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Opossum Scream

@opossumscream.bsky.social
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An endlessly screaming, overstimulated opossum who is forced to endure the human world. My awful website is here: archaic-sig.neocities.org

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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah..... I hate this timeline
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't want to die a hero. I want to live. As a dipshit
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh oh, what is the horse doing….
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just a class act, at every step of her life.
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man I already stopped shopping at Target earlier this year, but after this Halloween costume business I guess I'm just not going near the place for a generation
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
I will never take a story where Wolverine successfully sneaks up on Magneto seriously. You cannot have a guy whose power is "knowing where hot dogs are" get snuck up on by Mr. Made Of Hot Dogs
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Xena the Miniature Galloway IG: @simsara_farm Gidgegannup, WA
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The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Absolutely love this story ❤ #jaws
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026
Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Morning Kitten
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/08/2026
The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
futurism.com
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a very happy piglet munching on some small cubes of cheese, this is your lucky day.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 24/07/2026
Timeline cleanse: Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
An anteater playing with its caretaker
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hoot
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just a dog having the best day of its life. Original post
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
STEVE MARTIN appearing as Bachelor #1 on ‘The Dating Game’ in 1968. He won a date with bachelorette Marsha Walker, who happened to be the twin sister of one of his childhood crushes. Martin occasionally worked behind the scenes as a writer for the show too.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
City dog: “these country dogs are huge!”😂
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Big Jesus Trashcan @bigjesustrashcan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Jordan S. Carroll 🌹 @jordanscarroll.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Steve Jobs predicted cities would be designed around this device, which was "as big a deal as the PC." Jeff Bezos called it "one of the most famous and anticipated product introductions of all time." don't let our tech lords fool you into believing they can predict the future.
Segway scooter
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is Jumbo. She just got her very first bath. Doggy paddle officially activated. IG: dog_lovers_1
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𝑱ᴜ𝒔ᴛ𝑱ᴏʜɴ @justjohnd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A new variation on playing hide-and-seek! 😹😹😹 (Source: Reddit)
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/06/2026
I’ve had these for like ten years now
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A Cup of Eldritch @eldritchtales.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Superman doing what Superman has always done on #SupermanSunday
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
My apologies to the Reductress, I wasn’t familiar with your game.
A picture of a white guy wearing glasses with the caption reading  “White Guy Excited to Burn Down the System and Also Control the Rebuilding Effort” from the Reductress
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/06/2026
Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved
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Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved
WASHINGTON—Admitting that his prior beliefs regarding conflagrations had been formed out of ignorance, longtime U.S. Forest Service icon Smokey Bear issued a statement Monday claiming that his views o...
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
he's not quite sure how slippers work #Cat #Caturday
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Vincent Alexander @nonsenseisland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You can tell this Peter Lorre scene from THE MALTESE FALCON had a big influence on REN & STIMPY.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
WIFE: I told you to call a plumber. ME: I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.
A dog struggles with the business end of a water hose.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2026
ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at before wandering away.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/05/2026
Imagine being a Russian troll assigned to Bluesky: “Comrade, today you will destabilize Western democracy by arguing with poets, policy nerds, and a raccoon avatar with tenure.”
NYT story on BSKY hacking
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Hawkeye 🚫👑 💙👊🏼 @dontdeflect.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
As a teacher of English, I can definitively state that yes, this is exactly what happened. Particularly, the curse words. ◡̈
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 20/05/2026
never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/05/2026
Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age bit.ly/3PuB1I2
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/05/2026
one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
On the tube
Photo of a fake OpenAi ad on the overground. Text: "Yes, we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves.

But — it might also help them with their homework."

Chatgpt logo
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
US employers spend more than $1.5bn a year to fight labor unions, report finds
Critics say employers spend money hiring union-avoidance consultants and lawyers while not investing in workers
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Neat! www.nature.com/articles/d41...
nature.com
At last, a pill that can prevent COVID after exposure to infected people
Drug arrives years after pandemic’s peak, but could still offer protection to vulnerable populations.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/05/2026
this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened
a big old bear, paws on the base of the camera
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 14/05/2026
Incredible
Post from r/audioengineering
Why there's a resonance at 15.5kHz in Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer?
It's around -70dB, so not audible I think.
As far as I know its a great mix and master, so I'm curious about why is it there, and why they leave it in there. Also if my eyes aren't deceiving me, it goes throughout the song. I know, its not a big deal at all, I'm just asking for if anyone has an idea about it
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There was likely a CRT TV on in the studio. It was recorded in England, so PAL, which means a flyback transformer operating at 15.625kHz.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when u tax the rich
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An irate rich husband in a tuxedo is screaming at his rich wife, who is freaking out in a fancy dress.
Rich Husband: Darling, they’re TAXING US
Rich Wife: NO

Panel 2:
Rich Husband (looking disgusted): The bastards are TAXING US
Rich Wife (fists clenched, looking mad): NO

Panel 3:
The rich couple are now hugging and weeping.
Rich Husband: We’ll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives
Rich Wife: Oh God

Panel 4:
Close up of Rich Husband, eyes huge, tears streaming. He whispers: Now I know how the slaves felt
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/05/2026
Researchers Find Crows Smart Enough Not To Let On How Smart They Really Are theonion.com/researchers-find-crows…
Researchers Find Crows Smart Enough Not To Let On How Smart They Really Are
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Because of course he did. newrepublic.com/post/210174/...
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Newly adopted baby refuse to sleep without golden big sis next to her.. Dog, as ever, is patient and obliging with caretaking duties. 🐱🩵🐕 #cat #dog #feelgood #siblings
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