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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's funny how when I was a young dipshit I didn't really understand the love songs and as a result hated them. Now I'm no longer young, but I get the love songs. Like them too
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Data and evidence driven bits.
Tomi Lahren saying, "let's just all collectively root against the dodgers."
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gambling on the phone: Dishonest, an affront to God, can't escape their ads Gambling in the casino: Sexy, cool, you can drink and smoke there and everyone calls me boss. Can leave anytime
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A picture of the landscape in Boston from a rooftop
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham... Vaxxed?
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🙆‍♀️ DRU 🙅‍♀️ @dreworfalse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Happy Catching A Bullet In The Same Barrel It Was Shot From Day to those who celebrate @bransonreese.bsky.social
Swan Boy reflects on the coolest thing he's ever seen. A man shooting a gun into the air and then catching the bullet in his gun barrel and it comes back down. The date is June 12, 2002.
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's really a beam struggle of vibes in the garden. Can America's Mayor defeat The Corpse President psychic influence? Only Ball can answer this question
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You think something funny will happen if the Knicks lose?
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Incredibly problematic for a fully corporeal person to describe an extra planer entity as Rancorous but users of this site aren't ready for that conversation...
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You have to post to get posters madness so I'm going to be okay
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Language is use and if anyone disagrees tepify they ass
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This is probably Toronto's second greatest crime against California after of course unleashing drake upon our suburban white children
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If you meet God on the road, suck him off
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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 06/04/2026
fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Fellas, is it woke adjacent to bonesmash with your bros?
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
hmm
The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 31/03/2026
have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Today marks The International Trans Day of Visibility. I love my friends but can not afford to give you all money. I have made this instead
An edited picture from the roadside overlooking mountains and a lake full of stars. The image has had its colors altered to contain those of the trans pride flag, and, is heavily dithered to stylize it.
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
There are two different places you can live in America, one is a place where lemons cost a little more than you think they should, and the other is a place where people are handing you lemons trying to get rid of the giant pile of lemons
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
this is sick. it's the kind of thing i would have loved to try to do at some point if i had any idea how. great work @adumb.codes www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtJx...
youtube.com
I Made a Network of Every Home Run in MLB History
YouTube video by adumb
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martyfive @martyfive.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
family is… us and all the blonde girls we saved along the way
digital drawing of SEVEN characters from resident evil franchise framed as a photograph, with the addition of a sticker note on it. 

the composition might be simply described as leon s kennedy and chris redfield surrounded by five blonde girls they saved throughout the franchise. there’s grace ashcroft and emily (who leon is holding in his right arm), and they’re looking at each other happily. emily is wearing yellow overalls with stars because she’s a little star of hope. there’s sherry birkin with her head on leon’s left shoulder, eyes closed. her left hand with visible scars from the virus is on grace’s shoulder, which carries its own scar from the bite. chris is holding rosemary winters in his left arm, and she’s the only one looking at the camera (main character energy). she’s dressed in a jacket that is vaguely reminiscent of ethan’s, but this one has chris’ team logo on the back. then there’s ashley graham on the right of leon, giving him bunny ears.

the sticky note says “you can’t save anyone”, but “t” in can’t is scratched out and “any” in anyone is fixed with “every”. it also says “or at least try your best!!”. all fixes are made with pink pen that ashley is carrying in the front pocket of her jacket. 

little less to say about chris and leon except for the fact that they look happy and content and old. old men yaoi and found family trope at its best.

