iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I need to know how @hacksawjenny.rip feels about the resident evil movie because I can only make my partner sit through so many movies in a year.

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You think we could convince a vain old man or two to kick off and accept death if we implied they'd get as much attention as beloved figures have this week?

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Slorping this out onto a plate next to my sister's home-made wine sauce and smugly watching people go for it first.

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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Henry Jones, covering the boyhood meeting with Indiana Jones and his dog. Bonus, a cgi Sean Connory appears.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The fact that I've had to talk to Bell on the phone 3 times in two days and still haven't successfully set up an installation but it's still somehow my better internet option is a god damn disgrace.

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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Short people are allowed to do evil because for them it's mischief

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Michael Nabert @sustainablesong.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Research confirms that the more skilled professionals like doctors and software engineers rely on AI, the more their skills degrade. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

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Is AI ruining our skills? Early results are in — and they’re not good

Reliance on artificial-intelligence tools degrades the abilities of physicians and software engineers, studies show.

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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

one thing that's very funny about building a new pc is that there is 100% a secret 1d100 "how fucking cursed is this pc" roll that happens whose result is hidden, and can literally never be changed, even if you literally swap out every part Ship of Theseus style, it will ALWAYS be that cursed.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/06/2026

Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...

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Exclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 Billion

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I have a simple request: if I'm in a fast paced shooter where I pick up guns a lot, please let me also throw the gun at the guy's head. aftermath.site/throwing-a-g...

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Let Me Throw A Gun At A Guy's Head

(In a video game)

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

There’s a real struggle between making society more tolerable, respectful and sensitive to the needs and lived experiences of its citizens AND ALSO distress is an inevitable part of the human experience and distress tolerance is the key to preventing it from ruining your life

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Once you start noticing how the incapacity to handle discomfort affects how people live their lives it's actually pretty shocking how it ruins pretty much every conceivable aspect of existence. Interpersonal relationships, romantic and platonic. Career and education opportunities. Your politics Your willingness to go anywhere. The kind of food you eat. The kind of art you expose yourself to and your ability to read it. It's never just one thing, it touches everything, and once you notice it it's like suddenly being able to see germs or something. Just this horrific catastrophe people look at you askance for screaming about. As I grow older and see what became of my friends and peers who could not learn to handle discomfort, the more I'm like. This is a genuine societal issue
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Increasing my discomfort tolerance has also been one of the greatest assets to improving my mental health.

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

One underappreciated thing I miss about the pre-'smart' tech era was enjoying anthropomorphizing tech and speaking of it as if it was witchcraft. 'The printer can sense your desperation' hits a lot different before there was a capricious chatbot in everything.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

me: zzzzzz brain: LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: augh jesus ok im up what’s wrong. am i being chased by a murderer or brain: me: hello brain: 🙂 me: goddammit

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I would build a legit wizard tower, probably in the Annex due to the NIMBY per square footage. Complete with fog machines, fuck off huge speakers, and lighting effects for when I want to cast spells.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

and a very fuck-you welcome to the season throughout which i will routinely get so sweaty that people will ask me if im ‘feeling ok’

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 18/05/2026

"If I Had a Million Dollars" came on the radio and I realized here in 2026 they could not afford to buy you a house

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

just occured to me how many kids are probably posting without having ever touched a keyboard

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Wizard, Warlock, Mage, Sorcerer, Conjurer, and Thaumaturge.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

TOM BOMBADIL, TECH SUPPORTE: Hey dol, merry dol! Floweres and starres and rayne! Turne off your machyne and wayte, then turne it on agayne!

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Best non-trek performance by a trek actor:

Michelle Yeoh as Evelyn Wang in Everything Everywhere All at Once.

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

A valet whos entire job (well paid, uniform provided, expenses, etc.) was to courier around little notecards from me to various people. Gilded, sealed, the whole shebang.

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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Just had a sudden vision of a timeline a little to the left where the tech bro scams had longer legs and the NFT grifters aligned with the metaverse dipshits to complain about LLMs and genAI slop devaluing their 'assets'.

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I have an anxiety joke but its not safe to tell right now.

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Martin Luther's ghost desperately trying to find an address for the app store to nail up more thesis.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 09/02/2026

cars may kill a lot of people everyday but at least they are also very expensive and insanely inefficient means of getting around

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

We really gotta stop using terms like 'made or 'earned' when we talk about rent seekers and capitalists extraction. Bezos doesn't earn shit. He extracts. He absorbs.

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Córy Doctorow with another verbal bullseye: pluralistic.net/2026/01/13/n...

I'm sorry. As a technology writer, I'm supposed to be telling you that this bet will some day pay off, because one day we will have shoveled so many words into the word-guessing program that it wakes up and learns how to actually do the jobs it is failing spectacularly at today. This is a proposition akin to the idea that if we keep breeding horses to run faster and faster, one of them will give birth to a locomotive. Humans possess intelligence, and machines do not. The difference between a human and a word-guessing program isn't how many words the human knows.

I'm sorry. I know that when we talk about "digital sovereignty," we're obliged to talk about how we can build more data-centres that we can fill up with money-losing chips from American silicon monopolists in the hopes of destroying as many jobs as possible while blowing through our clean energy goals and enshittifying as much of our potable water as possible.

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

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One standard Dave @onestandarddave.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Private property is insane, frankly. Personal property (a home, possessions, transportation if required, etc) is one thing but owning land you dont live on or machines you don't use to work is always parasitic.

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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT. Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

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