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éclairwolf 🏳️‍⚧️

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far more active on fedi: tech.lgbt/@eclairwolf approximately girl-shaped cga wolf thing. sometimes dragon too. indie gamedev / slow speedrunner / javascript idiot. 🔞 occasional porn writer, serial furry smut retweeter 🔞 it/she/they 🏳️‍⚧️

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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 1h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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éclairwolf :trans_furr_white: @eclairwolf.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 1h
new deadlock update looks sick
baba from baba is you, badly scribbled over the character portrait for the new deadlock character baba
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Justin Walsh @jstpwalsh.bsky.social · 18h
Shane Ross at Virginia Tech created a simulation of what 500k orbital data centers, as proposed by SpaceX, would look like from your home latitude sdross0.github.io/orbital-data...
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What would orbital data centers look like from your sky?
500,000 satellites from SpaceX's FCC filing, two published brightness models and the real stars, for any latitude, date and time. Computed in your browser.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wanna see the most Oregon thing ever?
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 A Big Gay Market OCT 4th @fawnduu.com · 28/09/2026
Okay but do you still love her when she's doing this? 🥺
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 24/09/2026
the easiest, simplest, and best LLM policy is still, and will forever remain, "no, fuck you, don't use it".
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trailclam celebrity 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[yinglet winning big at the bowling tournament voice] who do you zhink you are i clam
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🔞 ✨Maahri After Dark✨ @maahwi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ward against migraines
A woman leaning against a wall, oversized shirt pulled together by a hand in an effort to protect her modesty. A speech bubble says “Let’s take the Ibuprofen together”
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chillin' and grillin
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 8: Gag Strip

Panel 1:

Mickey looks confusedly at a newspaper.

Mickey: Gosh... the stores are all closed, too! I... !

Newspaper Headline: Dog collars increasing in feminine favor

Panel 2:

Mickey has a very giddy, wide-eyed expression and smile on his face.
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An old comic from 2021 about being an alien
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“AI can make background graphics” could an AI make THIS?
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sketch preto e branco de uma Morticia Addams lobo guará e um Gomez Addams cachorro vinagre, desenho acentua a diferença de altura dos dois bichos, lobo guará altissimo e cachorro vinagre baixote.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah this isn't true. I've seen people talk on the internet about wanting to fuck donkey kong, or the home depot logo, wanting to fuck the jumping man from twin peaks, people are horny for mascots all day on here and I have never heard anyone mention this thing
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 28/05/2026
getting fucked up off the Win32 Lean and Green
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hyper ◇ tortuga @machturtl.wearybones.rest · 24/09/2026
Bad anthropomorphization • 》LLMs + genAİ . Good anthropomorphization • 》furries .
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 24/09/2026
Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something? Yes, I guessed as much. Well, here's a tip. There's a stash of treasure right down that hole.
poorly photoshopped face of Elizabeth Holmes (from the trailer of You Can See Everything when she says “why would I deceived you”) over Trusty Patches character model from Dark Souls 1
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pdf reader @greatgrebe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.
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Vixi and Friends [🦈 Jinx] @vixichrome.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Fat girl fall??? Dude help her back up
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shy wolf @einshelm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fox tibbies 🦊 commish for ReverieVouivre
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this might actually be the most confusing piece of news i've ever found in a old game magazine yet
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Snacks @snackbunnii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She's getting ready to serve with a happy smile!!
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Personal Ami @personalami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Omega Wolf for Soulwoven
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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ɛ̃fini @mountvapehelens.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"Well, the club IS called the Wolfe Pit" 🎨: @rosieriot.bsky.social
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
garden kiss
drawing of two women kissing in a garden filled with warm light, plants behind them
one is wearing a long yellow skirt and a white blouse, the other is wearing jean shorts, a red crop top
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Chris Palmer @fugueish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In 2004 I saw Yudkowsky give a talk in which he said that when we upload our brains into the cloud and enter machine heaven, we will be able to taste the tastiest possible potato chip. That was his positive vision of the Singularity. I know it sounds made up, but he did say it.
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 21/09/2026
one of the best things you can do right now as a queer person is like if another queer person is a dick to you or you don't like them or there's some Shit between you two or u don't like em consider just. Letting it go not all the time. But when you can. Take the load off each other to be perfect
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
forget it sweetie
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Xaviera 🌈🩷💜💙 @xaviera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When the artist uses your piece for advertising and you reshare
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éclairwolf 🏳️‍⚧️ @pastry.dog · 21/12/2025
they are just,,, big kitty cat
male lion snoozin' with his tongue out in a lil blep
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Text: Oh I do genuinely love old anime. But I also watch it to impress weird older women.
If I watch ZAMBOT, I'll probably get to touch her on the butt.
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June (^・ω・^ ) @juneibyou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
first commit to the big mutiny fork of gzdoom being to set the default texture filtering to off actually felt like this
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
It’s going to be really funny when this is all over and all these companies are like oh, that hate campaign we ran against you for years? Yeah, we were just kidding
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SpookyLightning @robbiejobobby.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Felt inspired
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"I usually don't do this on the first date, but..." #teratophilia
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metta world war @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12/09/2025
this advertisement has become funnier with every single management decision
bluesky no incels advertisement on a street sign
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
an old comic I didn’t feel like updating to be about ai but is still basically about ai anyway because we’ve always been living in hell
panel 1: a weird creep pokes at a laptop and says “Finally, through the aid of machine translation and google, I have removed the taint of woke western localization from this video game!”
panel 2: two anime boys say “Hello” “It is”
panel 3: “You must go there” “yes”
panel 4: “When the executive manager is downed, can you believe it?” “There is!” the weird creep sheds a tear and says “Ah, as the developers intended!”
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