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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Turning humility into humiliation with this one simple trick (falls down a flight of stadium stairs) bsky.app/profile/lend...

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Penn State football: losing in new, more disgusting ways. But also with 75% more Paterno.

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Len Damico @lendami.co · 27/09/2026

Pretty cool to go up 17-0 at home and then lose to a coach who is only here because his program was too poor to fire him 👍

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I gotta say it's refreshing to have a new way regime to choke up an easy one

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Matt Campbell gonna read a chapter from a self-help book at the presser

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Send these assholes back to Iowa

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Shut the fuck up, man bsky.app/profile/axio...

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We've become so inured to being represented either by openly malevolent assholes or at best ineffectual stooges that when someone uses the government as-intended and does basic politics it's a revelation

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Mamdani is a charismatic guy but I promise you anyone can replicate this. 1) Unapologetically use the government to help ordinary people; and 2) Tell them about it

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Head of the Big Ten replay review team

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Dad, the water on the toilet went down really slow

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RedDirtSport @reddirtsport.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Earnestly with the explosion of sports gambling, I want that replay official/clock operators finances and app usage on my desk by 9 am

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

(no one asks for my thoughts and i promise i'm not trying to defend anyone or anything but i think the AD feels heat to raise money/is under fire for job performance and the head coach's default for everything is "sure yeah w/e i'm gonna go coach football now," which is not what the last guy did)

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The best tweet about the situation to date bsky.app/profile/85mf...

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What’s really awesome about re-litigating all of this is that Penn State took decisive action to fire everyone, accept sanctions, pay massive restitution. Instituted meaningful oversight. Perpetrators & administrators were convicted & incarcerated. And then this shit happens bsky.app/profile/treb...

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Len Damico @lendami.co · 02/09/2026

I promise you, most normal Penn State people are madder about this than y’all will ever be

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

The idea that there is a "Left" in American politics is an absurd right wing fantasy, which of course is politically useful to them, but unfortunately it's also useful to centrist media figures who need it to be true for their somber above-it-all commentary to make sense

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Idk lol "I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan and he died. I knew what I was doing was illegal. Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour." is pretty fuckin legendary

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Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal charges in the killing of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO

Mangione was charged with two federal stalking counts and faces a maximum penalty of life in prison in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

He is so good at this

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

A supermajority of voters want us to cut ties with Israel, be less interventionist, cover everyone’s healthcare, and limit corporate spending in elections. DSA candidates really do have the much more moderate position than establishment Democrats.

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Counting or not counting gang violence? bsky.app/profile/rvbd...

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

As the prophecy foretold

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Being an internet scold, however, is the lord’s work bsky.app/profile/this...

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s a big club and you ain’t in it bsky.app/profile/warr...

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.

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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

chat is it bad that we want our leaders dead of rocket diarrhea

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Get in the pit and try to love someone

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Died shitting on the toilet RIP bsky.app/profile/phil...

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

There will be inevitable Articles™️ about the left celebrating Lindsey Graham's death to which I will respond that no man celebrated death more, perhaps in all of American history, than Lindsey Graham

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

“Y’all need to stop having parasocial relationships with politicians and touch grass” as I send my 12th bluesky post of the morning

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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

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Albert Burneko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

i swear to god man, there has never been a cadre of sorrier fucking losers and hall-monitor dickweeds than at the top of the Democratic Party

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

4-8 coach in fourth season saying shit like “the real fans know we’re building something here”

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

bsky.app/profile/jaim...

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I solve mental health by calling everyone "big dog" or playboy

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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Honestly the only thing I don't believe about this is that an editor referred to her as "charming." The rest of it tracks perfectly.

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

“Do you have a moment to discuss your vehicle’s extended warranty?”

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

bsky.app/profile/bill...

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I deeply believe that hope is never lost and that the future ~can~ be different, but I don’t think being naive about what currently exists helps us get there. This party, as constituted, is more likely to provide the 50th vote to a 4th Trump SCOTUS pick than they are to ever challenge the court.

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