F.O. @get-effed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I like October because it means Hallowe'en and nobody questioning me about the human skulls all over my front garden 000
F.O. @get-effed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I presume people that queue up in pubs do so because they're used to queuing up to register as a sex offender 010
F.O. @get-effed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Love is the Drug" is just cooler than penguin piss, and effortlessly so 030
F.O. @get-effed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Look, Argos, nobody has ever, ever suggested you're just for toys. Fucking pack it in 030
