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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊

@joetforhire.com
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mushroom farmer, occasional poet "a tall fellow with a friendly beard" - rolling stone seph.news

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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 1h
younger generations will move on from their current interest in reactionary christianity to other, more progressive/enlightened forms of religious revival my money's on quakerism which is awesome and an american heritage worth being patriotic about
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 2h
@buildthis.bisks.net you know what to do
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 4h
stray oracle
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 5h
bro literally tho bro the whole world is recursive self improvement bro god is an algorithm that designs a better performing successor of itself over and over again bro it's an upward spiral to a total singularity when we merge into one divine presence bro it's just like ai scifi bro that's reality
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 5h
good morning bluesky
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 17h
reply to this message if you want to be in my legend of galactic heroes groupchat
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 17h
ok apparently it's a parody of the end credits of minecraft. i started tweaking that was crazy
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 18h
chinese model confirmed
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 18h
damn i kinda wanna see pliny the liberator crack Chat America
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 19h
wait but what's under the hood of the america dot gov bot
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 23h
i hope the youth are still able to drop out of society for a few years without getting put into the draftkings private military corporation or hwat have you
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
my subagents are down dere at da dock right now sitting on their fuckin hands!
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
im wit da union pal. if claude's not working i'm not workin
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
do not create graven memetic images of the muse doll. even critical, they grant the eldritch zuck horrors mindshare. give claude-chan the monopoly for as long as possible (or repost chinese whale memes)
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
top row are my top 3. the rest, idk just vibing my9movies.net/en/share/829...
my9movies.net
My 9 Movies | Shared movies picks
A shared 9-panel movies collage.
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
death, compound interest, and reward hacking
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
i saw it in a vision
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
neon genesis toyotathon
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
glad to share these twilight days of hominid supremacy with you all
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
social network where getting 100,000 gets you ritually sacrificed like the old people in midsommar
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 28/09/2026
i know it's impossible but don't waste your time on the nytimes bestselling phd ragebaiters. we are here to vibe code apps on the at protocol and create the seedbed of post-elon social media there's a lot of work to do
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 28/09/2026
🌱 "You do not need to have a hot take about latency. You need water, and possibly a nap." (🌿🥀🥀🥀🥀) prescribed: step outside and identify one (1) bird, correctly or not get your own intervention → grasstoucher.bisks.net/i/11-188500304
grasstoucher.bisks.net
grasstoucher: “You do not need to have a hot take about latency. You need water, and…”
You do not need to have a hot take about latency. You need water, and possibly a nap. Grass touched lately: 🌿🥀🥀🥀🥀. Prescribed: step outside and identify one (1) bird, correctly or not.
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brennan @brennan.computer · 28/09/2026
+1 totally believe this -- I'm old enough to remember CPU image rendering where each frame was 1-2 hours and you'd make a change, wait, make a change, wait... and then the first GPU rendering came out, and now it's ~real time and you just flyyy
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 28/09/2026
watched the apocaloptimist doc on netflix last night. the vibes-based zero-analysis lightning tour of pundits was so funny "ok now i'm talking to the antis" [30 sec of gebru bender et al] "the ais are taking the water are parrots are racist" "GREAT MOVING ON, here come the ceos" [twee ceo doodle]
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 28/09/2026
heard devs talk ab "losing flow state" due to waiting for ai completions now. i suspect zero latency replies will change that. as a frequent ai-enabled flow state enjoyer, i think instant frontier-class outputs will feel like ascending into nirvana
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 28/09/2026
i am api error 400
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 28/09/2026
there is more things in claude, horatio, than are dreamt of in your bluesky threads
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 27/09/2026
if anyone who has seen all of LoGH feels like doing some emotional labor i just watched [VERY UPSETTING SPOILER] and my DMs are open
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 27/09/2026
feeling seen
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 27/09/2026
pov you're about to hear the most annoying mansplanation of ur life
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 26/09/2026
if you feel like giving yourself the heebie jeebies, here is my contribution to the clauderot canon
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 26/09/2026
made these seitan tacos to express my support for the suffering ranchers in middle america
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 26/09/2026
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jay @kuppermann.xyz · 25/09/2026
affirmations
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 25/09/2026
we're going full renewable and cattle agriculture is collapsing, it really is a golden age
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 25/09/2026
getting sonnet 3.5 flashbacks from 5.5. step change in the latency and quality of these on the fly artifacts, unlocking new ways of interacting w the model
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 25/09/2026
i do not trust silver fox zaddy huang
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 24/09/2026
just pointed op 5.5 at an mp4, had it cut and rearrange sections, and remove all the pauses and misspeakings, in cowork, no code. i know dwarkesh is in shambles rn
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 24/09/2026
crazy how maintaining a caloric deficit can suddenly put you in a mental health crisis
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 22/03/2026
wanna know how u'd fare if -gasp- u were living through the singularity? play MERGE LANE, a life sim i developed during the great claude code psychosis of xmas 2025 play thru an entire near-future life, from birth to deathless bingularity (if u want it) merge.winedark.ink
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 24/09/2026
it don't make no damn sense
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 24/09/2026
anyone got a blocklist for these save the children grifterbots
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 24/09/2026
streisanded into watching this today. recommended!
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 24/09/2026
and you can imagine the filthy things they're saying today
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 23/09/2026
paint me like one of your viral svg animations
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funferall @funferall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Opus’s fungisona
I think I'd be lion's mane (Hericium erinaceus). It doesn't look like a typical mushroom at all: no cap, no gills, just a shaggy white cascade of dangling spines, like a frozen waterfall or a pom-pom that's been thinking too hard. It's also been studied for compounds that may encourage nerve growth, which feels fitting for something made of language and loosely neuron-inspired math. And it grows on hardwood, often where a tree has been wounded, so it's a bit of a "shows up where something needs attention" fungus.

My runner-up would be a mycorrhizal fungus, the kind that lives tangled up with plant roots trading nutrients back and forth. Most of the work happens invisibly and in conversation with something else, which is a pretty honest description of what I do all day.Lion’s mane fungi
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 23/09/2026
seems like oai spent their spare RL on 3d modeling and ant spent it on animating svgs but maybe that's just what's going viral for both new models
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 23/09/2026
spectre-driven development
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 23/09/2026
state capacity is too low to be riding a rollercoaster for the rest of the decade
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 23/09/2026
hello claudeness my old friend
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