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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 5h

increasingly underfunded, unsafe, and unreliable system that limits their mobility both physically and economically. it is not radical or progressive to say this is a good thing

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 5h

it drives me crazy how every so often someone sparks discourse about whether its cop behavior to say people shouldn't smoke on the train (or whatever other bullshit). like if you make taking public transit unbearable, the people who can opt out will, and the people who can't will be stuck in an

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 5h

as a public transit diehard, out of both principle and necessity (i dont drive), it would be nice if septa worked and wasn't a cesspit

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 5h

oh trust me, i know. they dont go far enough. we need kyle physically on the trains, full uniform, bat in hand, making eye contact and shaking his head in disgust at various antisocial behaviors

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 6h

the schwarber psas on septa are sending meeee. thank you kyle for reminding me that trash goes in trash cans

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 7h

the inquirer fan vote being 57% in favor of keeping bohm is lowkey insane to see after everything. a guy goes oppo in the postseason once and it erases all manner of sins

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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 08/10/2026

If Yankees lose then every fan should be banned from calling into WFAN and only Anthony Volpe should be allowed to call into and complain about the fans all off season.

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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Braves and Yankees both out?

700 Club meme but the caption beneath the praying guy says “Jesus, I see what you’ve done to me, and I thank you for doing it to others”

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026

waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt

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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The evil has been defeated by a different evil

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think if you try to flirt with a woman while she's working out you should be arrested. In fact, let's extend this offense to 15 minutes before and after her workout too.

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

every day i wake up and go "and another thing about alec bohm!" and text a new stathead link to somebody who Does Not Care. what are you guys up to? the division series? cool.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

all else aside its so funny to claim to have died and gone to heaven and then be like "oh man jesus was so insanely ripped and handsome and...well....actually I'm a little bit taller than he was"

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i'm in a really bad place* right now please keep me in your thoughts *back at work

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"outstanding defense from two strong defensive teams. the brewers have committed three errors" lol

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

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John Stolnis @johnstolnis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Phillies were inside the Braves' heads so badly that they burned Sale in a game they led comfortably just to own the Phillies and now are wondering whether they should start him on short rest or risk being down 0-2. You got us! Hope it was worth it!

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VGJunk @vgjunk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Probably a sign I need more sleep that I keep laughing at this Lego manual page. Instruction: Block. You need: Block. Step 1: Have Block.

A Lego instruction manual page. A single flat 4x2 piece alone in a grey void, somehow perfectly encapsulating the feeling of a Sunday afternoon when you've got work in the morning.

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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We don’t talk enough about the fact there are two Contrerases

Two fuzzy gray kittens. Text says “two of them”

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

well we didn't think he was smart 🤦🏿‍♀️

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

always nice when the brewers suffer

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

oh wow you're a tiny small market team and you play a different brand of baseball and you have good vibes. should we have a party? should we call the Milwaukee Brewers?

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

and someone does need to tell him tbh but its not my place so better to keep my distance

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

and it would probably not even be top 50 mean/weird things fans have said to him honestly

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

and thats so real! i do think i would be mean if i met bohm but it would be a panic response. i would see him and remember all the weird shit ive said about him and blurt out "your beard looks like your face is molting!" and run away

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ill never understand it. honestly i wouldnt even want to meet my guy

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026

now that’s what I call an abomination

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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s cool how normal everyone is.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this

My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.

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maggie @ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ppl thought bohm wasnt going to make it to may on the team and he had the last hit of the phils season. huge huge l for the haters

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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ummmm, sure

A traffic drum hanging out on the Broad Street Line

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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Phillies playing a do or die game at a moving start time with an undetermined group of pitchers is SO Phillies

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Rick Tocchet's Glasses @zutart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Could not agree with @kentremendous.bsky.social more, excellent list

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Tyler Maun @tylermaun.com · 30/09/2026

I caught his eye as he walked by me in the tunnel, he took his headphones off, gave me a super gracious and cool interview, could not have been friendlier, and that was that. I’ve cheered for him ever since. So good for him!

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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

THAT'S BIG TIME BOHMER

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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Andrew Painter had a 7.06 ERA on June 17. He gave up 7 runs in 2 2/3 innings at Lehigh Valley on July 10. He allowed 5 runs on 10 hits in 5 innings on September 8. Today, Painter throws three scoreless innings inthe 8th, 9th, and 10th innings in an elimination game on the road.

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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SCHWARBER. HARPER. BOHM. FRANZKE.

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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more Philadelphia Citizen alert

0.8 mi • S 9th St & Wharton St
People Throwing Sandwiches at Customers at Pat's King of Steaks
Reported 19m ago • 2.3K notifications • 266 views

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Len Damico @lendami.co · 04/08/2026

Rest of baseball should have killed this team when they had the chance

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What a tremendous thing for Painter, whose season started absolutely miserably. How great for him. I’m going to go take a tranquilizer dart to the butt.

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There is simply no more classic ending to a playoff baseball game than waiting for that sweet ABS walkoff

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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don’t care what Andrew Painter did the rest of this season. That kid just delivered one of the most impressive postseason pitching performances you’ll ever see

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