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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 5h

Deeply American sentence (from Davy Crockett’s wikipedia page)

Despite Crockett’s opposition to the institution of slavery in the United States, he did enslave people.

Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 35m

but i'm in a couple singles groups and the "guy who always takes pictures that looks like the murderer giving a kubrick stare / girl who never manages to take a picture with her entire face in the shot somehow" is a very real phenomenon

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 37m

personally i think my fish pic is great.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19h

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 55m

"fine but i'm gonna wear my slutty little shorts"

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1h

That kicker is wearing bike shorts

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 1h

just for that i am posting even more pictures of myself holding a fish

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1h

Me: Hello SharePoint. I would like to upload a series of videos and I would like to display them in a specific order SharePoint: Suck My Dick. Fuck You. Go To Hell

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 2h

I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 1h

picking up some Medicare and a couple of aircraft carriers, a B-2 Spirit, and a chicken bake.

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 1h

sometimes the pharmacy calls me for one of mine and i have a wry chuckle like "oh so they don't answer for you guys either?"

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 1h

The White Sox are playing in a do or die game tomorrow, the day after Mike Ditka dies, and also have Da Pope on their side. Unstoppable?

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 2h

Someone whose weird dog was off leash and bothering mine in the park told me to relax because “Gordon (somehow a dogs name) feeds off anger” and sorry but was your dog granted to you in a wish/curse scenario?

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 3h

Productivity as an adult is just an endless process of applying new psychological tricks and operant conditioning to yourself until an acceptable number of tasks are completed.

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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 6h

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Tasting History with Max Miller @tastinghistory.bsky.social · 3h

Making the Original Apple Pie of Medieval England

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Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 13h

Denying Catholic priests the ability to administer sacraments to Catholic prisoners is objectively insanely offensive to Catholicism in a way that almost nothing else could be

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Rowan Rook and Decard @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social · 3h

It's FREE👏SHIT👏FRIDAY👏 This spooky season it's 📺Dead Channel📺 Late night channel surfing brings you to the Next Big Horror Movie, the only question is will you make it to the credits? Get it here: buff.ly/sd7r25Y

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DEAD CHANNEL - Rowan, Rook and Decard

Shlock horror abounds in this game of bad scary movies.

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 3h

bro you work with a hologram and a glitched hologram :(

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Troy Goodfellow @troyg.bsky.social · 5h

Dear developers, I am not joining your Discord to read full patch notes.

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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Is Covid Why Everyone Is Sick With Covid Right Now?

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 6h

Okay but "the prim and proper elf empress figuring out through process of elimination (they're all dead) the only person she can possibly marry is the train wreck goblin from the sticks" is a banger of an idea. Unless we invert the tropes of course and the prim goblin has to deal with the hick elf.

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Simon Knott @simonknott.bsky.social · 8h

The John Rylands Library in the rain looks even more like something out of a gothic horror film. Release the bats!

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 6h

big tech be like "soon the tech will charge you money and also not do anything" but also somehow all the good software is free

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 6h

@babadooknukem.bsky.social since you're a fellow gulf coast vet you can appreciate how my eyebrows raised when i opened my weather app and saw da hurriken is a "could be a strong cat 2 at landfall".

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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 22h

Democrats will never learn.

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 16h

this is like when an indie TTRPG starts with a whole section on what a roleplaying game is. bsky.app/profile/jeff...

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 16h

*mildly* maybe you should become really hot and femme to show all of us who bullied you about it and teach us a valuable lesson

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 18h

to be fair he did destroy their entire armada that once

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19h

Statue of Neptune, Spain

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JOUST WILLIAMS @djdrchef.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

therapist: Elven Willow Nightingale isn’t real, you can’t fall in love with her Elven Willow Nightingale:

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 20h

I am an old SA goon and this is like a classic "oh god, I started doing home improvement and discovered terrible things" thread, my condolences

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 20h

Yeah we'd planned to leave the next day but wound up having to l4ave in the middle of the night brcause it was picking up speed so fast and i'd been in evacuation traffic before

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 20h

Part of the reason I gave up and stayed inland after Ida was Ida broke a bunch of the rules I knew for hurricanes like Ida got stronger overnight and I was like "oh no the game has changed and i don't know what it is now"

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21h

i’m an independent voter who thinks democrats have gone too far with pronouns and DEI. but the way they retreat from defending themselves when the president calls them slurs…I can’t help liking both of them. hell where do I donate. links for the chickenshit candidate and the president please

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 20h

*Joe Bidenly* Listen here, Jack. Where i'm from, we smoke pure brick and play disc golf and listen to EDM mixes of Free Bird.

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is just adding to my pile of "i gotta get down to baltimore"

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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*Warren Zevon voice*

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