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I call him Arch Deluxe because he's a product from a long-standing brand that is supposed to be the next generation in quality and sophistication but actually kinda sucks

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 2h

Lock up your cocaine Dallas, coach Meth is victorious.

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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 2h

CLAIM: I shit my pants FACT:The shit was there before I put my pants on. So there is no way I could have shit IN the pants. Checkmate libs.

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 4h

Ok so I was accidentally completely wrong about everything in exactly the way you guys said the whole time. Here’s why I was still right

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 4h

happens literally every day

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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 4h

The simulation isn’t even trying anymore

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 4h

Or maybe chicken marsala and plate the chicken over it with the sauce soaking into the bread.

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 4h

Good excuse to make some killer bread pudding

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 4h

One time I tried to make croissants for my mom without the benefit of a scale to accurately measure the flour. The results were edible, but the butter leaked out during baking so not ideal

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 4h

Loaf looks nice aside from being a little dense. Good color on the crumb.

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 4h

Baking is so much harder than general cooking

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 5h

WVU's coal rush uniforms suck ass. Return to tradition.

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maud @peloriemate.net · 5h

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

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shroomcakes 🌸🌈 @violentbananas.bsky.social · 6h

idk i think being against baby killing is a super easy layup most people can understand

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Chuck Wolfmangione @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 7h

I can help: it's not conscious, it won't be conscious, & they are profiting off of the scare mongering that AI can become terminators because it excites the worst, greediest people/their investors, but really it's just incredibly stupid programming that destroys communities & the environment.

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 8h

Also dont go to culinary school if you want to be a chef. Just work. Or cook for fun in your free time

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 8h

I went to school to be a chef and was one for a hot minute. Cooking is art that you can wing and make adjustments as you go, but baking is pure chemistry. Make one tiny mistake and you won't realize that you've fucked it up until you pull it out of the oven.

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 8h

There will be zero consequences to ICE agents if you vote for moderate Democrats.

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bimbleboo @bimbleboo.bsky.social · 19h

What do you mean "You've never been happy about the agency"? You are a democrat. So you've literally funded the fucking agency. How can you be any more pro-ICE? Oh, and they merely did their fascism to those outside our borders? Fucking right wing ass. Those people are human.

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 8h

They absolutely didnt patrol just the border.

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 9h

Peanut says "WHITE MAN GO HOME!"

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don't care about the lights, I just want a little kei truck.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026

Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream…

“No way is this administration capable of setting up a working livestream.”

Willem Brydon, Unemployed

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 09/10/2026

I think it’s bad that the two most prominent left-leaning politicians in the country don’t feel like they can criticize the cops in their own city when they help the secret police flee the scene of a shooting

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 09/10/2026

“cops should arrest ICE” is a liberal fantasy. “abolish ICE” is not.

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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

kamala harris performing governin in the name of: some of those who work forces, are the same who defend israels right to exist

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it takes a lot of character to do what you believe is right even when your voters disagree! like and retweet if you stand with KAMALA HARRIS and not that traitor TOM MORELLO

kamala singing fuck you i will do what bibi tells me

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Your typical nativist is *just* smart enough to realize that the government is never going to let them fulfill their dream of being a slaveowner and the Gulf State model is their favorite among the alternatives they think they can actually get.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they did the thing

an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“This was Israel’s 9/11” is such a wild statement to me bereft of the context of how America responded to 9/11. It’s like screaming “this is our Waterloo“ except meaning it as a positive somehow

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