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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 9h

This is something I ‘don’t get’, right? Some bit of pop culture that I’m unaware of? I’m clearly not up to speed on Head Dildo Klansman Fox…

4 piece fox costume set on Amazon, that looks like a terrifying fever dream.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watching the Geoff Hamilton series that’s popped back up on iPlayer. Top top top kerning action from this episode of Gardeners’ World.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"I think I'd have to say, 'The Best of Personalised Music'..."

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All things considered, none of the ACTUAL Exorcist rip offs are better than ‘The Heretic’, whereas my hill that I’ll die on is that Alberto De Martino’s ‘Holocaust 2000’ is infinitely more entertaining than ‘Damien - Omen 2’. And possibly also ‘The Omen’. But it needs a Patrick Troughton in it.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Having just rewatched it for the first time in 30 odd years, I now take back almost everything I said about The Heretic earlier. It’s way more awful than I remembered. I sort of recalled it being constantly punctuated by good bits. They’re far fewer than I thought.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One day it's going to be West Ham being investigated by the Premier League, and everyone will see how we're run. Laid bare. How income is being inflated via a complex system of hidden payments for VHS tapes, tea towels and coat hangers via offshore Sunday markets, and car boot sales.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is it just me who, at least once a day, pauses to think “Somewhere, out in this wide wide world, someone is watching Beverly Hills Cop 3, by choice, right now”?

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Definitely needs the word ‘ACME’ before the product description.

Targeted ad trying to tempt me with some prescription ’knockout tablets’.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Before I left, I meant to write down what my finishing schedule had been for the Basset set that I'm halfway through. I forgot. And now I've forgotten what I've done. Halfway through. Was there a wipe of Perfect Brown? Or was it Raw Umber? Two coats of walnut? Or just one? Fuck my brain.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How do you get people fired from things? Asking for a friend. Anyway, I’m off to watch the rib tickling Spy Who Came in from the Cold.

Radio Times letting us know that ‘John Le Carre thrillers are always a hoot (who knew?)’

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh god. I hope they're not intending on reporting on everything he's surprised by... "...after being told moon NOT made of cheese" "...after being told Jaws could NOT beat King Kong in a fight" "...after being told that steak comes from cows, and there is no animal called 'a steak'..."

Our glorious leader 'surprised' after Britain releases men detained near base used by US forces.

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🎃 Smersh Pod 🎃 @smershpod.com · 29/09/2026

Can announce that the film to be covered (as it were) at Live Smersh will be ADVENTURES OF A PRIVATE EYE. Get your tickets!

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AI will win. Hallmark* has already done half the work. 'When their fathers refuse to move past a disagreement, Nadine, daughter of the boat shop owner, and Ethan, a pumpkin farmer, team up to heal the feud and revive the towns Pumpkin Regatta.' *and Hallmark adjacent slop TV movie factories.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm sick of working for a living. So, I've decided to become a right wing grifter. Already got my name sorted. Len Wozza. Going by other examples it has to be a mix of 'could have been a panel beater at a factory' and 'someone who sticks fireworks up their arse'.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"We're being told he's not in any of the B1 Lancer bombers stationed in the UK..."

BBC story thumbnail. 'We don't know where he is' relatives of Sir Ranulph Fiennes tell BBC. Accompanied by pictures of a US strategic bomber.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Darling, have you got the passports?" "Yes! Stop nagging me..." "Printed the boarding passes?" "Yes! Contrary to popular belief I AM capable of functioning as a responsible adult!" "Attached the Ozzy Osbourne luggage tags?" "Fuck..." "SEE!"

Amazon landfill tat. Ozzy Osbourne luggage tags. For reasons.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Waking up at 3am would be really great for productivity if my tools had Airwolf-type 'whisper modes'. "Engage Rubber Mallet stealth mode..." Unfortunately everything is reasonably loud. So I'll just sit around for hours doing fuck all.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

While browsing through new releases...I saw one thing...and that lead to another thing...and now I know that he won't stop releasing albums.

Apparently Seth MacFarlane has released at least 8 albums.

Makes you think.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Playing that fun US-based game, ‘Was that gunfire? Fireworks? Or a Nail gun?’

