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Ornamental matt 🦜

@ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
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Rpg enthusiast, writer, teacher, and I'm also quite keen on the painting Saturn Devouring His Son and it's many variations and spin offs.

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 1h
@savantgardepod.bsky.social
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Raven Amos (Spoopy Edition)🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Work has been a little sparse lately - ordering a pin or sun catcher from my shop will really go a long way to help! #handmade #gift #crafts #bsnm
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Raven Amos (Spoopy Edition)🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I must have been added to some starter packs - hello, new followers! I am a paleoartist taking an on-again-off-again hiatus from drawn #artwork to take care of family members - in the meantime, I make sun catchers! alaskanime.etsy.com/?etsrc=sdt&ref=seller-platform-mcnav&section_id=53007571
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 2h
Tiny fresh babies! Their mother is terrible and keeps leaving them in the long grass, hence their bucket ride to safety. I also looked at photos of Myrtle and shouldn't have. I need more emotional support babies.
Four tiny baby chickens in a white container. They're fluffy and perfect. Three are shaded black and grey, and one is brown.
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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 11h
Why did the crab go to jail? Crimes
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 11h
Frame #48400 from S05 -E01 - France Special - Part 1-629310
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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I accidentally drop acid on my hand in front of students
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Jenn / CaptainHanyuu 💖✨ @captainhanyuu.art · 20/09/2026
this is a canon event #jaadugar #天幕のジャードゥーガル
a comic tribute to beetle moses and the anime Jaadugar, Chinqai offers Khaan Ögedei a strawberry margarita. Ögedei tries it and says „yeeoooo that’s fire!“ Kirgistani is also there.
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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sniff test to see if Hewie did eat those chicken tendies
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 01/10/2026
"why?" "hat"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So alot of you know I am very proud of my photography hobby, I walk pass this every day and I just have to say this is most blatant allegory of real artist vs corporate Ai I've ever like physically seen. Credit: I took the photo
A a butterfly mural where half of the image has been painted over with business Green and a AI barbershop logo
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Batman fans say that he’s not just a guy who beats up criminals, and in fact spends a lot of money on charity, infrastructure, community, etc. Well, think what he could achieve if he spent ALL his money on beating up criminals.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/09/2026
the og cracked out uncle
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine getting rid of Australia, New Zealand, and Japan, plus a bunch of small island nations, but keeping England 💀
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
Robotic Crab (@roboticcrab) on twitter: 

moth: *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*

me: "it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse"
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Helianthus Games - making Focus Invictus @helianthus-games.itch.io · 27/09/2026
I just updated my definitive pixelart space asset pack 🚀🪐 Maybe it is just the thing to spice up your space game? 🌶️🔥 helianthus-games.itch.io/pixel-art-pl... #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #gameassets
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🪐 250+ Pixel art planets by 🌻Helianthus Games🌻
250+ detailed 48x48 pixel art planets and other celestial objects
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
now the second most disastrous release about cleveland in that same week
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfectly spooky addition to the party: The Dip No One Touches
USA Today headline: Hidden Valley gears up for Halloween with new black ranch dressing
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RCD 🔞 Commissions CLOSED @chamberdream.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Drawing Doll @mathraptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also, Hillingham Mansion, which was a miniature that would be suspended and lined up with the cameras horizon line, to make it appear that characters where talking at the gates of its sprawling grounds
Set photo of Hillingham Mansion
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Met Office - weather and climate @metoffice.gov.uk · 25/09/2026
Happy equilux to those who celebrate! Not to be confused with the equinox - the equilux is the day with closest to equal day and night hours ☀️🌑 This year, the equilux is today, Friday 25 September 2026. Want to find out more? Head to our YouTube channel for the full explanation 👇
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face
“Monster Mash Chocolate, filled with body part shaped gummies. SMASH FOR OVER 1LB.
OF GUMMIES INSIDE!”
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 23/09/2026
WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP FOR WORK TODAY
the octopus at the seattle aquarium but he is fucking trying to TASTE me menacingly
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
heartstopping Google News check
Alex Jones announced as BBC Children in Need presenter ahead of 2026 Appeal show. (Different Alex Jones)
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I'm in a dead-eyed smile contest
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What did this poor creature look like in life??
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Drawing Doll @mathraptor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 19/09/2026
this kid walked up to me and was like 'i like ur witch hat. are u like a harry potter fan' and i was like 'no' and she was like 'i know right its mid. i like percy jackson' and walked off haha. go kid.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fucking dork arse losers
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wish I could live long enough to make things for everyone I could possibly love
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Neat
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Darci Meadows, Published Author @saintwalker98.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The B-Sharps will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Homer Simpson and the B-Sharps, his accappela group with Barney, Skinner, and Apu
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026
Aanya (@xoaanya) on twitter:
"insane levels of vibe coding 😭😭"
[a screenshot of an Account Verification screen reads: "We have just sent the code 435841 to your phone number: xxx-xxx-6521. Please enter the code below to access your account:" above six blank input boxes.]

Monoculture Debatteur (@NotADebacle) quotes with:
"Zero factor authentication"
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
spockcoded on tumblr:
"caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something"

spockcoded:
"#i used to teach spelunking to 9 year olds it’s SO fun trust me
#the POWER of a good cave nap. like tight corner cold mud you get knocked out and feel like you slept 8h in 15m
#the time dilation of being in a cave is the unsettling part. you are in there for what feels like 15 minutes and it’s been 6 hours

come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
[a printed sign showing a picture of a blue slushy drink with a red straw.]
"The Blue Thing Is Back!"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
todaysbird on tumblr:
[a white rat rests its paws on a laptop keyboard, looking at a green computer screen.]
"he is blogging"

paperplanechemtrails:
"#he is clearly playing sims 4 #don't ever lie to me again"
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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