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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If I had a shitload of money I would create increasingly absurd fake products and hire Shaq for all their ads, seeing what finally becomes the thing for which he turns down a commercial

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ospreay's delivery of "Oh no, French, my weakness" was delightful haha

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Megane Top Gun @dauragon.com · 30/09/2026

It's not even close either

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

RIP PAC, an incredible performer in every aspect and, by all the stories out there, an even better person. Completely shocked. The world has lost a truly magnificent Bastard

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Will Ospreay cuts a promo on WWE

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Catching up on the end of Zeztz and *Kamen Rider's motorcycle* is staying behind to tinker in the workshop while *Kamen Rider* takes off on foot, running to get where he needs to go. I know we've lamented the lack of bike scenes in recent years but this...this is something else

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Nunchuk tutorial: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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Em-vira, Mistress of the Dark @spacequeenemily.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The only way AI will take over the world and end humanity is if we keep letting these unethical grifters huff their own farts while stressing to you the importance of how it's inevitable that you also huff their farts and that it is imperative to compliment the smell.

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Happy Kaixa Day to all who celebrate

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🔥💣SSSS.Camilleअ @getterdrill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

www.reddit.com/r/Super_Robo... Remember how I mentioned that I was one of the lead editors of a REAL SRWZ tl project? Well we just went public with recruiting for it! Please help us <3

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Explore this post and more from the Super_Robot_Wars community

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Catching up on Dynamite, and the Willow/Mercedes and Kenny/Ospreay segments were both great stuff. Really good building and storytelling going on in here. Shit is white-hot

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Wembley is going to go fucking *nuts* when Ospreay wins

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Mox kicks out like he's being hit with a defibrillator

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Shoutout to this episode of the X-Files for using the ol' Kamen Rider standby of "people turn into melting piles of foam when they die"

A pile of melting greenish-white foam vaguely in the shape of a human laying on a carpeted floor

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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

He's back

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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026

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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 08/07/2026

It's fascinating to live in a time where the majority of global consumers are just fed up and hate everything new on the market. Hate removal of physical media Hate forced AI Hate video surveillance in cars and homes Hate micro transactions Hate digital subscriptions What a time to be alive!

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Every soccer player two seconds after they act like they got shot in the face with a bazooka

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Kevin Nash & Jim: Fake Leg Reveal

ALT: Kevin Nash & Jim: Fake Leg Reveal

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🌸 pink thang 🌸 @bunnalien.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The fact that children are unable to casually participate in hobbies anymore because everything is about blind consumerism and reselling instead of the love of the game. I think we should publicly humiliate scalpers more

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Daredevil posing on a roof, billy clubs in each hand, the line connecting them flaring out dramatically, with the stained-glass window of a church behind him

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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

It’s on Tubi, with subs made by people.

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I hope they boo this fuck into the crust of the Earth tonight, and that I can hear it all the way from my house

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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026

As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Finally saw Hathaway 2. Definitely enjoyed. Really nice to take in in the theater. Loved what they did stylistically with certain flashbacks/characters

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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Too many people assume that every protagonist is just a stand in for the author, and that their bad deeds are what the author thinks are good. Those people are wrong, and any attempt to appease them will not win them over. They don't want to be won over. They want to be angry and right.

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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 13/05/2026

me when im dr gero

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Seed of Might @seedofmight.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Happy Mother's Day!

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Bugs Bunny giving a monster a manicure, caption: My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. No Star Wars/Trek, terf wizard movies, LotR, or Marvel.

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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I might be forgetting something but I feel like it's been a while since we've had a Rider with multiple opening themes. Happy to report that Visions and Play Back both slap, though.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

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Eric Geller @ericjgeller.com · 07/04/2026

oh my god oh my god oh my god www.nasa.gov/image-detail... www.nasa.gov/image-detail... www.nasa.gov/image-detail...

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