dog @officialmother.bsky.social · 10hwhen something is bad i say "white people" because no-one likes those 000
Reposted by dogsverige tiff :) 🇸🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 11hnot feeling confident ? imagine yourself in a bespoke suit. now you're gay 0212
Reposted by dogsverige tiff :) 🇸🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ever since 30 seconds ago when i spilled peanuts all over my car then kept eating them off the floor i learned a key life lesson: never stop going. dm "HORSE" for my course on how you can never stop going, too. it is free i enjoy making powerpoints 082
Reposted by dogTimnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026Everyone needs to read this. Reality is, in fact, stranger than fiction. Reality is worse than anything we can say about these people in a few words, media appearances, op-eds, or other conversations. Read the whole thing. ams3.digitaloceanspaces.com/urbits3/sitf... 301038349
Reposted by dogAlex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I feel like more people should be talking about this part 3850052092
Reposted by dogKoidial @koidial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026bappy saturday !!!!!!!! (cw: drinking/ alcohol) 122248473
Reposted by dogPatricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the saying goes that women fear being raped & not being believed while men fear being falsely accused, unfortunately if you're transfem you get both 640459
Reposted by dogsverige tiff :) 🇸🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026witness me. everyone on this freeway witness me 091
Reposted by dogb @mrrp.place · 03/10/2026every so often i think about VPRI and the STEPS project and what a horrible tragedy it is that the computing systems we use today are so absurdly complex. it does not need to be this way!! we can do so much better!! we _have_ done so much better!!!!! 121
Reposted by dogalex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 04/10/2026i would like to pay four dollars and receive a sandwich or something. but this is impossible now unfortunately 072
Reposted by dogUSSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At a picnic. Marshal Khorloogiin Choibalsan and Ivanov Ivan Alekseevich, who served as Soviet ambassador to Mongolia from September 19, 1939 to October 9, 1947. Mongolian People's Republic, 1941 0373
Reposted by dogdiane >:3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 03/10/2026jerking off thinking about the male loneliness epidemic 4588
Reposted by dogphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 385630670
Reposted by dogRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else 558397844
Reposted by dogSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it. 363206363
Reposted by dogRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 464142722849
Reposted by dogJuni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 02/10/2026old shawarma guy gave me a free falafel "as a treat" when i tell u that people love to see bitches with ears and a tail, i mean THEY LOVE US!!! Whimsy and Joy is in short supply, and when good folks see you being whimsical and full of joy, they want to support it. whether with a smile or a falafel 1252654
Reposted by dogJulia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I'm supposed to be a tough guy," Curtis confided. "I can hold your hand," the mayor offered "What happens if I faint?" Sliwa asked. "I've got you," Mamdani assured him, grabbing his hand as Sliwa received his flu shot. abc7ny.com/post/nyc-may...abc7ny.comMayor Mamdani holds hands with one-time rival Curtis Sliwa to get flu shotAn apparent bromance has continued to blossom for the one-time political rivals. 122626357
Reposted by dogsverige tiff :) 🇸🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you guys do not support women in stem 071
Reposted by dogUSSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Matchbox "The First Cosmonaut - Major Yuri Gagarin", 1961 05011
Reposted by dogJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal. 5556651624
Reposted by dogheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/09/2026rotating an idea that halo is the defining media franchise of the 21st century. i look at how its been mismanaged for 20 years, no one working on it has a job, its games don't even sell anymore but. they cant let it die. the IP must continue. everything becomes halo on a long enough timeline 151287262
Reposted by dogInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the dream our forefathers fought for. 6564211302
Reposted by dogsor--tie.bsky.social @sor--tie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i had to vpn to the united states to make this account cause im not legally allowed to where im from just to tell you that i have wicca hoes binding your soul eternally to a glass bead that i will smash if the whim takes me. my posts are not meant to get notes. the liberals on tumblr are bad enough 3372
Reposted by dogBoo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh to be a Leafeon napping in a bin of bell peppers 🥺 1216
Reposted by dogJeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 28/09/2026This kind of dense, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities 0536
Reposted by dogsverige tiff :) 🇸🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"thank you for your service" should be reserved for sanitation workers healthcare workers teachers & librarians 1171
Reposted by dogthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161901292
Reposted by dog🔞 @trfflefcker.bsky.social · 07/05/2026when the robot puh look like this & the creampie start doin bitwise calculations 439570
Reposted by dogChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026i wish the astronomy community would go back to using "machine learning" to talk about machine learning instead of saying "AI" all the time to try and suck up to the feds 924529
Reposted by dogLittle Red Book bot @littleredbook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every comrade must be helped to understand that as long as we rely on the people, believe firmly in the inexhaustible creative power of the masses and hence trust and identify ourselves with them, we can surmount any difficulty, and no enemy can crush us while we can crush any enemy. 2135
Reposted by dogderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors. 1417724624
Reposted by dogvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know “haha funny furries” but that’s a sitting US Senator standing next to a podium labeled “Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease” so I’m not really sure all these cis people should be crackin’ up here 7841361052
dog @officialmother.bsky.social · 22/09/2026as a child i craved immortality. as an adult i understand the pleasure of immortality is the pleasure of suicide brought to tantric extension. 000
Reposted by dogUSSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Soviet advertising poster: "Comrades, don't argue! Soviet citizens will become stronger through sports. What is strength? This cocoa," 1925 26517
Reposted by dogNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do 270232873308
Reposted by dogDahlia @robotranny.soy · 21/09/2026we need to force cs majors to take actual philosophy education when they do their bachelors. if you want to say fake nonsense about consciousness or whatever you have that right but you should be forced to say it via analytic philosophy so nobody cares what you have to say 56811
Reposted by dogstack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My job is to sit down and enter "Now?" into a computer terminal, which randomly responds "No" or "Yes". I repeat this task for nine hours a day, and twice a month they pay me for the number of Yeses I got. I am quite skilled at this and often speak at professional seminars. Lately I've been very sad 236045
Reposted by dogorcus @goblin.news · 21/09/2026IF I say everyone should die and each be replaced by three birds it’s NOT a threat because I am NOT A WIZARD who can sacrifice humans to create birds!!!! 1477
Reposted by doggeoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hey dude just want to let you know your kindness, self-confidence, and refusal to give up is making us all hate you. might wanna blend in a bit 0185
