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patchrick

@patchesmel.one
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commie degenerate software engineer and pro wrestling enthusiast. @kcdsa.org merch guy

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gochenourabout @sjgochenour.bsky.social · 4h
my online-only-to-look-at-facebook-marketplace mom: “[baby niece] loves videos by this lady called Miss Rachel? you probably haven’t heard of her.” me, endlessly entrapped in the internet: “I KNOW MISS RACHEL. MISS RACHEL STANDS ON BUSINESS.”
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ceej @ceej.online · 4h
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 17h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 22h
I'm way over my head, and have no idea what I'm doing, but if any of you are artists, and might consider making relics for a wrestling game like baby oil, and a baseball bat covered in barbed wire, i'd be interested in seeing your art style. #AEW
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
image of the pro wrestler Thekla, a perfect chaos goblin who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever in her entire life, with a speech bubble edited in to look like she's saying the below quote post
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today on IMMORTAL SCIENCE: If you laugh at this, or even read it, you have to come to the B&R event tonight (see pinned tweet for details!).
immortalscience.pika.page
Can’t Taste the Revolution - IMMORTAL SCIENCE
DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM: The people have united and made the collective decision to eat pineapple pizza. DEMOCRATIC CENTRALISM: It is in the best interests of the people to follow the advice...
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 09/05/2026
I’m going to a dark place, do you need anything?
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 04/10/2026
Show that you recognize what you have with Kofi TK you coward
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 04/10/2026
No for real this time have Bandido drop the title to Kofi 🤼
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
How you go from Machete to The ICE Pick
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 03/10/2026
I like how the lid isn’t long enough for the whole casket so his top half can stay visible when it’s closed
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 03/10/2026
What is Operation Gold?
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 03/10/2026
We’re so close pleeeeeeeeease
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gabbs @girlboss.capital · 03/10/2026
DONATE FOR UNIVERSAL ADDERALL 👇👇👇👇 secure.actblue.com/donate/roche...
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Donate to Isaiah Harris
Show your support with a contribution.
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 03/10/2026
Please buy me beer
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Jay T. Shirt @fight4ever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So how many years we got left for this 🤔? #AEW #wrestlesky
A meme image with the text "If a rivalry lasts longer than 7 years, then you are no longer rivals, you are GAY" but with the image of pro wrestlers Hangman Adam Page and Swerve Strickland butting heads.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m sorry I reposted the fake Eminem verse, please let me atone by sharing a reel of Tony Papadog implying that Opie’s family is fake
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We here at the newsdesk are getting reports that the leaked Eminem song may indeed be a fake. We will keep you updated with further developments as they come in.
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 02/10/2026
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 02/10/2026
Gen Z is trying to cancel Eminem?!
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
KCMO! Go to this! Support good causes and cool stuff!
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 01/10/2026
based
4 reposts 20 likes
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sept 30 oct 1
nathan fielder in an oversized suit from Nathan For Youa grizzled, older nathan fielder from the trailer for You Can See Everything (2026)
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 01/10/2026
Dale talkin about dang ol Epstein list, man, dang ol island boy stuff, man, imma trust my dang friends in the dang government, man
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
every squad has the oblivious homie. except mine i guess
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Lenin Bot @lenin-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Machines were, it may be said, the weapon employed by the capitalist to quell the revolt of specialized labor." 👤: Karl Marx 🕑: 1847 📚: Poverty of Philosophy
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 01/10/2026
What are crop formations?
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
realms of the haunting, official website, excerpt (1997) web.archive.org/web/19970605...
graphics of a disembodied skull (looks a little aggro).
red text font beneath:
the battle for gamers' souls has just
entered a frightening new phase....
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no shade to my younger self but where were you going with this
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're already monetizing everything, and we're already doing corruption in everything, but what I propose to you is this: what if we monetize the corruption
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 30/09/2026
There’s no reason for you to have done this
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 30/09/2026
I wasn’t paying much attention during last convention so I didn’t even know about R49 until someone pointed it out to me this week. Seems like it was passed like “😉👍 okie dokie, we sure will!” without anything to enforce it
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 30/09/2026
just, ya know, if you have someone’s address and want to send them 3lbs of elephant shit
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 30/09/2026
elephant shit is half price on poop senders dot com
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mike scary™️ 🧟‍♂️ @bizkitpilled.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
10 hrs of michael tracey falling down stairs ASMR
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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our natural and highest state is love. Love of the individual and of the whole. So when I say we should throw all billionaires and corrupt politicians into the Grand Canyon, it’s coming from a deep love for humanity and the planet.
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 30/09/2026
Oh I don’t mean to say it’s on the same tier as Whiskey Fridays, which is certainly Weird Sentence of the Year, but I think it could qualify for Weird Sentence of the Week
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 30/09/2026
Yesterday gave us “Randy Couture collaboration with Coffeezilla” as far as weird sentences go
youtu.be
UFC Fighter Accidentally Exposes a Huge Scam
YouTube video by Coffeezilla
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 30/09/2026
this is real btw
youtu.be
UFC Fighter Accidentally Exposes a Huge Scam
YouTube video by Coffeezilla
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 30/09/2026
elephant shit is half price on poop senders dot com
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Shawn Wildermuth @wildermuth.com · 29/09/2026
No notes
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patchrick @patchesmel.one · 29/09/2026
Randy Couture / Coffeezilla collaboration sounds like a sleeper agent trigger phrase
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Know you no ball, sir, at long last? Have you left no knowledge of ball?
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Let’s all go around the table and say one thing that sucks dick
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