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One-man Boat Parade @one-manboatparade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An incredible short thread
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's easy - and correct! - to focus on just how ghoulish and profane this view of human creativity is. But even if you're the most cynical capitalist on earth, the evidence that people would enjoy entirely dehumanised content, at anything like a scale that would justify this hype, is extremely thin!
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We've had the ability to watch, say, Counterstrike marathons, Street Fighter tournaments, or chess matches between computers since the 90s. Spectacles which, by their very definition, would be at a "higher standard" than human play. And nobody wants it. It's entirely meaningless. It has no appeal.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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Theo Landsman @ordinalandsman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You can tell he's fully assimilated into living in Florida because he's fully replaced his own personal recollection of the events of 9/11 with the universal right wing belief that 9/11 was about him and he was the next target.
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Will Norman @willnorman.co.uk · 08/09/2026
With over 870 school streets in London, 66% of kids are now getting to school by active travel. Every day there are 73,915 fewer cars doing the school run than when we started in 2016 - that’s the equivalent of a traffic jam from London to Newcastle.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day to all the little old ladies in Flaaawriduh.
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The idea that classrooms are chiefly spaces for product testing, and that it is irresponsible pedagogy not to enforce this, is both cynical and vile, and “fuck off” is a cogent response from any professional educator to any non-teaching salescreep or tech-but-not-subject-matter expert who voices it.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do they know that Harvard has a business school?
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Patrick Iber @patrickiber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think the thing we should take away from this story is that these Silicon Valley types might find a way to being interested in philanthropy if they had New Deal tax rates to deal with
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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
Map showing Lower Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Think I give a damn about what this Piker guy is saying when the richest Nazi the world has ever seen is bankrolling the destruction of America via the Republican Party?” — how every Dem should answer questions about Hasan Piker
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Steers That Look Like Pete Hegseth
Pic of a Hereford steer facing directly into the cameraPic of Pete Hegseth looking head-on into camera
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Currently, every potential Dolly Parton and Tim Curry is being told that they should go to trade school, or only focus on STEM because otherwise they’ll have no job and die poor. They’re seeing their peers deal with long term unemployment and homelessness, while society screams that it’s their fault
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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We really need to invest in the next generation of camp
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Wannabe Apparatchik @apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the people writing about Kirk’s death thought they were writing about, like, the RFK assassination, and they were actually writing about Harambe
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Christopher Golden @cgolden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trans kids and trans adults have committed no crime. They're literally just people, living their lives, being who they are. Tormenting, harassing, oppressing, punishing trans people for their identity is the work of fascists. Othering any group to create a cultural enemy is Fascism 101.
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Benjamin Freed @brfreed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie the Trade Compact
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Éclipse totale du chat.
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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One-man Boat Parade @one-manboatparade.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Im having another 'Sparks' moment: I've very belatedly discovered Pere Ubu, and it's scrambled what I thought I knew about American music. The Cleveland Band was clearly a huge influence on the Pixies and REM, to name a few. youtu.be/-NN9VjGMlME?...
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Pere Ubu - Breathe & Waiting for Mary [live UK]
YouTube video by What's for afters?
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.”
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 18/07/2026
Meme, showing two panels with two persons driving in cars.

Panel / person 1: "People in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality."

Panel / person 2: "People in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/07/2026
in a lot of ways the current republican government is just the worst, extractive red state governance taken national. total hostility to public goods, total indifference to long-term investment, and a monomaniacal interest in using the state to enrich private benefactors
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Something akin to the Nuremberg trials is basically the starting point to court my vote from here.
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries.
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Sarah @thebasementtan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If I were a racecar driver (there's still time), I'd wanna be sponsored by some kind of caramel nut cluster.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
There will never be another pro-birthright citizenship judge appointed by a Republican president, just so you're aware. The clock is ticking.
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One-man Boat Parade @one-manboatparade.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.
Blue Tesla with a smashed front end next to a Baltimore City light rail car painted with the pride flag.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 26/06/2026
This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 25/06/2026
It is very revealing how quickly the press turns to red-baiting when it spent the last 10 years refusing to properly identify Trump and his political movement as fascist and explicitly racist.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"The pedestrian/cyclist just came out of nowhere!" Babe, if you were doing 30mph, 30 seconds ago you were a quarter of a mile away - if anyone came out of nowhere, it's you.
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One-man Boat Parade @one-manboatparade.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ok, it's not a bubble-roofed Campagnolo support van, but how cool is this? barnfinds.com/mongoose-bmx...
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Mongoose BMX Van: 1991 Chevrolet G20
Over the years, some seriously cool vans have come out of the woodwork that were once used for promotional purposes. Denim manufacturers, beverage companies, and adventure products all used the slab s...
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 12/06/2026
Can’t believe you only have to kill 700,000 Africans to make a trillion dollars
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time
"Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses." One star out of five.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
joining a work call at home
Columbo holding up the basset hound talking to two guys operating a trash compactor
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Alix Dunn @alixdunn.com · 31/05/2026
Oh hell yeah @amnesty.org comes out swinging: "Amnesty International finds that standalone generative AI systems... are fundamentally incompatible with IHRL. As such, Amnesty International is calling for a prohibition of such systems." www.amnesty.org/en/documents...
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Unlawful by design: Exposing the human rights costs of generative AI - Amnesty International
This briefing examines how standalone generative AI systems, based on unlawful web scraping, are in conflict with international human rights law (IHRL) and standards through their design, development ...
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