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Mr. Too Damn Computer

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it's my birthday tomorrow

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"8 paragraph AI explanation under every meme on instagram" is going to make me redacted redacted redacted turn into redacted redacted redacted and redacted redacted redacted
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
highland_12-82 : 9s
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Ollie @olliemnjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Virus
Digital painting of a dimly lit computer lab. All monitors are switched off except for one at the centre showing a small, blank window
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 26/09/2026
Her <3
The number 7 Porsche 963 in its apple computer livery from earlier this year. It is retro apple rainbow stripes on a white race car
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026
saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)
THE REPUBLICANS WANT IS DEAD
THE DEMOCRATS DONT CARE
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my "every single light is the moon" mentality has produced mixed results for me as a moth
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
emerges awesomely and cutely
a pixel art battle sprite of a black cat emerging from the liquidy screen of a CRT monitor
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(stepping in front of my garage freezer) Yeah, no. No, of course not.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Congratulations mama
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tim Finkas #1983 h1.nu/1yCBr
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 21/09/2026
thank you youtube thats exactly what i was looking for
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Gaddis’s Ghost Coat @gaddisghost.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Rare photograph of J.G. Ballard at his writing desk.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
having a PC that's worth more now than when i got it + buying a steam frame using CSGO skins i bought over 10 years ago is probably the closest i will ever get to knowing what it feels like to own a house
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
teenage mutant ninja turtles: fall of the foot clan, manual, excerpt, game boy (1990) archive.org/details/Nint...
text:
pizza that will deliver you from evil

(image of pizza box)
the first ever edible pizza box
value 10 points

(image of a slice of pizza)
slice of the pie
value 50 points

(image of a full pizza)
the extra large "za"
with double cheese
value 100 points
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Breaking: Tilly Norwood has been deleted from the server to make room for best_football_crotchshots.wmv
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Joe Petagno
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the voices told me to make this
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This does not sound like an administration that has a credible plan to steal or overturn the midterms
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Let me guess... the body's gonna keep the score?" "Oh yeah." "And the resulting trauma will take years of physical and behavioral therapy to fully unpack." "Most likely." "Bring. It. On."
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
british babes interactive, print ad, excerpt (1996) archive.org/details/cdro...
text up top:
interactive 3d world of sexual fetishes (small arrow pointing down on either side of the text)
below, a 3d room/study/office with a rectangular wooden desk. the desk has a lamp, a magazine and a computer on it. behind the desk is a red chair and a window. the wall is blue-ish.
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pack watch
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Ursos Fritando Bear Dance Party
ALT: Ursos Fritando Bear Dance Party
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
snatcher, screenshot, sega cd (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/7524/sn...
green caps text on a black background:
this story is dedicated
to all those cyberpunks
who fight against injustice
and corruption every day
of their lives.
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/09/2026
nahhhhh bro acab has got to include police officers at this point 😭😭
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Seth Nova @sethnova.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rainy forest 🍂🌧️
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シャポコ🌵 @shapoco.net · 14/09/2026
ShapoGFX のデモ用ゲーム、ある程度できてきたので公開してみた。倒した敵の残骸を取り込んで一番デカくなるのを目指すシューティング。 #shapolab shapoco.github.io/devour-spher...
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Various TV Newscast Opens, Promos, and Station IDs, Part 89 : 1002s
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
million dollar penis
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/09/2026
the whole world now holds our breath to see how steven universe responds
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy Bingus day
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SOVKA ✶ @monstersovka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🍂 the autumn awakening 🍂
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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At word 3 you're bored at word 6 your ears perk up at word 11 your mind is blown

@ABC7NY
Target joins Costco in dropping coconut milk brand over forced monkey labor allegations
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ignore maha at your own peril. every single one of you should always be giving your full attention to every single group of people all of the time
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Emillia @somegal021.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Train Hopping
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/09/2026
Ray from Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A digitally drawn montage of scene's from Hayao Miyazaki's animated movie Porco Rosso. In the foreground wwe see Porco flying his Savoia S.21 seaplane. It's a bright red monoplane with a fuselage shaped like a porpoise and the wing mounted above and in front of the cockpit, and the single large, bulbous, shiny red prop engine mounted on top of that. Outrigger floats hang down from the underside of each wing and the vertical stabilizer is painted in the colors of the Italian flag.  Porco is looking down toward the Adriatic sea below. From a string of clouds behind the plane rises a closeup portrait of Porco in the plane's cockpit. He's a human with a cartoon pig's head, he's got a little black curled mustache, and he's wearing round sunglasses, leather headgear with goggles pushed up on top of his head, a white silk scarf and a tan jumpsuit. He is smiling past the one side of his mustache and giving a thumbs up to the viewer. Under the plane in the bottom right of the rough-edged frame in yellow handwriting is written 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Sadie (comms open) @zulc22.site · 29/08/2026
been putting off posting this cause i dont have good audio for it
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