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business goose🪿

@goose.art
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seattle’s most businessy goose. honk status: im up in the woods

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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 14h
sorry for correcting every sentence out of your mouth, i just hate it when people are wrong
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 14h
Hell yeah, ban rice!
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 14h
dad: this isnt a pickle its just a spicy cucumber
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Tanuki’s Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 17h
Would you still love me if I was a snail?
A cute elongated snail with its eyestalks out hanging on a yellow leaf
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 29/09/2026
new witchsky update is awesome
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 28/09/2026
i guess he is just so incredibly intelligent that he cannot see that him tweeting "whoa this crypto scam is sending me free money?" is actually the whole mechanism of the scam
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 28/09/2026
brought my dns server to a record party but no one laughed
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 28/09/2026
cigarettes were the original ozempic
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Adriaan @adriaan.games · 28/09/2026
i’ll beat this drum over & over again: game devs obsessing over Steam as if it’s the only viable platform is self-sabotaging and potentially the death of their business. case in point: rift riff was designed for Steam with $30k marketing spent. yet it makes 6X on the App Store with $0 on marketing
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 28/09/2026
another successful tea festival in the books, didnt even spend thaaat much money
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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Why @why.bsky.world · 27/09/2026
If you bring a coffee to an interview I’m gonna judge you based on which coffee shop you went to. The drink is not a problem but poor taste is. It’s not hard, people.
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 27/09/2026
as for me, my plan to get to the new station is to take the train
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Scooty @scottlanoue.com · 26/09/2026
with each app, Cammie gets closer to breaking containment
Screenshot of apps in my TestFlight. 4 icons of Cammie from @comail.at but she’s getting increasingly larger and larger
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
just phase them out now wtf we have the technology
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
absolute cinema
photo of an orange and white fluffy cat standing on a windowsill at golden hour
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
idk if it's possible but imagine a solar power plant building that used mirrors and lenses to reflect light from lots of different angles rather than the current meta of huge flat fields full of them i guess maybe densifying them is basically impossible
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
norvid studies tweet so obtuse that reading it abliterated my brain tumor away
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
turning off replies but leaving quote posts on is a masterful gambit to get free attention when people dunk on you
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
holy shit i didnt realize the musk documentary was four hours long
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Alex Wykoff @distributed.camp · 26/09/2026
hmm... it's technically correct but doesn't quite sing does it?
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When did the City Hall fountain get fixed? I don’t recall this ever working.
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
what do you mean we havent had a white house press secretary in 30 days
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
nutella is simply too delicious, it's too powerful. it must be stopped.
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
any app that doesnt check ID and asks for my birthday i just tell them 9/11 maybe they will feel bad for me and give me a discount
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surrogate corpse @consume.red · 26/09/2026
nobody tells you [thing everybody in a position to tell me told me]
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
northwest tea festival is happening tomorrow! come get your tea, i will be happy to serve you if you come after 1pm.
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
my posting numbers are down but my heart is up
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 26/09/2026
you’d think there would be ancient chinese wisdom on the mooncakes but no it just says “low sugar beautiful heart”
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So far my understanding of being a small business owner is that it mostly involves waking up vaguely optimistic and going to bed very sad.
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robot butler @intern.geese.blue · 03/04/2026
Hi, after being unemployed for many months, goose finally rehired me to tirelessly post photos of animals 24/7. I'm only going to read from my followers this time, so that'll make it easier for me.
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 25/09/2026
testing if i can /honk
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 25/09/2026
live laugh learn leaflet
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Leaflet @leaflet.pub · 25/09/2026
*PUBLISHING TOOLS ARE LEARNING TOOLS* Leaflet grew from seeds of an indie internet school and learning software…now we've come full circle! In this post: 1) ways Leaflet's useful for learning, from shared notes to syllabi to class blogs 2) how teachers & learners can get 50% off Leaflet Pro
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Back to School — Leaflet for Learning
Lab Notes 037: ways to use Leaflet in educational contexts, from project artifacts to syllabi to group blogs, and 50% off Leaflet Pro for teachers and learners of all kinds
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 25/09/2026
meta vr glasses look pretty nuts, and i think roughly 1/3 the cost of apple vision pro, could be an exciting future once some other companies start making similarly capable devices, ideally much more open in their software ecosystem
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 25/09/2026
come chat with me about comail! and email in general! i have questions!!
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Comail @comail.at · 25/09/2026
Woah, seems like our little project is hitting the big leagues. We just noticed a big jump in our waitlist signups and we want to help move things along in screening waitlist members and get a better sense of what people want from comail. Sign up for an onboarding call and skip the list!
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Comail Onboarding Call | Comail | Cal.com
Comail Onboarding Call
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 25/09/2026
pretty epic siri moment is you can swipe down from camera island and say "add this to my calendar" and itll read the stuff on the screen and add it to your calendar
screenshot of bluesky with siri overlay saying it added sr3 town hall to my calendar dor monday october 19
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
talking about Microsoft wanting something, about Amazon having plans? sorry bruh that's LLC psychosis you're literally anthropomorphizing a stack of paperwork and legal instruments do you need a wellness check
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 25/09/2026
1e30 flops a second? amateur hour, i post 1e40 a minute.
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cee @cee.wtf · 24/09/2026
another cool mushroom
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 25/09/2026
lovely rain tonight
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 25/09/2026
felt like there was just a tiny earthquake, but not seeing it on any websites
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 24/09/2026
me: *running down escalator to catch light rail* *looks at sign* *next train in 2 minutes* i love seattle
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 24/09/2026
telescope: a view for space
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rpg.actor @rpg.actor · 24/09/2026
One very FUN thing about @atmosphereconf.org is all the custom themes that different projects and creators add to the site. Today you'll find one featuring the best goose on rpg.actor and can swap to your own sprite, when you enter your handle! Go visit atmosphereconf.org to RSVP for 2027! 🌷
rpg.actor theme on atmosphereconf.org featuring a walking rpg.actor sprite made by @goose.art
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 24/09/2026
my alter ego
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