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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Just listened a Eagles fan that is at the hospital and delaying his CT scan to call into WIP, least and most serious city imaginable

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The last thing your guest toilet sees before getting clogged bsky.app/profile/stuf...

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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

cool option for at-home flu vaccination!

flu.myaspn.com

Welcome - Flumist

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well-wishes and sincere thanks to impending Jaguar, Saquon Barkley

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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nobody find this guy. Don't make us learn another thing about him. No podcast appearances, no visits to Good Day Philadelphia. Just let this bloated drunk struggling to spit out "unstmost" be a beautiful uncomplicated thing, thank you

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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 03/10/2026

why do Griffin and Onion look like the top attorneys in Candyland

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s Penn State football, let’s have a great time

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James Tyler @jamestylerespn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey! It's Friday. Have you taken the Sports Jeopardy! anytime test yet? If not, set aside 15 mins this weekend and try your hand! Why not you? www.jeopardy.com/be-on-j/espn

jeopardy.com

ESPN Jeopardy! Anytime Test | Jeopardy.com

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nick Sirianni and Matt Campbell casket match

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just want the Eagles to be normal ONE time in my life

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Shoutout Woodland Hills for our favorite thing, football players in the marching band

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Kevin Harlan remains undefeated, our greatest sports announcing treasure

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

50 pierogies on North Allegheny -2.5 vs Upper St. Clair and the under

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This thing practically gets my childhood zip code in PA, damned anthracite hoagie mouth

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Telling my kid this is Sophie Cunningham

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.

data4democracy.substack.com

Hook and Squeeze

How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Need to sit down and hammer out my “Shane Gillis, Secret Centrist Normie” thesis

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Wondering what *your* 50’s will be like? I just gave my pepper plants the “we’re down three touchdowns at half, show some damn pride” speech.

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

okay, maybe the comment section *is* real life

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

due to the rising cost of housing, there are now three wolves inside you

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Homies Trismeghostus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Mustang horse nicotine packets

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Okay but my dog doesn’t employ Bret Stephens

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Finally, employee training by dasharez0ne

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Gonna put a jujitsu cop in air jail when he tries to remove me from Denny’s (again) on the false premise of “smearing country fried steak on the windows” (again)

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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Feels like it’s important to remember that many of the mayors and governors who authorized for those students to be abused and have their lives ruined were/are Democrats. And the most powerful members of the Democratic Party, like Schumer, were the loudest to call for extreme punishments.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

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Kenny @klphotos.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Dismembered Hitchbot has to be one of the game pieces

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The wharf where that guy ate his last rotisserie chicken

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/02/2026

all jokes aside, i thought it was very cool and fun to watch, really unique and interesting and lighthearted. Kendrick's is definitely my fav ever and was hard to follow up but Bad Bunny succeeded. Next year they should have the Bloodhound Gang

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

We got the hollow chocolate football at Costco and I couldn’t stop thinking about tombrodude

Tombrodude tweet: one time in 2006 i was in the Eagles locker room after the players left and i saw Andy Reid eating a football with a fork and knife

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Reminder that Dean Blandino sounds like a Chris Jericho insult circa 1997

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

We have lit the Inner Excellence candle

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Don’t have to get mad if you stay mad, go Birds

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