G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fell asleep watching Michael Rapapport getting hit with a snowball again. 000
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Welcome to your early 40s. That rash literally might never go away. 074
Reposted by G BirdViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“God has a plan for you” No, thanks. I’m familiar with his work 201637399
Reposted by G BirdA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’ve been at work for the last half hour but I can’t bring myself to get out of my car. 0217
Reposted by G BirdDollop of 'Ween 🫠 @dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm like the Michael Jordan (playing baseball) of shitposting 142
Reposted by G BirdBang Bang (artist formerly known as VicViolence) @vicviolence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Watch till the end #pizzarat 132
Reposted by G BirdSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 26/07/2026At this point it’s safe to say God is a phenomenal creative talent but a terrible fucking strategist. 26831
Reposted by G Bird𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/05/2023🎵Despite all my rage I’ve just reached retirement age🎵 Hi, Billy Corgan here to tell you about the many benefits of AARP. 5348119
Reposted by G BirdFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 23/07/2026JAMES HETFIELD: Sleep with one eye open CYCLOPS: Oh FFS! 415048
Reposted by G BirdDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I worry about couples who wear matching shirts, like blink twice if you need help 2223282
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Rock of Love. But with puppets. Get ready for Sock of Love! 021
Reposted by G BirdSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 11/07/2026HUMANS: We’re so social! lol ALSO HUMANS: My happy place is somewhere no other humans exist 211038
Reposted by G BirdThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 412459
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026My great conundrum: Lose weight or buy bigger underwear. 042
Reposted by G BirdSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 05/07/2026A sneeze is the body’s way of saying, “We’ve been out of the spotlight long enough.” 09945
Reposted by G BirdWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Should I have one more drink? Does a Pope shit in the woods? Wait… 083
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Fourth of July 2004: “Celebrate the birth of your country by blowing up a small part of it.” 2026: “ Ugh.” 030
Reposted by G BirdJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My next geological find will be named boxmunchite. 58525
Reposted by G Birdgooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 28/06/2026if you fuck up a meal just call it Ohio style and serve it anyway 3821137
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 26/06/2026So, a disco group sings about a children’s non profit, and a baseball team plays it during the 7th inning. Make it make sense. 020
Reposted by G BirdTeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Nigeria and Iceland should merge. We need a Niceland. 54815
Reposted by G BirdNorm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 22/06/2026ya know if popeye ate an edible instead of eating spinach he be a lot less aggressive 09230
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The Four Seasons NJ Edition: -waiting in bridge traffic -waiting in shore traffic -waiting in mall traffic -waiting for my anchor refund 010
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Time to get drunk, watch hoarders and throw some shit away 072
Reposted by G BirdThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Billy Joel: 🎶We didn’t start the fire🎶 Pyromaniac: Sir, I’m afraid you’ve lost me. 0102
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 30/05/2026BREAKING: Loded Diper has declined an invitation to perform at Freedom 250. 0112
Reposted by G BirdFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026“Arctic” from ancient Greek “ἄρκος” (árkos) means “bear”. “Antarctic” literally means “opposite of bear”. I think I may be the only person in the world who didn’t already know this. 382
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 13/05/2026“Heyyyyy, everyone rock me.” Your mom’s rendition of ‘Wagon Wheel’ 010
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Getting old is tough. I’m used to white knuckling it. Now I have white knuckle hair. 010
