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@oryant.bsky.social
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 4h
You realise that this is the UK, where employers don't provide healthcare?
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Caroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · 7h
“The only sensible solution at this point is a moratorium on datacentres until very basic questions about how many we need, what for, where, and how pollution will be avoided are answered satisfactorily by the government” - @olliehayes.bsky.social 👏
theguardian.com
Drax datacentre could create nearly twice the yearly emissions of all Gatwick flights
Exclusive: Campaign group’s analysis of North Yorkshire plans finds datacentre would have to burn 4.9m tonnes of wood a year
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I understand the desire to speak well of the dead, and am sure that Archer, like all of us, was a mix of good and bad. But the tendency to indulge dishonesty, so long as it's by a loveable scamp, has done real damage to British politics. We should be a bit wary of the "isn't he a card?" thing.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I fear I have another question – what is "allosexual"?
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s “cisallohet”?
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A genuinely disgusting analogy and, therefore, perfect
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Netpol @netpol.org · 03/10/2026
Police routinely insist they don't authorise protests (although they restrict them on dubious grounds all the time) and that they do not take sides or pass judgement on a cause people are protesting about. Yet that's exactly what the Met is trying to do here www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Met Police urge pro-Palestine students to move 7 October protest
The Met said it had tried to contact the University of London Coalition to postpone its protest.
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boatmurdered Dwarf Fortress August 8, 2006 Bay 12 Games
Image source:
gamerevolution.com/guides/930357-dwarf-fortress-what-is-boatmurdered?amp
Alt-text: ascii-graphics videogame screenshot. Top down view of a dwarven fortress built across a river.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The BBC does genuinely seem to be trying to save money where it can; they scrapped an undercover investigation where Amol Rajan went out clubbing with a view to exposing the easy access to poppers because they didn't want to pay for the Amol night rate
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Reece Shearsmith as a vampire
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E Grant
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bless.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just realised something: I’m reading articles right now about how energy & utility companies across Europe & America are saying “We have to build exponentially more energy capacity to accommodate the demands of AI infrastructure” At the same time these AI companies - show no feasible way of paying?
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Open Rights Group @openrightsgroup.org · 30/09/2026
Body cams change people's "ability to feel at ease in public life". ORG's @sarahlasoye.bsky.social told the BBC that there are "lots of different parts of our private life that now are subject to intrusion." We can't drift into a situation of roaming mass surveillance from high street to car park.
bbc.co.uk
Hull parking wardens hope body cams will end abuse and harassment
Enforcement officers in Hull say abuse and inappropriate behaviour has become their "normal".
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a mark of the corruption of our whole way of thinking about the world that trying to meet a planetary emergency is routinely described as “ideological”, while continuing to accelerate it is presented as “pragmatic” and “economic”.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The BBC news summary this morning went seamlessly from "critics warn PM scrapping triple lock would be electoral suicide" to "critics ask if PM has nerve to make tough decisions" and I don't think it's a particularly pro Burnham stance to suggest he might not be the entire problem here.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you've never seen this, you should fix that quickly. It is so much weirder than you can imagine. Pinhead makes it look like a Haloween-type slasher. In fact it's BDSM bureaucracy psychedelia. A masterpiece.
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Miliband: "To the millions in this country.. who have been moved & outraged by the plight of the Palestinian people, we hear you. You were right" So scrap the proscription of Palestine Action. End all arms exports to Israel. Impose sanctions on the Israeli govt & economy.
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not often you find a genuinely good new website on today’s terrible internet but nestflix.fun/who-nose has to be one – an IMDB for fake TV shows (and featuring my favourite 30 Rock cutaway, Who Nose?)
nestflix.fun
Who Nose? — Nestflix
The failed NBC pilot about an investigative reporter who can’t smell and has to get the story with only his eyes, ears, and other senses.
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best I have ever done at this #Keywords > 28 September 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 4 keywords.bagpuss.org
keywords.bagpuss.org
Keywords
Can you discover today's five connected words?
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Brian and Charles alert! Brian and Charles alert! If you've not seen it, do so, it should be held as highly as Paddington in the British consciousness.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/09/2026
oh we've got a classic one today
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
This remains my finest work
The classic panel from Watchmen with the caption "I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

But Doctor Manhattan has been replaced by a photo of Kevin McCloud from TV's Grand Designs.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve had my loft converted into an escape room - which some people might find problem attic.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do they don't have something planned or don't they don't have nothing planned? I'm confused.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I didn't see that one" "Not many people have, it's probably a bad reference."
22.00 NEWS AT TENET TA SWEN
Overly confusing current affairs round-up directed by Christopher Nolan, which you don't understand but suspect is very clever.
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kevin mccauley @capturingthemachine.com · 24/09/2026
NEW GARBAGE FOR LOSERS JUST DROPPED
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Brenda O'Neill @guessweredone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chris Mason is one of the few people to genuinely have been born yesterday, every single day
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BBC report fails to mention "Tommo" slashing a dinghy (!) Not beating the Reform Party propaganda allegations www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Migrants taken to Dover after more than 30 hours at sea
Protesters gathered in Gosport after initial reports the small boat would be brought further west.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble.
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
"I hear you're a racist now Father"Father Ted with the appearance of a Hitler tache
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 20/09/2026
Good morning @tomwatsonofficial.bsky.social Your journey from MP who most understood the Cambridge Analytica scandal to paid-up Palantir apologist is really quite the journey. Hope the pay packet is worth it. 💰 Here’s some background reading ahead of your first day 🧵👇
A throwback to Tom Watson’s days as the MP fighting back against Facebook after the Nerve team published the Cambridge Analytica investigation at the Observer 
(Tom’s standing, with investigative reporter Carole Cadwalladr on right and whistleblower Chris Wyler 2nd from left)🏁
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Started watching Sky’s War Game last night where Michael Gove is the PM during the Russian attack and I’m afraid it is just very difficult to watch it without thinking of this, one of the great cartoons ever published
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now, imagine the response to a column asking why a Premier League team has a Jewish supporters group.
Michael Deacon
Why do Man Utd have a Muslim supporters’ group?
Sir Jim Ratcliffe must go, declares an organisation for the team’s Islamic fans. There’s just one thing puzzling
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
Ace Rimmer (Red Dwarf S4E5 "Dimension Jump")Insane Rimmer (Red Dwarf S5E4 "Quarantine")
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Working as a conductor on the ghost train was all tickety boo.
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apologies about the delays. Once my phone is charged, I'll plug the air traffic control centre back in.
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC44...
youtube.com
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
YouTube video by elm
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the pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are a lot of unfortunate assumptions behind "if your kid causes trouble we'll dock your benefits", aren't there?
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please sign my petition to rename Piddington as Cuntville.
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Champion of champions puzzmo.com/play/typeshi...
puzzmo.com
@oryant's finished Typeshift #1069
Play the best daily puzzles on Puzzmo
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Prettiest pumpkin 2025 @wikihowtologout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Important piece and I would add that this has been our experience in Bristol as well. Time & time again Bristol has shown we don't want fascists on our streets & intimidating refugees. Cops however seem determined to use batons, boots, horses & pava spray to force marches where they are not welcome
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Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is she only using it to take a call or is she multitasking?
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