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The Volatile Mermaid

@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman. I’m from N-E-W Jerz

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 1h
I’m really sorry about your pup. It’s a fucking crime that our babies don’t live as long as humans and proof that there is no god.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 1h
The plague is back, because somehow of course if is. bsky.app/profile/meid...
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2h
Remember, things can always get worse, and when you suggest otherwise, the universe takes that as a challenge.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 7h
Every time he says something completely insane or incoherent and the media basically ignores it, they look more and more disingenuous for acting like Biden was some doddering old fool and I am so fucking sick of it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/10/2026
New in PN: Diesel Don is tanking the GOP "Making matters even worse for Republicans, the bitter yet deserved irony is that key constituencies across Red America that elected Trump are particularly hard-hit: men, whites, farmers, rural citizens, and those from the South and West."
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Diesel Don is tanking the GOP
Record high prices are one of Trump’s defining political failures.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOUR country does it for me every time.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HIIIIII!!!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MAZEL TOV, KATIE!!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/10/2026
I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...
Me peering through a little magnifier at a tiny watch mechanism connected to some monitoring equipment, while making adjustments with a small screwdriver
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You still didn’t explain how voting against Trump got us Trump. Because it didn’t. That makes absolutely no sense. I didn’t ask how you felt about the Dems. I asked how voting against Trump got us Trump.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He loves her so much my heart is exploding
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I miss satire.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if a woman did this.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does he look like a racist marionette
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Missouri Republicans really want to run the midterms on a racist MAGA map. Last Monday, the 8th Circuit said yes. On Friday, SCOTUS was like 'wtf, man' and smacked down the 8th Circuit for ignoring TWO prior orders requiring use of the non-racist map. The ruling ended up helping Black voters. 👀
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a close race but this might be one of the dumbest things he’s ever done and that’s saying A LOT.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pete Hegseth was a DUI hire.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 29/09/2026
This Michael Tracey? bsky.app/profile/domi...
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I will take pleasure in publishing a rape victim’s name” tells you all you need to know about the person who says it.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine if It happens live on camera.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Phew! Glad he cleared that up!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They tell us a million bullshit things we can do to avoid being raped without telling predators to just not rape us.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe we should stop treating every announcement he makes like actual news.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coworker: I love this time of year. Me: Yeah I can’t wait to dress up like a witch and sit on my porch to frighten children. Coworker: Halloween is the best! Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some exciting personal news: All 3 books in my Sam the Spectator trilogy are now available as ebooks on my favorite online book joint, Bookshop dot org! YAY! bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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The Haunter: Sam the Spectator, #1
2018 B.R.A.G. Medallion Honoree2019 IAN Book of the Year FinalistA teen goth attempts to use her secret ghost-seeing powers to save her town from a restless spirit in the first book of the Sam the Spe...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026
absolutely demented. like a scene from a horror movie
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like to think Lenore feels the same way I do about babies. Great for others, but not for me.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You are my Queen Cat Lady
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We have 2 adult black cats, a male and a female, and when we adopted our tuxedo baby recently, we thought the female cat might act maternal. Well, she wants nothing to do with the baby (girl, I understand) but our male cat has happily taken on the role of attentive father.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Starting?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Speaking for all crazy cat ladies, we do not claim Nancy Mace.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DUI hire
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And that group is Pete Hegseth
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“The goal of this meeting is to have even more meetings” sounds like my fuckin office job.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
By “reading executive order” she means watching her husband write his name and “America” over countries and bodies of water on a map drawn in crayon.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In an Uber. Driver having loud phone conversation with someone in Spanish. A little annoying, but it happens. He hangs up. Says, “Mi hermano. La Migra.” And starts weeping.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe Trump thinks that if he puts his name on enough buildings people will forget how many times his name is in the Epstein files.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NOTHING BETTER THAN TO SEE A CHILD REUNITE WITH PARENTS
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know asking for things to stop getting worse is a crazy request but could things at least stop getting dumber?
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
these people are either the dumbest people on the planet or they’re pretending to be and are *still* too dumb to even be embarrassed by it
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fat Bear Week arriving while beef prices are insanely high does make one ponder their succulence: "I absolutely reject the idea of making Fat Bear Week more of a national dining experience, but I accept the fact that someone has to ask the tough questions." www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Am I proposing we eat the Fat Bear Week bears? Not exactly. | Opinion
Fat Bear Week 2026 is here, and we shouldn't let high beef prices make us think about how delicious bear burgers would be.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meowzel tov!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bitch, if anyone wants to get rid of Thanksgiving it’s the people responsible for making it impossible to afford food.
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