patchrick @patchesmel.one · 24/09/2026The veil between the worlds is worn thin as old parchment. The candles have guttered without a breath of wind. Somewhere beneath the roots of the old graveyard yew, something has begun to stir and the mist is crawling up from the marsh. But no longer, thanks to today's sponsor: MeUndies 0371
patchrick @patchesmel.one · 20/09/2026We just got the white and black variants on Friday, and while most of the black ones need to be reordered, we still have a few white ones that I wouldn’t mind packing up and shipping to you. We haven’t been able to get real pics for them yet but here’s what they look like 000
patchrick @patchesmel.one · 20/09/2026This clip defies all logic in that something with the SNL branding is actually funny 0106
patchrick @patchesmel.one · 02/09/2026Ok now that my car is out of the shop I can throw in what was left over from what I’d budgeted to get it fixed 141
patchrick @patchesmel.one · 06/08/2026nah, does this look like something posted by someone dedicated to continuing working in DSA? 100
patchrick @patchesmel.one · 22/07/2026Me and my brother stopped by this big ass machine during a road trip in 2010. I had to login to Facebook to pull these, I’ll have you know 000
patchrick @patchesmel.one · 16/07/2026Motherfucker called his ex-wife to ask if she’d vouch for him 010
patchrick @patchesmel.one · 23/06/20262/2 This is Basta aka Bas, Basta Baby, Bassa, Basta Bing Bong, Basta Bubba 031
patchrick @patchesmel.one · 21/06/2026Last night I learned the name of the guy’s company and I’m now ready to fully buy in on nominative determinism 031
patchrick @patchesmel.one · 10/06/2026That just means you’ll be the only one in town with one of these bad boys 020
