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Patrick Monahan

@pattymo.com
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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social whatatimepod.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 7m
Ayudame! Ayudame! La biblioteca!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10m
Sonny Gray who hates New York and stunk out loud for solely the seasons he played here, truly hold this L
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14m
All of this is still so seared in my brain. “Gotta respect the condom!”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26m
More of a Hypnotist lady
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28m
[watches a wonderful representation of the profound power of community] “DiCaprio did it!”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 36m
Insane to credit Bob with literally any aspect of the escape
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 54m
ty everyone for crazy amt of support and subs for this subathon. 10 hours down i am stopping for tonight but there’s still 6.5 hrs on the clock lol so i’ll be back tomorrow at 2e www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
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big al @bigmood.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
late night TALKS just hit DIFFERENT in one of THESE!!!!!!!!!
plastic lawn chair
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 45m
You’re gonna get me in trouble. She has a knife
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1h
Coach Reilly from The Mighty Ducks flipping his coat collar up triumphantly
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1h
Cody Bellinger
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1h
Yes. God yes
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 6h
every mid-sized suburban town got that one Local Magician
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 15h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 11h
get yourself a grump Husband who loves old graveyard
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Amazing thank you! My grump Husband (who was a coal miner in England starting at age 16. Guess he has reason to be grumpy) loves old graveyard.
So do l! I am going to plan activities for us, stuff I know husband will like (kid is happy if husband is) so l have my first thing which is the graveyard.
Thanks! Any good antique stores? Just to look?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 13h
leave aside the GOP, it also did not stop the political news media from covering the Hunter story as if it were a corrupt scandal rather than Biden bending over backwards to let a Republican fuck his son over.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12h
Astros players going after their own fans for booing them in a playoff loss… now that’s something you simply hate to see
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23h
personal computing, magazine, cover (1977) archive.org/details/Pers...
einstein, wearing a green top, sitting cross legged at a computer with pong on the screen, looking back at you. he is holding a cassette and other cassettes are aying about. he has tiny angelic wings and looks to be sitting on a cloudy surface with light shining down on him. the computer looks as if has just been unwrapped as there is scrunched up paper under it and a bow still sitting on top.
prominent text: intelligent video games are here
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Ben Rice x Ben’s Original rice ad image
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Girardi referencing “It’s not what you want” on commentary. Wonderful
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Copilot, make people come to my pizzeria. Thank you Copilot
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Aaron Boone if he gives his first reliever a clean start to an inning
Sick ET covered in tubes
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Quick check on where Ben Rice grew up
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Man if Eric Schmitt were capable of feeling anything resembling shame just think about how rough his night would be
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
[Charlize Theron calling Thiel “Father” in a late-film reveal that doesn’t really have any significance]
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/09/2026
“This is a completely full flight”
Donald Trump “you’re telling me for the first time”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/09/2026
Perfect pitch is such a crazy concept to me. There’s a scene in this involving it that is absolutely delightful
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/09/2026
My Letterboxd review of TUNER (2025):

Good Will HEARING! Relax
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 29/09/2026
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Folks, this week on ‘𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒔 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒘’ we covered EVERYTHING: -A tarantula that needs get 𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗗 🕷️ -Samsung smart fridges 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 themselves 💻🍓 -A boot camp for abandoned 𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗡𝗦 🦝 & MORE! apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places
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What A Time To Be Alive
Comedy Podcast · Updated Biweekly · Comedians Patrick Monahan (@ pattymo), Kath Barbadoro (@ kathbarbadoro) and Eli Yudin (@ eliyudin) count down the things every week that make you say the thing that...
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/09/2026
Updating all my stupid little apps!
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trending

1. Horgus
2. MLB wild card series airs on Peacock
3. DOT rolls back fuel economy standards
4. Avengers Doomsday and Endgame Encore buzz
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
Mirror
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horgus
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
Debbie Harry in VIDEODROME saying “Don’t be afraid to let your body die.”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
Lol THIS is the big mystery announcement? Something that one hundred percent will not happen and that even if it did wouldn’t have a meaningful impact on the vast majority of the country’s financial situation? He’s entering Shelly Levene Mode
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift doing the Taylor Swift Surprised Face at the VMAs upon finding out she’s the inaugural winner of the Taylor Swift Award
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
Also that part when he goes to confront the horrible man in the cave
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
This is obviously a peak but their theme hit rate was fucking insane for like half a decade
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
I don’t know if you know this but that guy’s got some unresolved psychological issues
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
Actually this is me,
Max laughing in the theater in CAPE FEAR
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
Sorry, my reaction to being scolded about something like this is to dismiss both the scolding and what I’m being scolded about. Simple as
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Sorry to Phillies fans on the Phillies making the playoffs
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 27/09/2026
i am doing this right now. i am making homer's nacho hat. twitch.tv/libtron
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