Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 9hI guess it fits that the season ends with a baffling management decision 380
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 15hHonestly I can’t complain. I had a few weird dates and a few people who flaked but generally I had fun. Currently dating someone I met on the apps and maintaining friendships with a couple others. 120
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026That was one of the biggest big-dick performances I’ve ever seen from a rookie. Painter should be proud of these three innings for the rest of his life 1234
Reposted by Castlevania BravoJay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New pitcher into the game in the biggest situation of his life. The one guy he definitely does not want to see is on deck. I know what I should do. Swing at the first pitch and pop it out. Enjoy the next 10 years of this.  172
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026Please I know they’re not winning the World Series but if the Phillies could drag the Braves into Hell with them I’ll take that as a consolation prize 0152
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026This dumb asshole is going to cry so hard at his sentencing 041
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Ok guess it’s time for the mandatory Siriani era early season dumb bullshit loss 040
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026Jalen be like “fine fuck you I’ll do it. Again” 070
Reposted by Castlevania BravoMeg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 27/09/2026your punishment for liking the Phillies? more Phillies. 020233
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026Phillies are going to win the World Series and they’ll kill us all in the process. It will be the world’a first combination championship parade and funeral procession 160
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026Imagine going down three late in the 4th and not coming back to win. Couldn’t be *my* quarterback 020
Reposted by Castlevania BravoCastlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 14/09/2024very High and thinking about the Phillies (derogatory) 062
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026Fraud is when I pay you for services I never use. I’m the one commiting fraud, in that circumstance 030
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026The argument in the car at the end of “Columbus Day” is one of the funniest scenes in all of the Sopranos 000
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026Why would you walk into a job interview with an iced coffee 230
Reposted by Castlevania BravoMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch 623302558
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 23/09/2026Not to victim blame but I gotta say if you live in Gotham and you go to the Joker parade what were you expecting. 160
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 23/09/2026A sixth season of The Wire where Batman is real 030
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026Trying to imagine dating in West Philly and being like “no bi girls, thanks”. You’d have an easier time getting laid in a convent 090
Reposted by Castlevania BravoLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there. 132207488
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comAndy Samberg's 'Nope Do Not Want' ExpressionALT: Andy Samberg's 'Nope Do Not Want' Expression 140
Reposted by Castlevania BravoProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 410113546051
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026Jalen Hurts be like “fine goddammit I’ll win the game” for the second week in a row 2190
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026Guys you’re not going to beleive this but I just saw a Cybertruck owner driving like an asshole 010
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026Gm I will not be live-posting my reactions to the game because if I spend too long exposed to centrist weasels and blue MAGA freaks talking about trans people on this website I will say something to get myself banned but I assure you from the bottom of my heart go birds 250
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 18/09/2026It’s almost beyond complaining about at this point, but imagine if Biden or Obama started a war of choice without consulting Congress, got their dicks kicked in, tried to cover up the evidence, and caused diesel to hit $6 a gallon. Like what else would the media be talking about every night 083
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 18/09/2026A dude just rolled through Rittenhouse Square park on a scooter, absolutely *blasting* “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now” 050
Reposted by Castlevania Bravomichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Lament configuration explained Lament configuration refund Lament configuration reddit Can you be turned gay for knives Lament configuration woke Reverse gay knife puzzles 1386124
Reposted by Castlevania Bravoburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this 32527502
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 16/09/2026You never gotta hand it to Rupert Murdoch, but the difference between Murdoch and his imitators is Murdoch started as a newspaper guy and understood the business he was trying to build. Larry Ellison is a tech guy in over his head and David Ellison has no qualifications for anything whatsoever 020
Reposted by Castlevania BravoBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!" 334594693
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 15/09/2026Fucking death penalty for vendors who schedule teams calls for 12-1 PM 2192
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 15/09/2026Trying to parse why this particular instance of naked gutter racism crossed a line for Texas republicans and I honestly think shitting on happy and excited UT students after a game where the team came back to beat Ohio State was the actual bridge too far 3245
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 14/09/2026“Live your life without a car” is the secret sauce to making your life so much more affordable and people should be madder that isn’t a practical option in like 95% of the country 180
Reposted by Castlevania BravoChristie @kjerstiekeland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Football is so back 26418
Reposted by Castlevania Bravoone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"Fuck it, I'm Jalen Hurts." - Jalen Hurts on that drive 01238
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 14/09/2026Who needs an oline with a QB who can run for like 9 anytime he wants 050
Reposted by Castlevania BravoCLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson 8084162492
Reposted by Castlevania BravoMat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026With an average saucey:nuggie ratio of .1375, we really are talking about egregious levels of sauce preciousness here. Bonkers that the 10 piece nuggie gets a 0.2 saucey:nuggie ratio, but the 40 piece falls to a baffling 0.1. A 0.2 ratio or below should really be considered borderline criminal. 2061147
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/09/2026Two thousand clams for a phone that folds??? 030
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/09/2026I made the mistake of going to the Flower Show on a Saturday once and the crowds were constantly being held up by influencers. One of them had a fuckin light crew with her. I started walking through as many of their pictures as possible 170
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/09/2026This is like if Myles Dyson just kinda shrugged when the T-800 showed him its robot arm and said “wow someone should do something about this”. Either these guys are lying or they’re gambling with everyone’s life so they personally get rich. 010
Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/09/2026This is the sort of thing a well meaning person who doesn’t understand insurance might think is a good idea (it’s not, it will lead to adverse selection and pool collapse). Dr. Oz, however, does understand how insurance works, so from him this is a lie in service of making people’s lives worse 030
