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Chutley Wrungus

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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 12h
the only ovi highlight I ever want to see again is from a drone about 200 metres above a field just outside Donetsk www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...
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The ugly Putin stain on Alex Ovechkin’s legacy (Gift Article)
How the NHL's all-time leading goal scorer will be remembered has changed because of his political stances.
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
half the reason I'm excited for this Jets season is because I'll have plenty of opportunities to yell SKINNNERRR extremely superintendent Chalmersly
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ないんすく @neinsk.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
逃げ上手の鳥君
カメラが追いつけない速度の白文鳥のちーちゃん
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-a…
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uh oh do I really need the autograph of a player who has played exactly zero (0.00) NHL games? absolutely
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seaman plushies!!!!
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Nervous
Two american goldfinches on a telephone line. One says "I wish I didn't get so nervous talking to new birds" The other responds "Have you ever tried looking at the space between their eyes?" We zoom in on the speaking bird between their eyes so close that we can't really make out what they're saying. In the final panel, our first bird laughs "Hahaha" and says "Thanks!" overtop of the second bird saying "why are you laughing? It's not supposed to be funny"
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
waivers are so weird, I love it. walking home from my shift at burger king and I got kidnapped by wendy's, welp ok whatever I guess I work there now
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this shit is so fuckin funny it's like hearing some kids in grade four design a secret base during recess and on top there will be 1000 snipers with 10000 exploding bullets each and in the basement there will be a floor full of nothing but ferraris and another floor for lamborghinis and another for
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 28/09/2026
A NEW CHAPTER OF HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA 📺 Hockey Night in Canada returns December 5 with the 2026 Walter Cup Champion Montréal Victoire taking on PWHL Hamilton at 7PM ET!
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はまち @hamachi226.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ここが好きっぽい (おやつが近い且つ見下ろせるから)
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Jets have the opportunity to do something extremely funny
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
found it at Da Big Used Book Sale and what was I going to do, not buy it. c'mon
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that's right
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more victims of name change night
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
feeding toast to a gaggle of donkeys would immediately fix every problem I have in my life
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でこ @deco25.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
album review: Beck - Ride Lonesome. is it good when you listen to an album from your favourite artist and it gives you an existential crisis on whether you still actually like the guy or not. Like a greatest hits of tracks you've skipped on the albums you don't like.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
puppy browsing occult sites that haven't been updated since the last decade
painting of a furry puppy on the bed and behind him is a notebook with a website showing a skull
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we got tuvixed but in a good way
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Mitchell Clinton @mitchellclinton.winnipegjets.com · 24/09/2026
The #NHLJets and the NHL announce this morning the consolidation of Winnipeg Jets franchise history. The club’s history now includes the first iteration of the team (1979-96), as well as the Atlanta Thrashers (1999-2011) and their seasons in Winnipeg beginning in 2011.
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh fuck yes, suck shit in hell arizona
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they should have done it. they had the opportunity. they had him on his knees in a ditch and their resolve failed at the last second like the cowards they are.
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
o shit, do I need more stupid autographed pucks (yes absolutely) joedaleysportscards.com/collections/...
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Andrew Ladd and Bryan Little Autograph Signing
Sunday October 25th 11AM-1PM in store at Joe Daley's Our 8x10 Photo (Ladd or Little) - $39.00Our Jets Official Puck (Ladd or Little) - $45.00Our Winnipeg Jets Jersey (Ladd or Little) - $299.00 Your It...
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
look all the Jets have to do is wait for another team to put a future hall of fame goalie on waivers and we can pick him up for free, why's everyone worried what's the problem
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
while it's good that advertisers don't have correct information on me, I can't help but feel insulted every time I hear an ad brought to me by the government of Ontario and their dumb little jingle
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I should be entrusted with all the jewels and treasures of Spain
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
folks,
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FLUFFLOP @flufflop.com · 23/09/2026
Happy 5th birthday, Nana!! 🎂🎉🎉 Thank you for always being so full of energy. Wishing you another hoppy, healthy year🐰 ナナチャン 5歳の誕生日です!!🎂🎉🎉 いつも元気でいてくれてありがとう、また1年すこやかに過ごしてくれますように🐰
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 23/09/2026
40 years ago tonight, ALF premiered on TV. Happy 40th Birthday, Alf. I hope all the cats in Melmac Heaven are hot n' spicy, just how you like 'em.
Panel 1: ET's Asogian starship landing on a strange planet

Panel 2: ET walks down the ramp, smiling, ready to get his botany on

Panel 3: ET sees a bunch of ALFs boiling a cat. This is Melmac

Panel 4: ET immediately walks back up ramp, his little buns showing
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:8k...
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File:8k video of a Chicken fillet roll - rotating green screen alan butler VP9.webm - Wikipedia
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if I was any good at forgery I think it would be extremely fun to add autographs to anything you give away to a thrift store oh damn Jean Beliveau autographed this clock radio what the hell
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hilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 22/09/2026
17 days until launch!! Watch the *alternative* trailer, voiced by Not Just Bikes. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
found my little coven 🎃👻💀🐈‍⬛
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just for reference here's the offerings from the gluten free, nut free, dairy free, vegan and vegetarian concession stand at Canada Life Centre. I'm happy for it but the GF bun is still all some crumbly ass bullshit.
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
STUUUUUUUUUU
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a springfieldian werewolf in shelbyville @springfieldians.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh baby all my gluten whining to the Jets is paying off
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
EARTHBOUND HAL LABORATORY/APE 1994 SNES
A boy named Ness
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The VO in the first season of How It’s Made is so quaint. The guy is like, “Who could resist the delicious taste of a cracker? Everyone loves this delectable treat, be they kids, adults, or even sal-teens.” And later they’ll say like, a faucet is a bathroom’s joy.
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
going insane and elbow dropping my hellebuyck bobblehead like ric flair does a jacket and waiting 14 hours in the ER because it's very pointy hard plastic and I'm stupid
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Chutley Wrungus @ostkex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the general hockey news situation is so miserable and ever present that my vision blurs and I take 1 HP of damage every time I take a step. please, I only have so many healing items
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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