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Spooky Centaur 👻

@palecentaur.bsky.social
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Online weirdo. Socialist of some sort. He/him New band name: The Screaming Viziers

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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 7h
We have taken so many wrong turns as a society that this is somehow the point we've come to. Jesus Christ, what are we doing?
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 15h
Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven Groundhog Day of the Dead The Princess Diaries of a Wimpy Kid Oh Brother Bear, Where Art Thou?
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20h
grok make a movie about my life starring me but make my life good and interesting instead of bleak and depressing
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 20h
Loot
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Introduce yourself as an anime character
Yamcha from DBZ, doing the Yamcha pose (faced down and curled up in a crater, beaten and broken)
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Andy Greiling @andygreiling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🚨 they’re back! A new Kaiju Korral cartoon 🚨 A new toy? A secret threat? A new friend? Won-tron makes his debut 🤖
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Obligatory update
Death at a claw machine. "Jim Bakker? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?"
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just found out Jim Bakker is dead, this is great news!
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Fuck smiling glad-hands with hidden agendas, fuck these dysfunctional pimps and their actresses" Actual lyric: "...fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses" -Tool, Ænema
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does he have Charlie Kirk face?
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アメリカ大失敗 (America’s#1Failure)🫡🖕 @shamr0cker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Iran said they would open the strait if we had regime change here. Just a thought if you want diesel back to normal, and everything back to normal
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think that explains everything.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am fascinated by this young man. I need to find out what he uses for his news sources.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's Trump. He is absolutely not going to pay for these himself.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"But landlords would lose money" I don't care. "But vax-hesitant people would feel discriminated against" I don't care. "But jilted Trump voters would feel unwelcome" I don't care. "But people who like ai would be mad" I don't care. "But that's not fair to the rich" I don't care.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon are officially sister networks for the first time in HISTORY" reads as positive to me. Why else would they feel the need to put history in all caps?
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you treating this like it's a good thing? It's not. This is terrible news. Instead of competing, this is just going to dilute each of the brands and make them both worse. Everyone is worse off because of corporate mergers like this.
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you’re on a date and she says she got tickets to the Ed Sheeran concert
Print ads for a bank, featuring their credit card and the words HIT PAUSE ON THE INTEREST
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow, I completely forgot about Jim Jordan. I wish I could go back to 5 minutes ago when that was still the case. (Also this list should include Matt Gaetz)
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kinda bummed that I'm not religious, so I can't believe that there's going to be an eternity of damnation waiting for him.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did y'all know this gets directly references in Project X Zone 2?
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Monty Python And The Holy Grail Fart
Alt: Monty Python And The Holy Grail: "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
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craig boone. @sailorsmoons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is absolutely disgusting, dude. just destroying indigenous lands because we found out he fucks little girls. i hate this man and his followers. there's no 'meeting maga' halfway. they should wear a scarlet letter for the rest of their lives. they need to be bullied forever.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Hey, how you doing lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear, Tell ya something that ya might like to hear,
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It's Free Real Estate Meme
Alt: It's Free Real Estate
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If only sorrow could build a staircase Our tears would show the way I would climb my way to heaven To bring him home again
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I couldn't get the platinum trophy on PS4 because of the bugged settlement mechanics...I spent dozens of hours just trying to get one to 100% happiness but no matter what I tried it just wouldn't happen. So dumb.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bayleef looks like it's about to water Chikorita.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had this book growing up and it was cool as hell.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I want to make this correctly, I would probably have to quit my job to dedicate enough time to work on it, and that is absolutely not a viable economic decision.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, I'm aware that they're pretty market standard programs to use because they're easy, but I'm not an artist, digital or otherwise, so learning how to make 3D models so this can work right sounds EXHAUSTING, especially with how much of a perfectionist I am.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Progress on my game mod is going well, still just untangling the code from the original scripter (who was really sloppy), but each big progress jump makes me dread turning this into a fully fledged game. Not looking forward to learning how to use Blender or Unreal.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone else remember when he did this to Lindsey Graham (rest in piss) in 2016?
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn't get to finish my round of golf, but I did at least make my longest ever putt (~60 feet, from off the green) to save par on one of the holes, and ALMOST flushed a chip shot on the next hole (it bounced over the cup!!). Also, WOW the course was beautiful today.
View from the top of the 3rd hole at Jay Peak Golf Course today. The course slopes downhill, over a ravine into a hole tucked into a corner made by some trees. There's a hill rising behind the green, so you can see it in the background too. 

The sky overhead is clear blue, with barely any clouds, and the autumn light makes it seem like golden hour even though this is 3 in the afternoon. But the standout part is the trees. This is early October in Vermont, so there are trees of every different color all over. Green, red, yellow, and orange as far as the eye can see. Truly the most amazing time to be in this state. View up the fairway of the 4th hole at Jay Peak Golf Course. Like the last hole, this one is lined by autumn trees, but this is a longer hole, that turns right over a slight rise 250 yards out and between 2 tall, lone trees (maybe both pines?). The near trees are adding a little shade, but otherwise it's still golden hour and the sky is still crystal clear. View up the green for my putt. I've already made it, so the ball isn't visible, but the pin is in the middle of the green, which is about 40 yards long. According to my shot tracker, the putt was 20 yards. It's definitely later, around 4:30, so the light is coming in lower, more like true golden hour. Ball in the cup after the putt
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
blue sky (2025)
an illustration by Spindle of the character Ottilie, a human with brown short hair and a yellow hairband, standing looking to the side, wearing a low-cut light turquoise dress with shoulder slits. The background is a blue sky with patches of clouds
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That last line really shows me where his son got his sense of humor.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ZZ Top - Legs (She Knows How To Use Them)
Alt: ZZ Top - Legs (She Knows How To Use Them)
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Unfunky In 5/4 @inunfunky5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Da Pope is a Southside guy
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm hoping Polyphia hasn't been forgotten about here. youtu.be/1JNmz17gnMw?...
youtu.be
Polyphia - Ego Death feat. Steve Vai (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Polyphia
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𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓮𝔂 𝓣𝓸𝓹𝓪𝔃 @fireytopaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eat shit. 🤡
A drawing of a linear chart measuring the degrees to which men think rape and sexual assault are okay.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: you know, I also sold out
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone said a while back that they didn't believe in the concept of a human soul until they were confronted with AI, something that explicitly does not have a soul. I would argue that AI boosters likewise do not have a soul.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please note: I do not wish to discuss the game itself, what it's about or what it's like. But I do find the development process to be very interesting, as I am learning everything about how to do this from scratch based on someone else's very janky code. So fixing things is very satisfying.
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Spooky Centaur 👻 @palecentaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very productive evening. Fixed my apartment's smoke detectors that have going berserk the last few days (set of 5 beeps every minute for the past 4 days...), then fixed some menu bugs for the game I'm working on. Happy with myself.
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