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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If I had a shitload of money I would create increasingly absurd fake products and hire Shaq for all their ads, seeing what finally becomes the thing for which he turns down a commercial

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ospreay's delivery of "Oh no, French, my weakness" was delightful haha

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As a Steelers fan, I, too, have been watching every week hoping that someone hits Rodgers so hard he explodes into dust

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Megane Top Gun @dauragon.com · 30/09/2026

It's not even close either

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

RIP PAC, an incredible performer in every aspect and, by all the stories out there, an even better person. Completely shocked. The world has lost a truly magnificent Bastard

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Will Ospreay cuts a promo on WWE

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have mostly enjoyed Zeztz, this comment is more bemusement than complaint

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Catching up on the end of Zeztz and *Kamen Rider's motorcycle* is staying behind to tinker in the workshop while *Kamen Rider* takes off on foot, running to get where he needs to go. I know we've lamented the lack of bike scenes in recent years but this...this is something else

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Nunchuk tutorial: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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Em-vira, Mistress of the Dark @spacequeenemily.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The only way AI will take over the world and end humanity is if we keep letting these unethical grifters huff their own farts while stressing to you the importance of how it's inevitable that you also huff their farts and that it is imperative to compliment the smell.

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Happy Kaixa Day to all who celebrate

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It must be a process because a bunch of them are still pixelated. We're also now getting pictures like this, which almost balances it out

A screenshot of a Rotoworld post about George Kittle, and the accompanying image is just his face from the middle of his nose to the base of his neck. It's basically just nose and beard.

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🔥💣SSSS.Camilleअ @getterdrill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

www.reddit.com/r/Super_Robo... Remember how I mentioned that I was one of the lead editors of a REAL SRWZ tl project? Well we just went public with recruiting for it! Please help us <3

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Explore this post and more from the Super_Robot_Wars community

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Once Keith David is in your head as an option, everyone else falls short

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

They have announced the starting QB, but they have not announced that they will not be starting an offensive line in front of him

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Catching up on Dynamite, and the Willow/Mercedes and Kenny/Ospreay segments were both great stuff. Really good building and storytelling going on in here. Shit is white-hot

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Hahaha the pop will be heard across the pond

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Wembley is going to go fucking *nuts* when Ospreay wins

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Mox kicks out like he's being hit with a defibrillator

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Shoutout to this episode of the X-Files for using the ol' Kamen Rider standby of "people turn into melting piles of foam when they die"

A pile of melting greenish-white foam vaguely in the shape of a human laying on a carpeted floor

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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

He's back

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"Revere the gods, nerd! Pity me in my own right, remember your own father! I deserve more pity... I have endured what no one on Earth has ever done before"

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Baby Billy Freeman Flips Off

Alt: Baby Billy Freeman Flips Off

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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026

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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 08/07/2026

It's fascinating to live in a time where the majority of global consumers are just fed up and hate everything new on the market. Hate removal of physical media Hate forced AI Hate video surveillance in cars and homes Hate micro transactions Hate digital subscriptions What a time to be alive!

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Every soccer player two seconds after they act like they got shot in the face with a bazooka

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Kevin Nash & Jim: Fake Leg Reveal

ALT: Kevin Nash & Jim: Fake Leg Reveal

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🌸 pink thang 🌸 @bunnalien.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The fact that children are unable to casually participate in hobbies anymore because everything is about blind consumerism and reselling instead of the love of the game. I think we should publicly humiliate scalpers more

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Daredevil posing on a roof, billy clubs in each hand, the line connecting them flaring out dramatically, with the stained-glass window of a church behind him

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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

It’s on Tubi, with subs made by people.

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Holy shit I think you just unlocked the reason behind my underwhelming reception to DQ as well. You ain't wrong, and it makes a ton of sense heh

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I hope they boo this fuck into the crust of the Earth tonight, and that I can hear it all the way from my house

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Certainly feels like it a lot of the time. Fucked up, ain't it?

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I think that's the thing right there. The crazy accumulation of wealth, presumably to be able to spend it to do/get away with whatever, then exempts you from having to spend it just by virtue of having it

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I'm mad at you most days, Gail, but only because you put the phrase "smooth broccoli" in my brain

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Commodore Schmidlapp @paroxysmic.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Stacy's mom is a Constructicon She's all I want, but now she's become an arm Stacy, can you see if gestalts might be poly? I know it might be wrong but I love a Decepticon

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