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Jarrod Surname

@orbitalgoat.bsky.social
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Motorsport fan, Gamer, NRL (Roosters), NFL (Panthers), NBA (Pelicans), incoherent ramblings and general nonsense. He/Him. Who are you to doubt El Dandy?

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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 10h
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 11h
I take back everything I ever said about the DCE signing. What a masterstroke. #NRLRoostersKnights
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"What a time to be alive."
Season 9 / Episode 17
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Frame #47850 from S03 -E09 - Black Pork-628419
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm all for giving Jai his moment but calling this "entertainment" is disgusting and borderline manipulative. Then again, I expect nothing more from PVL and his inflated ego. #NRL
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Panthers/Lions SNF is going to be a fun game for people who hate defense.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scott Hanson of RedZone talking about a man who sexually assaulted 28 women and might lead his team to a meaningless week 3 win: "Even with all the things swirling around in Deshaun Watsons back story, he can be a hero in this game"
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bryce Young wasn't perfect today but he still played great Just a shame that his O-line can't block a flea and no one on the defence knows how to complete a tackle. #NFL
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Obviously the Panthers are banged up but this is one of the great finals performances from the Knights. Just immense. #NRLPanthersKnights
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, Nathan Cleary's foot is f'd. 👀 Knights by 20. #NRL
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From a Roosters perspective. Not sure who I'd prefer to win. Roosters obviously have a better track record against the Knights but them winning, is the ultimate trap game. Could see them easily winning next week. #NRL
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@dril

guy gets hit in the Nuts. it makes a gong sound and he starts doing an asain accent for some reason. Cant do that joke anymore, its too good
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They tried to rescue him earlier but he still had some beers left
News / World26 September 2026, 12:19pm

Aussie man lost at sea for a month rescued after drinking his last beer
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Said it before but Mark Nawaqanitawase is the greatest man who has ever lived. What a freak. #NRLDolphinsRoosters
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Extreme concern". Careful, @albomp.bsky.social. Don't get too rough with him. 🙄 #Auspol
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 23/09/2026
"It's not fair, I give him everything and Mamdani gives him nothing. It should be me." chaser.com.au/general-news...
A photoshopped image of a sad Anthony Albanese in bed scrolling pictures of Zohran Mamdani and Donald Trump.

Chaser satirical headline: "Albanese wishes Trump would look at him the way he looks at Mamdani"
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@sarahclazarus

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast- paced environment
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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 23/09/2026
It wasn’t until 1998 that Dr Elena Legholi invented the space under a desk where your legs go. Indeed, we renamed our bottomarms to “legs” in her honour.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly kind of thrilling how shitty Jameis Winston looks out there.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Deshaun Watson is older than Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson. He's older than the Ravens' offensive coordinator.
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corndoggylol.bsky.social @corndoggylol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Carolina Panthers Pummel The Falcons In Atlanta!
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The internet has told me that Bryce Young can't make these types of throws tho? #NFL
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Knights are a good chance to beat the Panthers, tbh. #NRLWarriorsKnights
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sky news still anger posting about grace tame doing 4 episodes of a podcast talking about autism months ago
Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after World War II
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s batman day
a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently 

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery 
ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
elite spam
An account called FORD TRUCKS asking “hey man have you ever wished to have a truck”
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Forget about Sam Walker. Give Robert Toia all of the money. Whatever he wants. #NRLRoostersSharks
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back in 1999 everyone was excited about the new millennium but it’s safe to say it’s already a write-off. Time to give up and wait for the next one!
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
5 o'clock somewhere
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Frame #64600 from S06 -E24 - Freshwater Shrimp-629307
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kramer's 'That's a Shame' Moment
ALT: Kramer's 'That's a Shame' Moment
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@dril

oh you dont like my AI generated crap? ill just AI generate some people who do. then ill AI generate $1000000 and a wife who likes my posts
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"My department has also dispatched three of our finest schooners to explore the part of our maps that say 'here be dragons.' We vow to get to the bottom of this mystery."
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Macklemore thing is more proof that pro-Israel activists have just lost the ability to persuade. All it can do is browbeat anyone opposed to them. That doesn't work when you're -25 in public opinion.
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Jarrod Surname @orbitalgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, to live in a timeline where Rupert Murdoch became a baker or a postman instead of a propaganda pusher for the worst people ever to live. What a better world that would have been.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wonder what year they arrived from South Africa...
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One Nation support is strongest among electors born in South Africa and Italy and weakest among electors born in Asia

New Roy Morgan analysis into the voting intentions of electors by country/region of birth shows Australian electors born in South Africa (36% supporting One Nation), Italy (30%), and Mainland Europe as a whole (29%) are significantly more likely to vote for One Nation than the average elector (24%) according to interviewing conducted with a representative cross-section of 26,418 electors during the first seven months of 2026.
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When will the age of peak TV return?
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Chad C @chadc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is particularly crazy when you see how many NFL venues are scheduled to host Kanye West, a guy who literally released a song about Hitler. Including two of the stadiums who threatened Sheeran! But he didn’t say anything good about Palestinians so it’s fine.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Frame #67150 from S04 -E19 - Battle Eel-628215
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