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my "did you know Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe when he kicked the helmet?" is telling people that Mouse and Elan Sleazebaggano are played by the same guy

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

okay but the one of Horus and Anubis tapping a keg goes hard

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026

it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

She woke herself up sneezing

A tortoiseshell cat sleeping on her back

A tortoiseshell cat laying on her back with a surprised expression on her face

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i knit a shawl of fake memories from a cruel little world of caste and fake latin, and i wrap it around my soft mind so that nothing new can chill or change it. i'm a ravenclaw! i shout, as i pour coins into a bucket tied around your neck with wire. that means I'm smart, i explain, watching you sink

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot

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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This is so good

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Me, who's not had a proper day off for over two weeks: "huh my RSI is acting up again. Weird!"

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I wonder if my podcasts would pass the vibe check (probably not)

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Like a lot of people I'm learning about Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality and it turns out my partner and husband-in-law both already knew about it; she from her time in the fanfic trenches, and him from seemingly knowing about every terrible internet thing

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’ve started writing again and it’s maddening how I’ll have so many good ideas when I’m at work or in my car and then I sit down to write and immediately forget how words go together

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Opened the Patreon app to listen to some fresh pods and it suggested I follow fucking contrapoints

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

matt damon is the only person in the world who is generation x and also generation z because he was born in the 70s and also bourne in the 2000s

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If cats are obligate carnivores who can’t taste sweet things, then why is my cat so obsessed with baked goods?

A tortoiseshell cat looming over a store-bought sponge cake

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Momma Negan 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @mommaneganpaints.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I wrote on my blog about my first game of Warmachine and the event I helped organize, go check it out! 🖤 mnminiatures.blogspot.com/2026/08/so-w... #Warmachine #Tabletop

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 11/08/2026

every time an app shuffles around its fucking UI for no reason an angel kills itself

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I don’t know if it’s necessarily hated per se but I love the 2002 ‘The Count of Monte Cristo’ Most people I talk to either haven’t seen it or are really down on it for reasons I can’t comprehend

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Owning and operating a small business sucks sometimes because doing my spreadsheet work just now took me like two hours and I can't bill anyone for that. Also one and half of those two hours were spent reading about the Terminator franchise because I didn't want to do my spreadsheet work

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I don’t like KOTOR. I’ve tried to play it multiple times and never finished it once because it ultimately becomes an unbearable slog for me

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

To me the wildest thing about Nicholas Hoult signing on for season two of the Harry Potter show is the assumption that there will BE a season two

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I ended up leaving a discord community I’d been part of for four years because of two guys; one who was way too eager to excuse all of Platner’s red flags, and one who’d started ‘just asking questions’ about trans women in sport. Leaving sucked but it didn’t feel like a safe community anymore

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

british news be like "A titan has fallen, and the lion's whiskers grow a little grey. England mouorns a true patriout" and you look the guy up and his main deal seems to be writing columns like "What happened to the Gloury days of seeing a bit of tit in the chewspaper?"

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“Your appendix is inflamed, you should go to the hospital. I could take it out here if you like, but you may prefer the hospital”

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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The only way AI features in my workday is as an annoyance inserted into a program or website I use. It is something to be worked around. It is astonishing how quickly some people have become reliant on the flattery machine.

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I was just chilling in the backyard and Toast was having some outside time, and I noticed she was staring very intently at the top of our palm tree. I followed where she was looking and saw a possum with two babies on their back!

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

static.klipy.com

Count Of Monte Cristo: How Is This A Bad Plan?

Alt: Count Of Monte Cristo: How Is This A Bad Plan?

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

3rd ed eldar cover remains undefeated as my favourite piece of warhammer art

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jezbutt.bsky.social @jezbutt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Nightmare blunt rotation.

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a dozen times, the kids who kept trying to beat me up for “being gay” were right, just not in a way any of us could have anticipated

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

as a non-American I'm not familiar with all of these but I feel like any of the top left quadrant coming at me would be fucking terrifying so I choose them to defend me the Kool-Aid Man would be like a louder, wetter version of the Pursuer from Dark Souls 2 and I really don't want to deal with that

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I *should* get a loud orange jacket though

A figure is looking at Disco Elysium and thinking “wow!! i should get a lot orange jacket” while the game’s themes of “the way to fight fascism is by investing in your community and embracing outsiders as your own. you can always get better, but you have to want it. you are not your past.” sails over their head

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I did not know that I was autistic in 2011, nor did I know the word “overstimulated” and what it meant; but I had to have a shower in the dark when I got home from seeing Transformers: Dark of the Moon

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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Graham Platner is not working class, I hope this helps with writing your fucking dogshit pieces about the working class.

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Jurassic Park and Event Horizon are the obvious ones but another of my favourite Sam Neill performances was in the 2015 ‘And Then There Were None’ miniseries. I really liked his pig videos too, he just seemed like a genuinely nice man! RIP to a real one

Sam Neill with a moustache wearing a sweater vest

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Millennium @milliesquilly.com · 13/07/2026

There's nothing wrong with saying "ATM machine" because it actually stands for "at the moment machine" because it's the machine you go to when you need money at the moment

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I received a voucher for my birthday and so once again have to make a difficult decision: what kind of wardollies to get

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

cracking up suddenly remembering there's a part at the end of the last harry potter where harry dunks on voldemort by deadnaming him over and over. signs and portents for those who can see

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Last week I read ‘The Murder of Roger Ackroyd’, a book that is 100 years old; it featured a total of two (2!) word I was unfamiliar with. I looked up what they meant and now I know two new words. I’m dyslexic too like come the fuck on people this shit isn’t hard!

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I played in a warmachine tournament today and I'd forgotten how much I enjoy just. rolling some dice. pushing little wardollies around a table. hanging out with some nice people

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venus as a boy @venus-as-a-boy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

the wachowskis did not disguise the camera as part of of morpheus' outfit to get this "impossible shot" so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable":

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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I’m not as into Dream Theatre now of days, but sometimes I really want to listen to a song about ‘I met a European man and he was weird’ that goes for twenty minutes

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

"[website] is better in the app, click here to install!" look, i barely want to use a website. if you make me download an app i'm throwing my phone into a furnace

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