how obvious is that i don’t have a father? be honest
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Alex Ries @alexries.com · 25/03/2026
Never been more excited to not pay for Harry Potter anything.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
yeah but he's got two dicks so it'd be hard
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Next week there will be another existential boogeyman designed to discourage you from pursuing art. There will always be a mosquito in your ear trying to convince you your creativity has no value. Let this Sora situation be a lesson. Stop getting pushed around by scammers. Make art
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/03/2026
Source tells me sora is stable. Please god
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETTIN AT NIGHT "I WILL NEVER ASK A COMPUTER ANYTHING, A CARPENTER DOESNT ASK THEIR HAMMER, AND IF THE DAMB THING STARTED COMPLIMENTING THEM, THEY WOULDENT ASSUME IT KNEW WHAT IT WAS TALKING ABOUT " - NOTICE THAT THE RULING CLASS TREATS WORKERS AS IF THERE ROBOTS OR DRONES TO BE OPTIMMIZED, AND THEY TREAT ROBOTS AND APPS AS IF THERE PEOPLE, THEY PUT EYES ON THE DELIVERY ROBOTS, THEY MAKE THE CHAT BOTS TELL US WERE SMART AND COOL,,, BUT THEY TELL US TO "STOP DRINKING LATTE'S" AND SKIP MEAL'S WHEN WE CANT SAVE UP ANY FUCKEN MONEY!!! THEY TELL US WERE RUINING THE ECONOMY BY NOT HAVEN ENOUGH KID'S, THEY SAY WE FUCKED EVERYTHING UP BY NOT BUYING HOUSE'S, OR NOT BUYING DIAMOND'S, BUT THEY REPLACE US WITH GROCERY STORE ROBOT'S AND A SCRIPT THAT GUESSES WHAT TO SAY BASED ON READING EVERY REDDIT POST, AND THEY WANT US TO TREAT THOSE LIKE THERE PEOPLE,,, TO THE RICH, HUMANS ARE DISPOSABLE, GREEDY, HUNGRY AND THE TECHNOLOGY THEY OWN IS IMPORTANT, HUMBLE, AND WORTHWHILE - THEY CALL EACH OTHER "SELF MADE MILLIONAIRE" AND "SELF MADE BILLIIONAIRE" AND FORGOT THAT THE MONEY COMES FROM US, A CHAT BOT WILL NEVER PAY A SUSCRIPTION FEE, A DELIVERY ROBOT OR SELF DRIVING CAR WILL NEVER COME BACK FOR MORE GROCERYS,,, ONE DAY A REAL RAIN WILL COME AND WASH THESE PARASITES OFF THERE YACHTS INTO THE OCEAN AND UNTIL THEN WE MUST DENY THEM OUR MONEY, ATTENTION AND PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Watching this closely. Intrigued by the presented atmosphere, delighted by the animation and environments. Sold the moment I saw a big aquatic critter.
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starknight99.bsky.social @starknight99.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Low tier god, his eyes white with lightning!"
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Dune time among us again.
Dune yo mom, and yo dad.
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Denver is too damn high 🚲 @yodelinghippie.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.
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Boston Fleet @bostonfleet.com · 21/03/2026
SATURDAY NIGHT SWEEP 🧹
Boston Fleet defeat the Seattle Torrent 3-0.
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Found a pair of ne'er-do-wells
Two rabbits.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:
wired.com
FBI Teaches Agents: 'Mainstream' Muslims Are 'Violent, Radical'
The FBI is teaching its agents that ordinary American Muslims are likely to be terrorist sympathizers; that the Prophet Mohammed was a “cult leader”; and that Islamic charity is no more than a “fundin...
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Time to drag this bad boy out of the archives. What are we feeling for after the collapse?
A frankly esoteric and borderline incompressible political compass. The 4 borders of which read (From the top moving clockwise): Medieval, War-torn, Primordial, Utopian.

Within the field there are 16 cells which for the purposes of this descriptive alt text I will list in order starting from top left (-2, 2, very medieval, very Utopian) and moving right until I reach the bottom (2, -2, very Primordial, very War-torn).

(-2, 2) "Techno-Cathar Edenic Communalism"
(-1, 2) "Franco-Arabic Alawife Patchwork" .
(1, 2) "Telluocratic martian nomad khaganate" 
(2, 2) "Aztlani Flower Warlord cliques" 
(-2, 1) "Archeological Garden City State League" 
(-1, 1) "Nuclear powered Platonic Republic"  
(1, 1) "Subterranean Basketball meritocracy"
(2, 1) "Marxist Ceaserist Proletarian Imperium"
(-2, -1) "Inhumanist Shamanic Xenofeminism"
(-1, -1) "Pharaonic Batailliean Neoabsolutism"
(1, -1)  "Annunaki Astroid Mining Monopoly"
(2, -1) "Star People's Interplanetary Piracy"
(-2, -2) "Idyllic Doggerland Pygmy Villages"
(-1, -2) "Post Scarcity Ape Devolution"
(1, -2) "Privatized Mammoth Herd Rancher Wars"
(2, -2) "Neo-Hyborian Anarcho-Barbarism"
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
the thing i keep coming back to whenever “bluesky isnt quite there yet” discourse hits the timeline is at least on here my viral posts arent generating revenue for an artisanal and on-demand child sexual assault image generator
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i have an AI idea for investors. i want to buy a house and ay I need you to pay for it.
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Fooling around
An edited picture of the moon
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."
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🦎💖 Tesh 🌈✨ @plurgrave.com · 14/03/2026
VYPER'S NICE. WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF HER #deadlock #vyper
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/03/2026
friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?
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Omnivac @omnivac.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If you meet Hank Hill on the road, kill him
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