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John B Hammer

@jbhammer.bsky.social
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It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. I try to take images of the night sky: www.astrobin.com/users/jbhammer

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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 4h
When my son was in HS, I told him to not fall into the trap of becoming a coder. Glad he actually listened to me for once.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 5h
Next week McDonald’s will decide to throw away decades of careful branding and rename itself as “Logica”.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 16h
The Browns fans chanting "let's go Watson" 🤮🤮🤮
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 16h
Maybe throw it to the player who isn’t double covered?
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 16h
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Eeyore: I Knew It Was Too Good To Be True
ALT: Eeyore: I Knew It Was Too Good To Be True
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 16h
Boom
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 16h
TOUCHDAHN STILLERS
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 16h
I think that incomplete pass should be blamed on the QB
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 16h
Al Michaels is older than Trump
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 16h
Apparently the Bluetooth in the stadium impacted Rodgers’ ability to throw.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 16h
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Same As It Ever Was
ALT: Same As It Ever Was
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 17h
Finally something good
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 18h
“HEY CLAUDE, SHOULD I BOMB IRAN?”
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 19h
Not sure where he was throwing that ball.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah, that probably should have been a flag, but I don’t think the ref saw it.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 19h
JET SWEEP!
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 21h
Tired: The cat brought me a gift of a dead snake. Wired: It is an indoor cat.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have never really liked grapes in my chicken salad. I am not sure why. I like grapes and I like mayo, but together they don’t work for me. My wife found a place that puts dried cranberries in their chicken salad and that is now Top Tier chicken salad.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tech Bros: “AI IS AWESOME!” Verducci:
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this is big
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I took my daughter to the Taylor Swift Era’s Tour a few years back. The Olivia crowd is even more well behaved than the Taylor crowd. That is saying something. For reference, I saw Metallica & GnR at the Bill’s Stadium in Orchard Park.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This dude is really good at using religion against right wingers. More of this, please.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t know the specifics of the reasons for this, but I guess the following are partially the cause: 1) Demographic pressures - the pool of incoming freshmen is smaller 2) Foreign Students, who usually pay full tuition, are choosing to enroll outside of the US 3) State Budget cuts
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Kevin Wave?
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Woman Yelling KEVIN! In Trouble
ALT: Woman Yelling KEVIN! In Trouble
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Yankees are putting The Hurt on the BoSox.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fundraising for a GOP candidate in Idaho? Things appear to be going swimmingly for the party in power.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Me Atrapaste Es Cine
ALT: Me Atrapaste Es Cine
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Munetaka Murakami is going wild 🤣
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“IS THIS A SIGN THE STEELERS DIDNT INSTALL ENOUGH PUBLIC RESTROOMS AT THE TEAM PRACTICE FACILITY?” — some Yinzer, probably
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That sounds d you heard was me jumping on the White Sox bandwagon.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Vatican’s reaction to the #MLBPlayoffs #WhiteSox
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Peruvian Pope Leo on Phone, Gets 5-Star Rating
ALT: Peruvian Pope Leo on Phone, Gets 5-Star Rating
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two thoughts on this news. 1) A toy company CEO to lead a media company is unusual. Mattel had the Barbie movie, but their bread and butter is toy making. 2) Larry Ellison loved hiring 2 people into similar roles at Oracle. David has hired 2 CEOs at PWBD. finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...
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Paramount poaches Mattel CEO to be co-CEO of new company merged with Warner Bros. Discovery
Longtime CEO Ynon Kreiz will step down as CEO effective Oct. 2. He will be replaced by board member Roger Lynch.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A startup wants to build a massive nuclear-powered data center on public land in Utah www.npr.org/2026/09/30/n...
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A startup wants to build a massive nuclear-powered data center on public land in Utah
Valar Atomics wants to place over 450 reactors on more than 9,500 acres in Utah to power a huge data center project.
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 30/09/2026
On this day in 1972, Roberto Clemente recorded his 3,000th and final career hit.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While I have no musical talent, my daughter is in college studying music and I would love for this guy to walk in her classroom and say this directly to the students.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have a Democratic candidate who speaks about immigration correctly. I wish the rest of them would do the same.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This should solve all of our problems. I struggle to connect to my refrigerator’s WiFi. Apple will help me discover its secrets.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Star Trek: Strange New Worlds episode with the puppets was either incredibly stupid or brilliant. I am leaning more towards the former.
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So nice of the MLB to schedule the White Sox game early enough for the Pope to watch it live.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover which features a man’s head looking toward the heavens, his disembodied hands and feet are where they should be, but he is missing his arms, legs, and torso. Title reads

WHERE’D THE REST OF MY
FREAKING BODY GO?
a novel by
Morene Welted
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Global steel production has flatlined for over a decade. Building a new production plant is probably a really, really stupid thing.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let me be cynical. She is returning because she can make more $ as a star college volleyball player than she can as an entry level analyst at a bank. Good for her. Make the money while you can.0
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Jordan @jordansmix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the best part of the tribute being when they brought the gays in #VMAs
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Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done
Alt: Oprah Winfrey making a hand motion with her hands out
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have not seen any of these videos and I don’t think I have heard more than 10% of these songs. #VMA
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought Madonna had a really good performance there.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Steelers play Thursday Pitt plays Friday
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thoracic outlet surgery is not a lightweight thing. A family member had it. It is a bear.
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Late in the Evening” by Paul Simon is a song which should be listened to at a very high volume.
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