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The Orb of Disdain @orbdisdain.bsky.social · 1h
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH3...
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Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's Buckets
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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Spooky Syr @syrcaid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
GeoCities/Angelfire edition
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every day I'm more vindicated than the last. They were sending me death threats for this.
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/08/2026
honey your 6 7 nuggets are ready
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fellas, is it leftist to doomscroll?
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
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yuki @patchworkchimera.yuri.agency · 06/08/2026
redditor wizard
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 06/08/2026
Let the fools wallow in their speculative grease. Take the road less traveled and you’ll soon find wealth beyond your wildest dreams
Ebay listing for Unopened PETER PAN
PEANUTBUTTER JAR w 2111 code!
From the 2007 Salmonella scare! 
Listed for $211.10

I don’t remember when it’s from but it’s real lol
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Very funny. Now put some clothes on.
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
bartse
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
cat in a flour bowl looking confused. its the thumbnail of a video named "He will be baked soon alhamdulillah"
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It rules that you need brain damage now
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The Orb of Disdain @orbdisdain.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Odyssey is fictional
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Homely-ass mark, get your ass away from me.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Weird how when a Reply All bogan fundamentalist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with guidos and coomers in the notifications.
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers
A yellow Backmarket poster in the subway showing a pink Game Boy with the caption “AB > AI”
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 13/07/2026
You crushed your morning ride and crushed your usual pace. You’re crushing your Spanish lessons. You crushed 1100 calories at lunch. You crushed your penis in the car door
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In a burning city, Sephiroth declares, "Eggs do not lay eggs. it was the goose that created value."
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/03/2024
every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Thanks. The police are just pawns of Majestic 12.
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sunday services start at 11am ET. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FZy...
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The Richest Country Is Pretty Mid Now
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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The Orb of Disdain @orbdisdain.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
CSGO skins type crime
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teq @quilling.dev · 18/06/2026
telling my coworker no rush but I activated the self destruct protocol
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i'm not sure any tech criticism i could put forward rn would be more effective than the totality of this screenshot
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Nebula Rasa @nebulanomad87.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This bit foreign policy
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Demisexual folks can and do enjoy dicking around in Blender and they’re still demisexual because dicking around in Blender isn’t inherently problematic
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Gernot Wagner @gwagner.com · 12/06/2026
The perfect obit headline for this particular climate denier, who knew better but preferred to live a lie heatmap.news/daily/lee-raymond
Lee Raymond, 311 ppm – 421 ppm
The former ExxonMobil CEO left his legacy both on the Earth and in the sky.
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Otacat @otacat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Золотой парень: Страдаю за компьютером
ALT: Золотой парень: Страдаю за компьютером
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 09/05/2026
This website shows you what your browser is leaking about you. sinceyouarrived.world/taken
sinceyouarrived.world
taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
well maybe if you quit spending money on avocado toast and coffee you could actually afford to gamble online,
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Playing so many old beat 'em ups and arcade games, its ludicrous how many of them start off like "It's 2026 and the world is complete and utter shit. The evil, psychotic baby nuking CEO/Military Commander Major Atlas Warmonger controls everything" and its just like...man. 😩
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
combat hit grunt
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Draude Chronicles @draude.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
estou assim hoje
Uma ilustração em estilo simples mostra um céu noturno cheio de estrelas acima de uma casa. no telhado, um personagem humanoide branco,  está deitado relaxado com as mãos atrás da cabeça olhando para o céu estrelado, enquanto o interior da casa outros personagens sentados no sofá, assistinddo lado de fora, no gramado, há chimpanzés segurando um cartaz com uma mensagem de paz.
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DeFlock Redmond @deflock-redmond.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Time and time again, we've seen police #surveillance suffer from ‘mission creep.‘ Technology that was sold as a way to catch killers ends up being used to enforce traffic violations, track protesters, and more." #deflock #alpr
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How License Plate Readers Are Normalizing Mass Surveillance | EFFector
All across the country, police have convinced communities to pay for mass surveillance systems like license plate readers, claiming they will help stop the most serious crimes. But once these ever-wat...
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
To the people claiming space travel & solving issues on earth are mutually exclusive: We can do both. We cand fund science, space travel, etc. AND programs to improve the quality & sustainability of life here on earth. And pretending otherwise isn't clever or enlightened, it's luddite nonsense.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Someone should knock you upside the head a few times. Punk. Dismissed.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I feel like a schizophrenic. “Dang. I hope my mad king doesn’t follow through with his threat to commit a genocide he posted on social media. Can’t wait for Pokémon Champions to drop tonight!”
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