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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/12/2024

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

Microsoft Plight Simulator @onlysomefans.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

An insurance company denying someone the right to live is a roundabout way of saying “murder”; ergo was the gunman was acting purely in self-defense?

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Microsoft Plight Simulator @onlysomefans.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

calling someone from the Andrew Tate / Elon worship demographic a Disney Adult has much more untapped destructive potential than we realize

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Microsoft Plight Simulator @onlysomefans.bsky.social · 19/07/2024

Linux users to CrowdStrike users everywhere: You chose your fate. Your cries for help fall on deaf ears (we do not have working audio)

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Microsoft Plight Simulator @onlysomefans.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

Today we learned that even Donald Trump isn’t above the rules. Today Donald Trump was found to have broken 34 of them. Google “Donald Trump Rule 34” for more info

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Microsoft Plight Simulator @onlysomefans.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

using ChatGPT to answer questions is like using YouTube DIY videos after they removed the video rating function

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Microsoft Plight Simulator @onlysomefans.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

computer upgrades stopped mattering once graphics card companies ceased putting cgi elf babes on their boxes

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Microsoft Plight Simulator @onlysomefans.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

*logging onto LinkedIn for the first time in a year* “the internet must be exaggerating, there’s no way it’s actually that ba-“

quintessential example of inspiration porn on LinkedIn. An iStockesque group of cheering Mercedes-Benz corporate drones welcome a disabled dog as it crawls toward a wheelchair they made for it. The post is reshared by a user with the text “how to give back!”

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

realising i haven't seen anyone do the "just fucking google it" in a long wile, and it's not because people got nicer, it's because google doesn't actually work great anymore

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

Donald Trump: I am going to become a dictator NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges

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Microsoft Plight Simulator @onlysomefans.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

*purchases appliance online* *turns own computer screen away then back toward me, revealing a selection of suggested tips for online appliance purchase*

I purchased an appliance online and was promoted with a tipping window at checkout lol

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :

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Matthew Guariglia @mguariglia.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

We were told by reformers that body cameras were going to be an essential part of police reform....The Vallejo police just canceled a contract with a video analytics company sifting through body cam footage because it kept surfacing videos of officers behaving inappropriately.

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Under union pressure, Vallejo police chief ends body camera analysis

“By canceling they essentially ceded to union pressure. And by doing that, they’ve gone back to status quo, which is to review practically none of it,” the company's CEO said about the city’s ...

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Teddy 🇭🇹 @teddylj.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

(Me, after never seeing a doctor and only testing at home with a bogus rapid test I got 5-for-$20 at a gas station) Man, I keep getting sick, luckily it's not COVID. Anyways, time to go out to eat!

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

BREAKING: SEGA workers in California have voted 91-26 in favor of unionizing. They span multiple SEGA of America departments, making them the first multi-departmental union at a video game company in U.S. history.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

Ever since I started working remotely I take a little 10 minute walk in the sun after any soul sucking task or meeting and it has completely changed my life. This should be legally protected

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

everyone signing up for threads

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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/07/2023

The worst middle managers in America are sound asleep, dreaming of their 5:30am crossfit class, having spent the hours before bed constructing the itinerary for a morning meeting where they’ll say things like “we have a lot of lost time to make up for this week”

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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Slap that like button if you hate what america stands for but you love grilling brother

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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/07/2023

this whole rate limit shit on twitter is making it a lot harder for me to do time theft at work, elon musk yet again siding against the working class

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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

a story in 3 acts

tweet from @elonmusk:

Rate limited due to reading all the posts about rate limits
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reply from @Luke_@MCFC:

Ignore them. You’re doing a fantastic job pal!
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another reply from @Luke_@MCFC:

The comments from this have used up my daily rate limit. Great!

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

🔮🔮🔮

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 29/06/2023

this is my daily driver

a late 80s or early 90s general motors sedan, with a lift kit and large green/chrome rims, a metallic green paint job, and FREE PALESTINE in big white letters on the side

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/06/2023

Nate Silver [being crushed to death instantaneously]: Our numbers show a 89% probability this is not happening, tho

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/06/2023

no rules streetfighting lmao what a dumb fucking loser

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Microsoft Plight Simulator @onlysomefans.bsky.social · 24/06/2023

Ocean Gate prototype spotted at Office Depot

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 21/06/2023

If you actually bought that this guy was a “free speech absolutist,” I hope your family hides any chemicals in your house that come in colorful bottles

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Microsoft Plight Simulator @onlysomefans.bsky.social · 16/06/2023

www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/redd… “no one fuckin told me the CEO of Reddit looks like a cross between "Oh yeah he absoluutely moderated r/jailbait" and the word lacrosse”

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 13/06/2023

every adult over 30 has a sandwich that they had one time that could easily go in this picture frame

photograph of a picture frame, probably intended for baby ultrasounds, with the words "A moment in my belly, a lifetime in my heart" written on the picture frame

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 09/06/2023

always fascinates me when people genuinely don’t understand why I don’t want to hang with people who think I don’t deserve human rights

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