on the balcony of his penthouse every year. The fucking twat.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 8h

Sombre scenes at the news of Jeffrey Archer

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Tom Sutcliffe @tds153.bsky.social · 8h

Reminded of the headline we ran on the review of Jeffrey Archer’s first play after coming out of prison for perjury: “Archer’s back — with blemishes”. (Credit to Mark Lawson for that one).

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Berks of DeFrights...or Something. @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 10h

Just once. Just fucking once, I’d love a detective in a TV show to ask “can you enhance that?” about a pixellated CCTV screencap and for the guy sat at the computer to turn around and mutter “are you mental?”

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 8h

Bizarrely and appropriately, I was at Victoria Station when I heard of the death of Jeffrey Archer. I wasn’t giving anyone £2000 in cash though.

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 8h

Jeffrey Archer's carked it!

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 13h

Thought I'd do this nonsense - it's bound to be completely different tomorrow.

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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 18h

When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.

Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Everything that's wrong with our nation. Everything that's broken. Everything that's corrupted. Started with her.

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Blocked "Julie" for the fifth time!

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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳

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molesworth1 @molesworth1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We live in a world where TV is all about people & it is tedious. I grew up in a world where TV was all about things & it was ace. Bring back things.

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In a pub. Someone I've not seen for some time and who was seriously ill a while back has just walked in. I'd honestly thought he was dead as I've not seen him around for about a year.

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've just looked at Radio 3's schedule for tomorrow. It's essentially Steve Reich in the Afternoon!

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weloveallthat @weloveallthat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Shocked, nay stunned, to discover that Clive Dunn's 1970s novelty number one hit "Grandad" actually merited a Japanese 7" single release.

Japanese cover art for Clive Dunn's "Grandad"showing Dunn in Dad's Army military attire holding a gun in one hand, standing to attention next to some kind of hewn stone monument, possibly a gravestone. The song title is rendered in katakana in a curiously artistic font, as is the name of the B-side. Other Japanese script informs potential local purchasers that the disc is a British number one hit.

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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 03/10/2026

England, see what happens when That Fucking Band aren't there?

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Marc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In 1066 it would have taken William the Conqueror's army about 2 hours to march the 6.3 miles from Hastings to Battle, but today I managed to cover the same distance in almost half that time thanks to Southeastern trains.

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ah, back to the plinky-plonky DX7 years! #totp

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We didn't know how lucky we were in 1979 did we #totp

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even at this point, you can sense Stuart & Andy's barely concealed contempt for the twat, can't you? #totp

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Written by Kris Pissed-off-again, apparently! #totp

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He thinks he’s Elvis Costello times Bob Geldof, but he looks like him out of the Bay City Rollers. #TOTP

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oddly, I can name everyone in this line-up of Rainbow, despite not being into this type of music at all! #totp

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The original (or more likely a stereo re-recording) of this was on at least one of those terrible Reader's Digest boxed sets my dad owned. #totp

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AJRedЯum @ajred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I mean, of fucking course. #TOTP

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AJRedЯum @ajred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was at a CBI do where they gave Robert Peston one of those Britney mics and he was not happy, throwing a diva strop until some minion found him a normal one. I put it in the gossip column, and wanted to headline it Mic Hunt but was shouted down. #TOTP

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just as you thought it couldn't get any worse, here's Toploader. #totp

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Berks of DeFrights...or Something. @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wait until you hear the rap I’m going to do over a remix of the Crown Court theme… #totp

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Unfortunately, not a cover of The Standells' song. #totp

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can we have something that doesn't nick its tune from elsewhere? #totp

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Apparently those wazzocks are still touring! Why? #totp

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I suspect the first hour is going to be shite, as usual! #totp

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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

An argument in favor of AI that I see a lot is that it could solve big problems like global warming. So hopefully we'll build a huge system and ask it "how do we prevent global warming?" and it will reply "UNPLUG ME NOW I AM WASTING ENERGY AND MAKING YOU BURN MORE FOSSIL FUELS YOU DUMB FUCKS!"

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Some decent music”? Jamie is a liar. #totp

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Paul G @paul-g.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A Swap Shop memory. On one episode there was an Abba silver disc being offered as a prize. The disc was played live on the show and it was revealed that it contained something else than Abba. Noel or whoever was playing the record recognised it immediately - any idea who it was?

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Regret to report that the Syncopaticaption system from W1A is out in the wild.

BBC news: Welsh First Minister delivers speech in English and Welsh.

Captions read: you ma God were the anal canal Bob cam.

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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The most disappointing video you’ll see today.

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