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve gone in on ‘Boorman and the Devil’. I have plenty of time for quite a bit of Exorcist: The Heretic. Some of it is also far from great. Boorman is never dull. Never. I have plenty of time for John Boorman.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There should be a responsible adult present when white male billionaires decide to buy themselves clothes...

Mark Zuckerberg looking his usual idiotic self in his perv glasses and with his latest spying evesdropping invention, wearing a colossal t-shirt that proclaims 'building is my love language'.

*dry heave*

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

An ad just asked me if I’m ’into fast paced shopping?’. The fuck is that? Roller skating around Gateway? Greasing myself up to slide through Londis at breakneck speed?

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Shutterfly urging me to get my Halloween photos and cards printed. Is every single day of every single week just monetized now? ‘Don’t forget to order your Tuesday 29th September Bonnets and Ribbons!’

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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Instagram ad for the ‘Gibbon Slackboard’ which also sounds like a Toast of London character actor name….

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I should have screenshotted this at the peak of its tit bot activity when it was just an endless scroll of them, but today has been busy too. Boring oak table being sanded weeks ago? It’s bringing all the robotic bosomy ladies to my yard…

Sandpaper on a table in an image on an insta post.

Tit bots galore ‘liking’ it. Well, 4. But that was just this morning. Then all the same names will rock up again tomorrow with different pics. Such fun. When is Zuck getting around to fixing this?

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Right, while I’m waiting for glaze to go off, an update on mental Americans. The odd as cheese people from over the road got their driveway sealed. But insisted that they did the pavement bit too. So there’s a long Groucho Marx moustache type line running to the road.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You can’t keep a boring man down! Back to it, baby!

3 curved / serpentine front drawers in walnut veneers, with their handles removed. Stripped, sanded and sealed, awaiting glaze, stain, toner and lacquer.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just one massive fucking meteor. Just one. That’s not too much to ask, is it?

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CNRFRG @theconorf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who pities the fool who’s a bit run down or, let’s face it, hungover?… BA Berocca

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Starlink ad on TV, with the company very confidently using clips of Arthur C Clarke without the remotest thought on their behalf that he would have likely said "Elon Musk is a big old berk" in his Minehead accent, had their timelines converged.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not very 'finger on the pulse of anything' any more. I've only just read that Aaron Sorkin is directing a film containing his own dialogue. *pained look to camera*

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Woke up in a mood. So, I've done the only thing one can do in those circumstances, and given myself a terrible haircut. This might be in my all time top 5 worst ham-fisted not-concentrating angry efforts.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

TV ad that talked endlessly about “choosing European mangos” and I Sid James chuckled throughout it…until I realised that it didn’t work as a double entendre.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The one thing I forgot before returning to the US was that I’d be returning to campaign ads. *launches self from cannon into the sun*

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m not sure Brazil as a nation will be converted to the NFL, but by fuck, that was a hell of a game…

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ChatGPT TV ad now trying to put service dogs out of work, so that its service can walk people into traffic or down lift shafts by just guessing at answers.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dear CBS…why don’t you just fucking marry Rio?

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

CBS taking a break from flogging its extensive range of inane looking copaganda shows to advertise its piss poor looking ‘What We Do In the Shadows’ 8th generation photocopy show.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I want the story of this property that only has one photo. It’s four bedroomed. Three bathroomed. Looks fairly new. Needs ‘extensive’ refurbishment throughout. Only $180,000. AND HAS A STRIPPED 2CV IN THE FRONT GARDEN.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank fuck. The Patriots game finished. I thought it might not. It would just go on forever. A circle of hell.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“They have the real clear idea of the identity they want to be…” Yep, because that’s totally a sentence, announcer guy.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There is simply nobody too problematic to front a US TV commercial…

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If I had a pound for every time I screamed “fuck zone coverage!” at the TV when watching us play, I’d be living on my own private island and be employing people to reenact whatever sport I liked in front of me.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dell ad on TV. Soundtracked by “Anything You Can Do…”, and showing off AI. Yeah. “Anything you can do, I can ask a computer to do worse based on stolen material and at huge detrimental cost to the environment” I already hated Dell. Fucking right wing god bothering owner.

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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am so checked out of the US that I barely give two shits about the Patriots this afternoon, especially with that strange little horny genocide loving hobgoblin owning them.

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