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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

She is is an atrocious multitexter (unrepentantly including group text chains) and constantly microdosing her own seething rage...and she is so real for that. #TurnsOut #IWasMrsBennetAllAlong #TheOtherBennetSister

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Goth Honey! 💀🥀🐝🪦 Market it in a squeezy casket bottle. 🍯⚰️

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Me: “I’ll start the chores at half past.” It’s already 11:39. ⏰

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

i think this goose sweatshirt might fix me

A cream colored long sleeve sweatshirt where one arm has a yellow cuff and an eye pained above the cuff to give the impression the sweatshirt is a goose and the arm is is head

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Timeline cleanser, here’s Dolly Parton holding a cat ✨

70’era photo of Dolly holding an orange cat. Dolly is smiling and beautiful like always. Her hair is big and reaching up to God

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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

not finishing what you started isn’t always lazy, sometimes it’s ok to just say fuck that shit

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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

May these possums shouting in Werner Herzog's voice bring comfort to your day.

An alaskan woman calmly scruffing a screaming virginia opossum inside a red-walled brooklyn restaurant. "I despise formal restaurants. I find all of that formality to be very base and vile. I would much rather eat potato chips on the sidewalk."

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

It is 29°C and I have started a brewery in the previously vacant lot where my bra rubs underneath my boobs.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

“I asked ChatGPT.” Ok, well I dialed 1-800-MISS-CLEO because she said “CALL ME NOW,” so I did and now I owe her $138 but I know when I’m going to die

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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Omg, 😍. “This is a site for pictures of owls… in towels.” owlsintowels.org

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

🎸THAT AIN’T WORKIN THAT’S THE WAY YOU DO IT MONEY FOR NOTHIN AND YOUR CHICKS FOR FREE🤪

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

There's a secret to folding a fitted sheet and it's simple: have low expectations

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I'm so pumped, let's pull an 1814 and convince the British to burn down the White House again.

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DTL @dtl.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Common grackle coming in to land 🪶

Rear view of a black bird with wings spread and tail fanned as it lands in a bare tree. Golden marsh grass in the background
©️DTL 2025

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Jeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I am not immune to having brain-dead takes. 🙊💐

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Stephen King's President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Woman during a zombie outbreak: I have a bite mark on my arm and a high fever. Doctor: Have you tried losing weight

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I tried to provide a paradise for my houseplants but it appears to be more of a hostage situation.

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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

update: bsky.app/profile/atru...

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Mean Fat Girl @artistsali.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Evangelical Christians love to whine that they're getting bullied because they're Christians. That's not true. They're getting bullied because they're tedious, hateful dorks. People like Jesus; they just don't like YOU.

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Northern Lights TO @northernlightsto.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I still go out to listen to my favourite music. It's just now it's playing at the grocery store, not the club.

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Tea with Honey & A Modest Dose of Ibuprofen. 💊🫖🍯 Together, they fight crime*. (*Stop me from committing it.) 🔨🧿

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Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

We’re fighting for our lives until the spring equinox ☀️🍫☕️🙃🌸

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Me @ Me: “Okay I put on the grocery list One Neutral Loaf of Bread, which will be versatile for both sweet and savoury toppings.” “Sounds good!” “You bought another loaf of olive-studded cheese bread, didn’t you?” “Yes.”

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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 16/12/2024

[at the grocery store] parking close to the door?? short sighted. no long term vision. a headache in post. parking next to the cart return?? genius. big brain. you should be president.

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Starting to realize my Spotify Wrapped this year is just gonna be all the brown noise and bird calls I’ve been blasting every night for 8-12 hours to try to stave off the Anxiety.

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Why make the evil villain stroke a calm and pampered cat cradled in their lap while they chill in a big cool-looking chair? 🐈‍⬛ I can almost guarantee you I’d trust that person on sight, no questions asked.

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Well my Jane Austen/Blue Castle/signet ring shitpost threads didn't import, ah well. Maybe I'll screencap those before I press a pillow over my Twitter account's face and hold it there until it stops struggling. I worked hard to gather the Signet Ring Slut Club together.

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Emily @otherpens.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Importing what Tweets I can from my former account, stand by for mediocre Jane Austen shitposting.

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DandelionLop @dandelionlop.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I'll be honest, not sure what this one is but it sure is pretty 🍄📷

A flat polypore mushroom growing in little tiers. It's gray-brown on top with striking bright yellow edges

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

So many folks haven’t clocked that there has been a seismic change in the landscape of social media. People don’t want an app that just advertises Mr Beast to them the same way they don’t want one that just yells the N-word at them while trying to convince you Trans folk are bad actually. We’re done

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

URGE TO WASSAIL RISING

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Interviewer: what are your future plans? Me: lunch Interviewer: I meant long term plans Me: what, like dinner?

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Mary Robinette Kowal @maryrobinettekowal.com · 20/11/2024

Let's talk about peeing in space. Several people, in response to my NY Times essay, have said that women couldn't go into space because we lacked the technology for them to pee in space. www.nytimes.com/2019/07/17/s...

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To Make It to the Moon, Women Have to Escape Earth’s Gender Bias (Published 2019)

The Apollo program was designed by men, for men. But NASA can learn from its failures as it aims to send women to the moon and beyond.

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

If your antique store isn't a dangerous labyrinth that takes up multiple floors of 3 separate early 20th century storefronts with doors knocked through the brick walls to join them into one Symphony Of The Night castle of deals then frankly I'm not interested.

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