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The Volatile Mermaid

@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
222K followers 614 following 3.3K posts

Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman. I’m from N-E-W Jerz

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We have 2 adult black cats, a male and a female, and when we adopted our tuxedo baby recently, we thought the female cat might act maternal. Well, she wants nothing to do with the baby (girl, I understand) but our male cat has happily taken on the role of attentive father.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We also have a new fluffy baby who’s slightly less goth.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We keep it witchy af all year round here.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m too scared to post a lot of things. Usually pictures of my cats are safe. Good morning from 2/3 of them, by the way!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember when we all thought this 9/11 tweet was insane and evil but now it just seems pretty tame.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyway, here’s my kitten.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My real life daughter is asking you to get my internet dad’s new book. @harlancoben.bsky.social
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2004
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy Caturday from my pack. My baby daughter and her big brother are inseparable which is amazing. Big sister wants nothing to do with the baby girl and, as a child-free queen myself, I respect that too.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Some” lol
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is how you do it. This is how you talk to these fucking people.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We adopted a kitten but my large son has claimed her as his own.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
More like Randy…
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ve been out of town all weekend and not reading the news, but I have some news of my own. A new boy has joined the pack.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Almost.”
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If Obama replied to this post with the Mean Girls “Why are you so obsessed with me?” meme he should automatically become president again.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thank you! Thats my home office. I worked for almost 20 years in a tiny grey cubicle so when Covid happened and they sent us all home for good I was determined to make a home office that was very adorable.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Get in, loser. It’s Caturday.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Seriously though this poll makes no sense. 100% of MAGA voters would support a candidate accused of sexual assault. That’s literally the definition of a MAGA voter.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I made this handy chart for the people who keep blaming others for the current state of things.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Owner of this puppy who was just jumping on me and licking my hands and face: Sorry I’m trying to train her to not do that. Me: (puppy still licking my face) Why tho?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Happy Caturday from my son.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m sorry what
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh my god I want it. My first car was a 2000 Mustang (I got my license in 1999) and she was my baby. (Yes I was a spoiled little J.A.P. back then) Here she is. Stella Blue 2000-2007
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Meanwhile over on Threads
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wow.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Something like this. All we need are some zombie Gregor Cleganes to slowly finish the job.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fuck yeah! Now I want to see this movie even more.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
lol
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Their go-to excuse
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
To be fair, we don’t know if Trump is conscious either.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Caturday is for mewsic
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Great 4th of July memories
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Breaking: RFK Jr. encourages Americans to swim in the Hudson River.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This chyron sent me
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My real bank account has $50 million in it.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Every god damn day
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