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Matthew Parrott
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42, father of two, a fascination with wildlife and aviation, manager at RAF Air Defence Radar Museum, Norfolk @rafadrm.bsky.social
42, father of two, a fascination with wildlife and aviation, manager at RAF Air Defence Radar Museum, Norfolk @rafadrm.bsky.social
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[british horror movie]
person: blimey
ghost (knocking over a can of beans): boo innit
person: oi me beans
Feb 21, 2024 at 10:32 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreiglhpdh2g3uw2wnr6qi7jmawnnlruqwn5hrtp6sjxtnjx2w2anl6u)
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[TV show titles]:
SORT YOUR LIFE OUT
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[STACEY SOLOMON and the team are outside NIGEL FARAGE’S house with Nigel and his girlfriend LAURE FERRARI]
STACEY:
So Nigel - you're a politician aren't you?
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FARAGE:
Yes Stacey but I also have a hobby...
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LAURE [proudly, but slightly worried]:
Nigel collects nutters.
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[Interior - Stacey and the team entering Nigel and Laure’s house. It is crammed with weird-looking people].
STACEY:
Oh my goooorsh
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STACEY:
Look at all the weirdos!
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STACEY:
Where do you sleep?
NIGEL:
Over there
on the pile of racists
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[Nigel is showing Stacey his collection of lunatics]
NIGEL:
This one talks a lot about UFOs in Doncaster
[He gestures to councillor Kieran Lay standing in a display case]
STACEY:
Wowww...
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[Showing her Reform councillor Steven Lewis, standing behind a lamp]:
NIGEL:
This one thinks we are in a simulation made by Satan called ‘the Matrix’
STACEY:
So many types!
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STACEY [voice over]
But Nigel is worried his collection is affecting his electability at work.
[Nigel is starting to cry]
STACEY [putting hand on his shoulder]:
Oh babe...
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[They are now in THE WAREHOUSE where Stacey puts all the belongings out into zones. Each zone is full of weird looking people. They are labelled: RACISTS, ANTISEMITES, PLANDEMICS, MISOGYNISTS etc]
STACEY:
So listen Nigel,
We can't leave leave the warehouse...
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STACEY:
Till you've donated half of these to Restore.
NIGEL:
I CAN'T DO IT STACEY
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreigx6bwqzzlkzks6uie2qpll5mp3nar2nhfek2rhvyq7prhk2datr4)
