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Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament @cnduk.bsky.social · 8h
It's time to end the uncontrolled and unaccountable US military presence in Britain.
Graphic with CND logo and image of B-1 bomber. Text reads: Statement on removal of bombers from RAF Fairford. CND welcomes the removal of US long-range bombers from Britain - this is something we have long campaigned for. This also extends to the removal of US nuclear weapons - now stationed at RAF Lakenheath - US fighter jets, personnel and US military control of RAF bases. It's time to end the uncontrolled and unaccountable foreign military presence in this country.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My friends are adamantly sort-of recommending Digger
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you've got to be kidding me
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wouldn't go as far to say it's _good_ per se but it was a) curious b) entertaining c) bold d) the kind of film I'll be thinking about for a while.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think this is the first recommendation I've seen so far? I saw it last night and I'm glad I did!
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Digger… good movie, worth seeing.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I paid 14£ to see it and was it worth it? To me? Yeah, because I'm going to be thinking about it for YEARS.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I... Liked it? I want certain people in my life to watch it so I can talk to them about it. I absolutely cannot recommend it as 'totally good'.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So. Digger. The movie film. Went to see it.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Number Two Mile High Club.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let's paint some cathedral ceilings with Overwatch hentai!
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 02/10/2026
The week in wildlife: a rescued orangutan, the chonkiest bear and a barn owl’s triumph
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The week in wildlife: a rescued orangutan, the chonkiest bear and a barn owl’s triumph
This week’s best wildlife photographs from around the world
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Matt Bishop 🏳️‍🌈 🏁 @thebishf1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In 2022, when Seb Vettel was racing for Aston Martin’s #F1 team & I was its PR chief, I arranged for him to appear on the BBC’s #QuestionTime (pic). Suella Braverman was a fellow panellist. I spoke to her then & I thought her remarkably stupid. On last night’s show I thought her appallingly racist.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any excuse to post a lobster-claw Brabham is a good one.
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Esoteric Ebb @esotericebb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Olzis snail is RAD thank you to thorn in our community server!
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Anand Menon @anandmenon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Th 'join' numbers are soft. They will change. The tradeoffs are quite stark and the accession process will be really tough. None of which is to say it's not something we should do. But we really shouldn't underestimate how hard it will be to do, and how much public opinion might shift.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m on the newest episode of The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman and Catherine Bohart! It was a lot of fun!!
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World Leaders Forced to meet Trump
YouTube video by The Bugle
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 30/09/2026
Donald Trump and six tech executives voluntarily signed the document, which included a misspelling, committing to safely developing AI
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‘President of the Unites States’: White House’s AI accord includes spelling error
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI is costing billions, guzzling water, vomiting carbon, hyperdriving rape culture, institutionalising plagiarism, destroying the arts, etc, solely as a vast exercise in creating an imaginary friend who will make petulant manbabies feel that they don't have to acknowledge realities they don't like.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What about the fascists? Oh, right.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You'll be *thrilled* to hear that we fixed all of Picasso's works by making them look correctly realistic. We're pretty sure that was always his intention, but his skills let him down. #PoorPablo😔. Time to throw out all his original, faulty paintings. Finally! You're welcome, Pablo! 👨‍🎨"
Picasso still-life; apples and glass on a tablephoto - still life with fruit, wine and disco ball
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard support renaming it the Temz.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.
A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The number of times I've had to explain to Americans that, no, seriously, Mr. Brightside may as well be the British National Anthem given how strongly we feel about it.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A t-shirt slogan true for the past - and future! - 250 years!
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a fairytale that people love to tell themselves so they can be convinced that the arc of history bends toward justice. The vast, VAST majority of the men of the SS walked away without even spending a second in prison.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Allied post war "denazification" was a massive failure. nuremberg was a massive failure. the Nazis who survived were, in large, not held to account. suggesting otherwise is fantasy.
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Esoteric Ebb @esotericebb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Esoteric Ebb just got nominated for Best Indie AND PC Game of the Year at the Golden Joystick Awards! GO FORTH AND VOTE APPLE BOYS 🍎 www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoystickaw…
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Dre Harrison @dreharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kimi with a devastating mistake to reduce the title lead to two race wins! #F1
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Patrick Johnstone @pjnewwest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
37 years ago on this day in Estoril, Nigel Mansell had a messy pitstop from the lead in the Portuguese Grand Prix allowing mid-runner Perluigi Martini to lead the race for one lap. The only lap of a race ever led by a Minardi in 20 seasons of GP racing. Happy Minardi Day to all who celebrate!
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coyote vs. Acme (2026)
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
Netanyahu showing off a pager during his speech at the UN
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Taulby Edmondson @taulby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Human targets were marked by the IDF by hacking into cell phone networks. One interviewee estimated 60-70k Gazans had been marked-clearly including many, many people beyond those considered Hamas fighters-and another said it did not distinguish between kids and adults. The interviewees said the targets were hit at night when they were home with their families, who they could hear through their phones before initiating strikes. "How could you bomb when you hear a crying baby inside?" Abraham asked one of them.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Trump assassination attempt in Butler two years ago appears to have claimed its second victim. Jim Copenhaver, who was badly wounded in the shooting, has died of complications from his injuries. www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
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Man wounded during 2024 Trump rally shooting in Butler County, Pennsylvania dies
One of the men who was wounded in the 2024 attempted assassination of President Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania, has died.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Over 3,500 people are currently facing terrorism charges in the UK for holding signs saying "I support Palestine Action".
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Far-right activist Daniel Thomas slashes dinghy in Channel with blade while rescue worker onboard
Thomas called followers to protest against arrival of asylum seekers in Gosport, but Border Force instead transported them to Dover
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
“Though this series has been a huge part of My eternal life, I can no longer participate in good faith.” — the Lord God
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God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’
THE HEAVENS—Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans Tuesday by announcing His abrupt departure from The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives. “Th...
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICYMI: I wrote about the far right influencer meltdown over Tillamook Cheese, and why a movement that has dominated politics and culture for a decade never stops whining and being mad about things that don't matter. Free piece, but please subscribe if you can! www.patreon.com/MikeRothschi...
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Now They're Mad at Cheese | Mike Rothschild
This piece is free for everyone, but paid subscriptions are my biggest income stream after the Eaton Fire. I'm way down for this month, and
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alright fuckface yes I did buy a couple of Lego sets last week don't need to do a whole article about it.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolutely horrifying. How can our government be planning to drill for new oil and gas when we know these are the consequences? We have to keep the pressure on this Labour Government to keep all fossil fuels in the ground and secure a safe future for our children and grandchildren.
Babies will face almost twice as much extreme fire weather in Europe that great grandparents
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Matt Bishop 🏳️‍🌈 🏁 @thebishf1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#AnorakFact: #OnThisDay 40 years ago, at Estoril, Keke Rosberg’s McLaren ran in one-off Marlboro Lights livery (pic), while team-mate Alain Prost’s McLaren retained the usual red/white colouring. Prost finished 2nd to Nigel Mansell (Williams). Rosberg DNF’d on lap 42 with electrical problems.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lego have created the ultimate Italian man.
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