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Till Geske

@oneonion.bsky.social
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He/Him, 35, Bi, 🇩🇪 Unemployed layabout. Wannabe writer. Insomniac. Keeps getting more and more left wing with age. No AI, no transphobia, no zionism, no antisemitism, no upper class.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 10h
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 5h
Mid-zoomies, while trying to disembowel his favorite blanket.
A black cat, hugging a brownish, fuzzy blanket, and looking at the camera in a bewildered way
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Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicolas Cage says he probably won’t work with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for ‘SPIDER-NOIR’ “Amazon is a very AI-friendly company, to the tune of $50 billion invested in OpenAI. I am not an AI-friendly actor, so it’s like, connect those dots!“ (via variety.com/2026/tv/news...)
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Consider that you're a bitch.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s what the People WANT
3 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “AI Bros:”
An Ai Bro is standing in front of a TV wearing his default expression (SMUG)

Behind him on the TV is the axe scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is wearing the transparent raincoat and standing next to his ridiculous stereo. Except in this image Christian Bale has been replaced by the AI Bro.

AI bro annoyingly says “People want to put themselves in movies”

Panel 2 and 3 are titled “People:”

Panel 2: 
A Blue Guy holds his phone up to a Yellow Guy and says “Hey! I’ve got a little video from that party”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy sees himself on the phone screen and almost cringes himself into a singularity. He is blushing and squeals “Ohh my Goddd. My FACE and VOICE”
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Belltower.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 10/10/2026
Just watch the video lol
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fort Wayne News And Sentinel August 6,1914
P1- MR. TRUE IS WALKING UPTOWN WHEN HE ENCOUNTERS FOUR MEN WALKING TOWARDS HIM, SIDE BY SIDE ON THE SIDEWALK THE FAIL TO GIVEAWAY
P2- MR. TRUE HAS CLEARED THE SIDEWALK, AND CONTINUES TO GO HIS WAY, LEAVING THE FOUR MEN ALL LAYING ON THE CEMENT
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Power Rangers Posing Outdoors
Alt: Power Rangers Posing Outdoors
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh nice
Home & Family
Normal Penis
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Sensay @sensaytyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
beetle moses is nothing but bangers but this is by far my favourite, I feel that third panel on the depths of my soul.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Banning fucking because of copaganda is literally fatphobia
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I didn't even know they made D&D branded LSD
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yarp, I became a Marxist during my history BA. There are right wing 'historians', but their work is generally sloppy bullshit which academic historians don't take seriously, yet publishers love. Historians for rent, in other words
Why are all history teachers left-wing, what's the real explanation?
Once you learn a sufficient amount of histort you must choose to become either a marxist or a liar.
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"If we decided not to buy cigars from Cuba, they wouldn't be elite anymore..."
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Once upon a time, I created great works…
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Steve Rose @steverose7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No tittering at the Dutch potatoes.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New York State declares a “Measles Emergency”* (*Latest Fad) Thankfully, help is on it’s way ... @theonion.com @governor.ny.gov
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Cas Mudde @casmudde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Incredible scandal. First the ex-BvS chief turns out to be a far-rightist and now the ex-BND chief turns out to be a traitor (we already knew that he also was a nativist). Germany is rotting from the top.
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Former German spy chief arrested for treason
Ex-intelligence head August Hanning suspected of selling state secrets to foreign power
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So that's why they were called 'redcoats'!
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wouldn't expect much from undead Lenin either, but I would expect Putin to declare him a 'foreign agent'.
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PJ Coffey - They/Them @homebrewandhacking@mastodon.ie @homebrewandhacking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As any politician will tell you, artists should be impoverished and starving in garrets (a sort of upstairs broom closet). Successful creation brings in a lot of other jobs because top quality goblin making and administrative and logistical skills are rarely in the same package.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 05/10/2026
If you’re arresting a Jewish 94-year-old human rights lawyer for peacefully protesting, you’re on the wrong side of history. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10...
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‘I’m rather proud’: Barrister, 94, arrested for supporting Palestine Action
Margaret Owen OBE, a celebrated human rights lawyer and friend of Ed Miliband’s late mother, talks to Al Jazeera.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/10/2026
bleak future ahead for brazil. something must be done with the growing global fascistic movement if we want any future worth anything
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love that wants only to get, to possess, is a monstrous thing.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m the only person who will appreciate this
Triangular diagram labelled The Introvert
Hierarchy of Needs. 

Top: Self-actualisation - A completely empty house. An arrow pointing to the house says “Nobody needs anything. Nobody is coming home for hours. Phone on silent.” 

The next level is Esteem - Plans getting cancelled. An arrow here says “‘Sorry, we're going to have to rearrange.’ Oh no. That's terrible. I'm devastated.” 

Next level: Belonging - One person you actually like. No group chat. No networking. No "let's go round and introduce ourselves." Just one person you can talk absolute shit with. 

Fourth level: Safety - An escape route. Own car. End seat. Knowing exactly when the event finishes. A believable reason to leave early.

Bottom of pyramid: Physiological needs - Being left the fuck alone for a bit. Food. Water. Sleep. 45 minutes where nobody speaks to you.

Created by Lee Harding, @theintrovertedrecruiter
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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graet @graetgalaxy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 04/10/2026
A child in an Idaho faith-healing family died of a treatable condition. Then another died — and another, and another. Idaho’s child abuse laws contain such broad religious exemptions that authorities didn’t intervene — before or after the deaths.
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Four Kids in One Faith-Healing Family Died. Authorities Could Do Nothing.
An exemption in Idaho law shields faith-healing parents from criminal prosecution for conduct that otherwise would be charged as neglect. It also keeps police and social workers from stepping in to pr...
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kitty.
Kitty.
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Tasman river flowing into Lake Pukaki, South Island, Aotearoa NZ.
Satellite image of a wide river delta. The water from the river is a much brighter blue than the lake it's flowing into, and the mixing of these waters makes beautiful swirls.
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Robot horses are basically bikes, right?
An admech serberys sulphurhound miniatureAnother admech serberys sulphurhound miniature
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stick it onto some already 2-armed ork to make a genestealer ork?
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Koh'a @lilithalive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t have a single favorite Pratchett line, but I do look forward to this one every time I read Feet of Clay
Colon dropped, and landed on something soft—at least, softer than the street—and the something went “mur-r-r-r-r-m!” He bounced off it and landed on something lower and softer which went “baaaaarp!” and rolled from this on to something even lower and apparently made of feathers, which went insane. And pecked him.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congratulations David!
Streamblor press release from David Ellison

What once was a stubborn turtle head, is now explosive diarrhea.

Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history - we are unleashing an unstoppable media juggernaut.  Together, we bring life to Streamblor, a creative-first entity for bold, quality storytelling, and a living breathing technological bioweapon whose capabilities remain undefinable and without moral concerns for those born of woman.

Streamblor is, depending on the position of the moon and sun, a media company, a technology platform, an entertainment organism, and a rapidly expanding blob whose tentacular growth and migratory patterns cannot yet be disclosed.

We have big plans for Streamblor, and we intend to pursue them with passion, imagination and a willingness to feed Streamblor human flesh.  Our scientists are very excited. Ultimately, Streamblor is about possibility. Streamblor is about bringing together the world's greatest storytellers and a surveillance infrastructure capable of implementing collective dreaming and brand awareness.

Streamblor couldn't be more excited about what He is going to build.

Streamblor is growing. Streamblor is watching. Streamblor is the apex predator.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the wrong interpretation of butlerian jihad
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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