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Homies Trismegistus

@presidenthellsatan.bsky.social
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Thrice great and always down to hang Has used computer before. You should follow me so more people see my good and cool posts

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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I need to get a new vacuum cleaner, which one is the best one.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I bit my cheek really bad and it's sore.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here is the thread where I make up imaginary names
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Important literature discovery
A picture of the novelization of the Andy Sidaris film Malibu Express
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Loudsommar
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What yall really need is to learn to spell it right.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Learning important God facts
A dilapidated sign with "GOD IS UFO" spraypainted on it
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How come honest, healthy posts like this never go viral???? #joy #health #seed-oil #sk-hynix #brand #neverforget #screechbats
A picture of a corner of a building at an angle
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Shirley Jackson's the spreadsheet people.
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
OMG LADS LOOK AT THE WALRUSES TONIGHT
A shit ton of walruses on the rocks!
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Violence Hero Riki-Oh
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Saw the bunny again.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I found this bunny on the ride home
A lil bunny in some grass
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Got some @acidlich.bsky.social prints and they are really cool so im making frames for them.
A print of the picture "moth lich" in a pine frame on a metal desk.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I got bad sleep AMA
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I like the Mr Jambo parody song but I worry that the author is being a little flippant in the way he so casually talks about the ancient scrolls.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Congratulations to the team of Spain enjoy the luxurious drinking experiences that cup ownership provides
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I got a pan
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is it frog????
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Sign in a restaurant reads: "Live with GRATITUDE, ninja style"
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Wes Davis @blunderchief.blather.ing · 16/06/2026
Thanks to visionOS 27's new custom environments feature, I can finally pretend I'm working in a ditch next to the highway outside of Stillwater, Oklahoma.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We goin beans in here
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Takin the train home after a night out like I live in a proper city.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I guess since people seem to like it I should be clear that I didn't make that horse nicotine picture I just saw it on a discord and thought it was kinda funny.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Mustang horse nicotine packets
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Aint no rule that says a dog can't be the next James bond
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Lookin ominous out there
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I had a bunch of nightmares last night that I dont remember much about except that I was being made to work on something called "the problem of the giant sphere"
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The Shadows @the-shadows.com · 20/04/2026
A new homemade carving knife has joined the club
A set of 3 obviously home made woodcarving knives a long thin one with a stubby bulbous handle. One that looks kinda like a big scalpel and a small chisel like one with a purple wooden handle.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I think that the current NBA roster houses some of America's top basketball talent.
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The Shadows @the-shadows.com · 08/04/2026
Here is a squid guy
A charred woodcarving of a weird squid head guy.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Just for the record. Fuck Trump, he is a pile of shit this war is stupid and terrible. I dont post about this kinda stuff much cause its boring and there isn't much else for me to say about it.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
still thinking about this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgIA...
youtube.com
OJ The Alien (Feat. Dr. Dazzle) - Wiseguys On Mars
YouTube video by Patrick’s Crazy Channel
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
watchin garm wars
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My favorite graffiti at the bar tonight is a pair of bricks with "soup loop" on them
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/vkqeM...
youtube.com
My neighbors are always listening to really loud drum and bass
YouTube video by Na Na Nope
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Lunchtime w goblin
Goblin, the fluffy black cat sits at a table in a chair as though a fine meal were to be served to him.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I forgot my headphones and im already on the bus.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
28 years later, the boner town.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Id probably start smoking
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Can't belief I got shadowbanned for exposing the connection between crooked fbi and Jim cramer
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Here is some graffiti I found
A streetlight pole w "crooked FBI <3s Jim Cramer" written on it.

Looks like it was done with a big ass sharpie.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Cleaned up and re-painted the old vise a bit.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Both of them were airplane pilots who later did geology
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ive been cleaning / restoring an old vise and and while Metal things are so cool, working with metal is so gross. So much grease and nasty little powders.
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Bean age turt DAG
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The Shadows @the-shadows.com · 15/02/2026
Look its frog
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The Shadows @the-shadows.com · 07/02/2026
A new creature appears
A lil carved wooden seal type creatureA front view of a lil carved wooden seal type creatureAnother angle on that lil seal type creature
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
~tom hardy bane voice~ Have you ever been close to tragedy batman? Or been close to those who have????
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Homies Trismegistus @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The Tarrent County results are nice
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