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Opossum Scream

@opossumscream.bsky.social
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An endlessly screaming, overstimulated opossum who is forced to endure the human world. My awful website is here: archaic-sig.neocities.org

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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah..... I hate this timeline
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As I've said to my trans friends, I don't have gender dysphoria in that sense, but I do have a more generalized dysphoria *about* the other members of my gender quite often.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't want to die a hero. I want to live. As a dipshit
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh oh, what is the horse doing….
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Or a bad sign for everyone else who didn't get out while the getting is good
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just a class act, at every step of her life.
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man I already stopped shopping at Target earlier this year, but after this Halloween costume business I guess I'm just not going near the place for a generation
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
I will never take a story where Wolverine successfully sneaks up on Magneto seriously. You cannot have a guy whose power is "knowing where hot dogs are" get snuck up on by Mr. Made Of Hot Dogs
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Women aren't the ones intimidated by intelligence, I'd try to explain it to the guy but I don't think he'd get it
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Shouldn't even be allowed to be a doctor if that's your entire office visit procedure
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I got a lot of this growing up in East Texas, the assumption seems to be that it's fine if *they* do it because they're somehow exempt from bigotry. 🙄
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Xena the Miniature Galloway IG: @simsara_farm Gidgegannup, WA
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The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Absolutely love this story ❤ #jaws
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026
Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Morning Kitten
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/08/2026
The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
futurism.com
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a very happy piglet munching on some small cubes of cheese, this is your lucky day.
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
All of them
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 24/07/2026
Timeline cleanse: Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I don't even remember my last rejection let alone first
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
An anteater playing with its caretaker
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hoot
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just a dog having the best day of its life. Original post
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
STEVE MARTIN appearing as Bachelor #1 on ‘The Dating Game’ in 1968. He won a date with bachelorette Marsha Walker, who happened to be the twin sister of one of his childhood crushes. Martin occasionally worked behind the scenes as a writer for the show too.
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My parents told the story of how, upon taking me to one of my first movies (Superman II), I made the whole theater laugh with this quote: (Crying two year old voice) "I didn't come here to see Superman get beat up"
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It brings me no pleasure to report that Ken Paxton.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
City dog: “these country dogs are huge!”😂
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Big Jesus Trashcan @bigjesustrashcan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Jordan S. Carroll 🌹 @jordanscarroll.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Steve Jobs predicted cities would be designed around this device, which was "as big a deal as the PC." Jeff Bezos called it "one of the most famous and anticipated product introductions of all time." don't let our tech lords fool you into believing they can predict the future.
Segway scooter
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is Jumbo. She just got her very first bath. Doggy paddle officially activated. IG: dog_lovers_1
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𝑱ᴜ𝒔ᴛ𝑱ᴏʜɴ @justjohnd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A new variation on playing hide-and-seek! 😹😹😹 (Source: Reddit)
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/06/2026
I’ve had these for like ten years now
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Comic Book Coping @comicsarelife.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Superman doing what Superman has always done on #SupermanSunday
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
My apologies to the Reductress, I wasn’t familiar with your game.
A picture of a white guy wearing glasses with the caption reading  “White Guy Excited to Burn Down the System and Also Control the Rebuilding Effort” from the Reductress
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That was really interesting!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/06/2026
Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved
theonion.com
Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved
WASHINGTON—Admitting that his prior beliefs regarding conflagrations had been formed out of ignorance, longtime U.S. Forest Service icon Smokey Bear issued a statement Monday claiming that his views o...
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Big Feat
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
he's not quite sure how slippers work #Cat #Caturday
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Vincent Alexander @nonsenseisland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You can tell this Peter Lorre scene from THE MALTESE FALCON had a big influence on REN & STIMPY.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
WIFE: I told you to call a plumber. ME: I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.
A dog struggles with the business end of a water hose.
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They really did
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Depends on the cartoon. He's like an old rubber-hose animation style villain, but doesn't look realistic enough to be a gritty modern cartoon villain.
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Opossum Scream @opossumscream.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
That guy has a face that makes you instantly dislike him, every time I've seen him. Also, he looks like someone turned a soft-serve ice cream cone into a racist human somehow
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2026
ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at before wandering away.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/05/2026
Imagine being a Russian troll assigned to Bluesky: “Comrade, today you will destabilize Western democracy by arguing with poets, policy nerds, and a raccoon avatar with tenure.”
NYT story on BSKY hacking
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Hawkeye 🚫👑 💙👊🏼 @dontdeflect.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
As a teacher of English, I can definitively state that yes, this is exactly what happened. Particularly, the curse words. ◡̈
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