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Patrick Seitz

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
From yesterday- enhance to see exactly the vanity plate you would expect
a Cybertruck with the license plate BZNGA
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Everybody has a fact that causes their brain to immediately shut off. This is mine.
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Patrick Seitz @patrickseitz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s finally getting a full physical-media release—or the first half of one, if you want to split hairs, but I have faith! 🥳
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/06/2026
Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games.
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Patrick Seitz @patrickseitz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I feel bad for Lunasia in Pasadena, moving into their fancy new digs juuuuust in time for street construction to turn that entire intersection into the Lament Configuration. 😬
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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.
The Irish vampires from Sinners
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I like this from Pope Leo's encyclical on AI: "For an algorithm, an error is a flaw to be corrected; for a person, however, an error can be a catalyst for profound change."
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OtakuFest | オタク祭り @otakufestfl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Meet Patrick Seitz at #OtakuFest June 19-21 in West Palm Beach, FL! Get your tickets early & save! Use code OTAKU10 at checkout⌛️ 🎟️Tickets: otakufest.com/tickets 📆RSVP: tinyurl.com/otakufest2026 #anime #cosplay #gaming @patrickseitz.bsky.social
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Marketing fail: Walmart sells 250 year anniversary merch that looks like America died.
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Jason Fanelli @jasonfanelli.com · 03/05/2026
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Can't wait to get my new passport!
A parody of the current President's new vainglorious attempt to foist his withering image upon us - a page from a passport with the Declaration of Independence and the greatest president of all time: President Dwayne Camacho! (Terry Cruise in a wig looking very angry.)
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Quincy Surasmith | ควินซี่ สุรสมิทธ์ @quincetessence.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The only LLM I ever wanna hear about is Long Loooooong Man
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a man in a suit is holding a pink object
Alt: Long Long Man wearing a suit, tearing a Long Sakeru gummy candy the long way
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
levar burton and kermit the frog in a library and levar has a blank speech bubble below him
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 19/04/2026
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🏳️‍🌈Brendan Agnew🏳️‍⚧️ @blcagnew.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"Val Kilmer, who died last April, stars-" No he fucking doesn't, read the beginning of the sentence.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"All I did was use my massive, national platform to repeatedly say these people are subhuman! You can hardly blame ME if a bunch of people felt encouraged to treat that same group of people as subhuman."
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Mothmaster @mothtipo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
@patrickseitz.bsky.social i am so sorry for drawing this because i wanted to make fanart of your characters and once i saw the rooster fighter thing i was like 'oh god i need to do this' chicken cacao and dark cacao keiji
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It. Is. In. The. Fourteenth. Amendment. It. Is. A. Right.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
As the guy who was hired multiple times 15-20 years ago to write the think pieces about "separating art for the artist" I can say unequivocally that all has been said and argued. You ABSOLUTELY CAN enjoy the work of awful people. But that doesn't make you nuanced or wise. It makes you complicit.
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Rebecca Ingber @becingber.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
So many law review articles and he just tweeted it out
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
me when the AI bubble bursts
3 panel comic

Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble!

Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way!

Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Screenshot of Symphony of the Night showing the opening confrontation between Dracula and Richter. Dracula's dialogue is edited to read "Shut up, Belmont. I'm having a breakthrough. A-L-U-C... My god! It IS Dracula backwards!"
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the video game industry is a mess
“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Oh my god, they’re already not allowed to deport US citizens. This is not bargaining. This is acquiescence in the face of authoritarianism.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"In theater" is a military term that refers to a wartime theater of operations. ICE and CBP agents are in Minnesota, which is one of the United States. The enemy in this military operation are citizens of Minnesotans and the United States.
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 29/01/2026
WHAT
A snippet from the quoted article:

Lieutenant Timothy Dolan, a 26-year veteran who leads the traffic unit and serves as vice
president of the OPOA police union, was paid $493,247 in overtime in 2024. Combined with his salary and other pay, this netted him a $711,000 paycheck, making him OPD's highest-paid employee — a title he's held for several years now. His pay was almost double that of the chief of police and nearly three times the mayor's paycheck. His total compensation, including pension and healthcare benefits, was $879,000.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026
“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...
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Rosearik Rikki Simons @rikkisimons.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just tell RFK JR that broccoli is a protein. He won’t know.
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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.
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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Nation's largest nurses union repeats calls for ICE abolition, pledges to do "everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people."
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/01/2026
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 24/01/2026
“don’t give them what they want” they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 24/01/2026
I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
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DanSlott @danslott.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"Videos of the encounter contradict the federal government's description of the incident." -NY Times Really? There's a faster, easier, and more honest way to say that, @nytimes.com. Try again.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/01/2026
There has to be a word beyond outrage for when this loathsome, lying pack of slovenly frauds uses a Web 2.0 version of the Klan to publicly butcher the best humanity has to offer and then dare you to question their right to do it and laugh in your face about it
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It’s not enough to say Abolish ICE. It’s not enough to vote no on ICE funding. It’s not enough to confront Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino with Stern Words. If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?
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Rosearik Rikki Simons @rikkisimons.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Bovino looks like a gremlin that popped out of RFK JR’s back after he was splashed with water.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/01/2026
“The telephone pole - a known leftist agitator - proudly wore a manifesto signaling the coordinated premeditated nature of this heinous attack on our our brave officers’ vehicle”
Detail of the telephone pole from the quoted post, where a flyer can be seen that says “RESISTS THEIR TERRORISM”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/01/2026
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It’s kind of wild that not only should the government NOT be doing evil shit, they should actually be doing GOOD things for us because we pay them lots of money in something called taxes
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