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Patrick Monahan

@pattymo.com
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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social whatatimepod.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12h
Coach Reilly from The Mighty Ducks flipping his coat collar up triumphantly
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12h
Cody Bellinger
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Ben Rice x Ben’s Original rice ad image
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Girardi referencing “It’s not what you want” on commentary. Wonderful
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
Aaron Boone if he gives his first reliever a clean start to an inning
Sick ET covered in tubes
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/09/2026
“This is a completely full flight”
Donald Trump “you’re telling me for the first time”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/09/2026
My Letterboxd review of TUNER (2025):

Good Will HEARING! Relax
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
Actually this is me,
Max laughing in the theater in CAPE FEAR
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Maybe these articles (about two different people!) are Important in some way I’m not grasping but I gotta say my default position here is “Damn who cares”
WaPo Bluesky post promoting an article:

Inspired by female conservative influencers, Amy Dangerfield worked to become one of Nick Fuentes's model "groypettes." A vicious fight left her grappling with the dark side of far-right fame.NYT headline and subhed:

Her Brand Was Tradwife.
Now She's Divorced.
What happens when a trad influencer leaves her husband, questions her beliefs, stops selling anti-feminism T-shirts - and still needs to make a living online?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Happy birthday. Also I saw this in the theater and have zero recollection of this
Lithgow and Albert Brooks in THIS IS 40(????)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Ludwig really freaked it on this one
“Shakari” from THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Image unrelated. Don’t know how to remove
A 9.2 graded edition of the Rolling Stone issue with the Bored Ape Yacht Club (monkey pictures that changed culture irrevocably) on the cover
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Hang on.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
Scent Work class. Putting in the hours
Liza in front of her obstacle course to get to the birch scent in the cardboard box
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
*extremely still Friday somewhere voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is sitting at a microphone opining
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/09/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/09/2026
Guy saying “He’s back” in whichever Harry Potter movie
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/09/2026
Let it be known that my signature drink was a spritz so I am not making fun
Custom-painted “Drinks on Liza!” sign from the bar at our wedding
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
Absolutely elite snack. NO this is NOT sponsored but YES we WILL take Bel Gioso Money
Me holding a Bel Gioioso Parmesan snack guy. Liza looking on intently in the background Same photo but focus is on Liza rather than on the cheese
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026
Andy Rooney
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026
Fry saying “Shut up and take my money”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/09/2026
🩸👍🩸
My Letterboxd review of RESIDENT EVIL (2026): 

Unironic Leo point at the first-aid spray
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 19/09/2026
Kurt Russell in TOMBSTONE. “I SEE STEAK DIANE, I ORDER IT”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 19/09/2026
*extremely commemorated voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier has a bunch of photos of himself behind him
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17/09/2026
Eating at the gate before boarding starts
Mayor Pete cinnamon roll (or whatever) where he looks like a rat
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17/09/2026
Love to read several articles a week that start like this!!!
In what would be a seismic shift, the Trump administration is quietly moving to strip a
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Congratulations to me on being the first person to make this joke
The “Unshakened” part of that insane video the Brooklyn Dems put out, but with “Un” scratched out
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Katie Dippold Babadook tweet
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
Now here’s something everyone can enjoy www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_LNlx...
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
Puss In Boots Mode
Liza looking up in a way that makes her look very cute
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/heat...
Whole class cheering after Bart says the line
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
The whole class looking at Bart waiting for him to “Say the line”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Vince McMahon falling out of chair meme, 3 stages:

1) Kevin Hart ad
2) For sports gambling
3) That airs every single commercial break
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Ted Cruz on Gameday
Homer stuck in the water slide section with “onlookers booing” in the caption
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Check the right paw placement
“This crew is good.” from HEAT (1995)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Liza
Liza looking very comfortable on the couch
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
*extremely steppin’ out voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is getting out of a car
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026
Incoming 24 hour news cycle about how the most full of shit man in history might be able to keep a promise he has zero intention of keeping
The Wall Street Journal
1m ago
Trump promised American adults $5,000 if the GOP wins the midterms, but offered few details about how he'd pay for the $1
trillion measure
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026
Fetterman
wint @dril
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the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
10:30 PM • Mar 9, 2015
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/09/2026
Loving every syllable of this headline!
Page Six headline tagged “celebrity news”

'Not Skinny But Not Fat' podcaster says her betting ad about Lindsay Clancy trial was 'grossly inappropriate' after backlash
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Six Honey Deuces waiting to be purchased Anna Wintour looking on intently
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Retiring camera operator hitting Anna Wintour with this cam on his last day
US Open crowd cam where it makes people’s heads into tennis balls
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
When the eel and kidney pie’s not Cheltington’s
Donald Trump looking English, can’t really explain it
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
The face of an embattled MP spotting the person that comes to all their events wearing a garbage can to say they’re “going in the bin”
Donald Trump with weirdly dark and flat hair
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Liquid IV in Pedialyte
The senator from X-MEN turning into water
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026
Read em and weep
Honey Deuce (11:33 am)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026
👍🐶🧠👍
Mooney, who can see Presten only in supervised visits, has since sought to get him back, posting on Facebook and tagging Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Donald Trump, among others, that she had lost custody for exploring "precision medicine - individualized care based on genetics and metabolism." In April, a Department of
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026
Who fucking cares. Fuck her. Also, no
NYT push notification (so glad they are doing long form reporting on these absolute horse’s ass people):

A MAHA Crusade
A mother chose alternative care for her son's cancer over the recommendations of his doctors. Was that her right?
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