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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Just listened a Eagles fan that is at the hospital and delaying his CT scan to call into WIP, least and most serious city imaginable

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The last thing your guest toilet sees before getting clogged bsky.app/profile/stuf...

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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

cool option for at-home flu vaccination!

flu.myaspn.com

Welcome - Flumist

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well-wishes and sincere thanks to impending Jaguar, Saquon Barkley

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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nobody find this guy. Don't make us learn another thing about him. No podcast appearances, no visits to Good Day Philadelphia. Just let this bloated drunk struggling to spit out "unstmost" be a beautiful uncomplicated thing, thank you

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nick Sirianni refuses to ban third down conversion therapy. Too dangerous for Pennsylvanians.

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Matt Campbell? The LinkedIn quote generator?”

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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 03/10/2026

why do Griffin and Onion look like the top attorneys in Candyland

FOX
LLE TB
FOX CFB
ROBERT GRIFFIN I
2011 HEISMAN WINNER
CONNOR ONION CFB ON FOX

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s Penn State football, let’s have a great time

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James Tyler @jamestylerespn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey! It's Friday. Have you taken the Sports Jeopardy! anytime test yet? If not, set aside 15 mins this weekend and try your hand! Why not you? www.jeopardy.com/be-on-j/espn

jeopardy.com

ESPN Jeopardy! Anytime Test | Jeopardy.com

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Doink The Clown ass athletic director

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He wouldn’t have a chance in those oversized shoes

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nick Sirianni and Matt Campbell casket match

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just want the Eagles to be normal ONE time in my life

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every time I threw to eight year olds without a catcher as an actual visual target, I plunked half the batters. Couldn’t stop doing it. 37 mph in the ribs. No regrets.

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just another precursor to GTA Pennsylvania imo

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Only possible explanation is that some well-connected Fail Son, somewhere, simply can’t pass the polygraph under the current oppressive rules.

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Over 3.5 Todd Titsworth ads on TigerVision just hit

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Also, a drum major dressed as both Michael Jackson and Bob Ross

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Shoutout Woodland Hills for our favorite thing, football players in the marching band

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Kevin Harlan remains undefeated, our greatest sports announcing treasure

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

USC’s band playing “Gangsta’s Paradise” after first downs, we are COOKED cooked

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

50 pierogies on North Allegheny -2.5 vs Upper St. Clair and the under

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This thing practically gets my childhood zip code in PA, damned anthracite hoagie mouth

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

concerned about the Young Quarterbacks among us

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Telling my kid this is Sophie Cunningham

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Oh and word to Metcalfe for cutting this promo on Facebook

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Jack Kevorkyinz @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’m still reeling from the realization that this was Daryl Metcalfe’s seat

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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.