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Till Geske

@oneonion.bsky.social
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He/Him, 35, Bi, 🇩🇪 Unemployed layabout. Wannabe writer. Insomniac. Keeps getting more and more left wing with age. No AI, no transphobia, no zionism, no antisemitism, no upper class.

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Koh'a @lilithalive.bsky.social · 10h
I don’t have a single favorite Pratchett line, but I do look forward to this one every time I read Feet of Clay
Colon dropped, and landed on something soft—at least, softer than the street—and the something went “mur-r-r-r-r-m!” He bounced off it and landed on something lower and softer which went “baaaaarp!” and rolled from this on to something even lower and apparently made of feathers, which went insane. And pecked him.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10h
Congratulations David!
Streamblor press release from David Ellison

What once was a stubborn turtle head, is now explosive diarrhea.

Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history - we are unleashing an unstoppable media juggernaut.  Together, we bring life to Streamblor, a creative-first entity for bold, quality storytelling, and a living breathing technological bioweapon whose capabilities remain undefinable and without moral concerns for those born of woman.

Streamblor is, depending on the position of the moon and sun, a media company, a technology platform, an entertainment organism, and a rapidly expanding blob whose tentacular growth and migratory patterns cannot yet be disclosed.

We have big plans for Streamblor, and we intend to pursue them with passion, imagination and a willingness to feed Streamblor human flesh.  Our scientists are very excited. Ultimately, Streamblor is about possibility. Streamblor is about bringing together the world's greatest storytellers and a surveillance infrastructure capable of implementing collective dreaming and brand awareness.

Streamblor couldn't be more excited about what He is going to build.

Streamblor is growing. Streamblor is watching. Streamblor is the apex predator.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 11h
the wrong interpretation of butlerian jihad
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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aaron boothby @ellipticalnight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nonconsensual violation of other's bodies, whether sexual or physical or humiliating (the list is endless) is very much something young men are taught to do to other men as much as they are to women. it's the norm, not aberration.
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wild grapevines including wild grapes, wild hops, and some mushrooms from today's walk.
Some red vines growing on yellowing trees.Some tiny wild grapes on vines with blood-red leavesWild hops by a riverA tightly packed bunch of mushrooms at the base of a tree.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 30/09/2026
'The Victor’ Winsor Mccay, 1914
skeleton holding a sword aloft as it stands on a corpse strewn field
a bat flies past the moon behind
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Piper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴‍☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With alt text for anyone who needs it:
A purple chart by the Sexual Violence Center of Cork (whose logo of a few steps leading up to a door is is in the upper right hand corner of the image, titled: "How to avoid sexual assault! :A Quick And Easy Guide*." The asterisk goes to the bottom left, where it says "*for perpetrators."

There are six numbered lighter purple boxes, stacked in 2 rows and 3 columns. The text in the boxes says the following:

1. DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S
DRINKS

2. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM!
IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING
SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT
ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU.

3. WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR
ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS
NOT RAPE THEM. 

4. WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE
HER ALONE.

5. IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND
SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

6. CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😭
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Pan Rolls Dice @stellarencore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why yes, I CAN Doctor Doom my way through hardship.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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Giles MacDonogh @gilesmacdonogh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AfD bans Stolpersteine: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
German town bans stumbling stone memorials to Nazi victims
Germany's education minister has branded the ban on the small brass memorial plaques a "scandal".
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 27/09/2026
Russia occupies Oleshky. Around 2,000 civilians remain and run out of food, medicine, water and electricity. Russia, as the occupying power, is responsible for facilitating humanitarian relief. Ukraine found another way in: its forces delivered ~4 tons of food by drone to 100 locations across town.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gm
A post that reads "Today I was talking to my dad
and I referred to myself as his
son(l'm genderfluid btw) and he
said
"Today's a Son day huh?"
And I was like "yeah"
And he was like "huh,I thought
today was a Saturday, not a
Sunday"
And 1 just laughed for like 5
minutes" 

The reply reads "diversity only makes dada stronger. More powerful. 

And one more " the dad jokes are evolving"
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Nat would like Steve to be more considerate. Steve would like to see Nat destitute and denigrated."
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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I asked @bluedelliquanti.bsky.social to pick up @mattielubchansky.com’a new zine at SPX and it does NOT disappoint, her brain is so big and beautiful.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
© Grant Haffner. 'Route 52.' Acrylic on wood, 2019. 12 × 12 inches.
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy #Caturday!! 😺 #cats #catsky
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🎃Farmer GaddAAAHH!!!!🎃 @farmergadda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir) @magerightsactivist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every reactionary moral panic can be summed up as either "Our men are being denied the women and children they are owed" or "Our men are being denied the fundamental male right to become easily expendable cannon fodder"
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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laurentfranckx.bsky.social @laurentfranckx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only funny if you're damaged in a very specific way by one single game like I am www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKHb...
youtube.com
RimWorld Shorts Compilation #1
YouTube video by Nicklies니케
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wtaf is this question my university just asked me about my project?
Does the project involve any work that could be interpreted as promoting DEIA, climate change research, or non-compliant to any Presidential Executive Orders?
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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☀️ @tscrant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
“Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym hitting dumbbell curls until your biceps are crazy big.” — Dr. Willie Underwood III, American Medical Association president
theonion.com
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing tha...
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Ragnar @ragnarbelial.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Simon Roy @simonroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying their god-damndest to land in a catastrophically depressurized super-habitat (which is still under rotation)
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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thenonextremist.bsky.social @thenonextremist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Till Geske @oneonion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What's your favorite gif?
static.klipy.com
Mind Blown Reaction with Sparkle Effect
Alt: Mind Blown Reaction with Sparkle Effect
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
since i am working on my first new alt movie posters in *quite* a while, thought i'd share a selection of my favs from over the years ! title and description in alt text all of them are ink on claybord/scratchboard
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want you to think about the kids in your life. Maybe those kids are 8. Maybe they are 32. Do they know enough about snails? Hard to imagine anyone truly knowing *enough* about snails. Help those kids learn snailhood. Get them a Snail Facts advent calendar. SquidFacts.net.
An 11x14 inch poster featuring snails, slugs, nudibranchs, and other snails! There are 24 yellow-green snail shells that you can scratch off. There's a leaf sheep and sea bunny and sea angel and fire snail and banana slug and mystery snail and ramshorn snail and candy cane snail
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