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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 6h
I’m on the newest episode of The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman and Catherine Bohart! It was a lot of fun!!
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World Leaders Forced to meet Trump
YouTube video by The Bugle
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 6h
Donald Trump and six tech executives voluntarily signed the document, which included a misspelling, committing to safely developing AI
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‘President of the Unites States’: White House’s AI accord includes spelling error
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 6h
AI is costing billions, guzzling water, vomiting carbon, hyperdriving rape culture, institutionalising plagiarism, destroying the arts, etc, solely as a vast exercise in creating an imaginary friend who will make petulant manbabies feel that they don't have to acknowledge realities they don't like.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 6h
What about the fascists? Oh, right.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 17h
"You'll be *thrilled* to hear that we fixed all of Picasso's works by making them look correctly realistic. We're pretty sure that was always his intention, but his skills let him down. #PoorPablo😔. Time to throw out all his original, faulty paintings. Finally! You're welcome, Pablo! 👨‍🎨"
Picasso still-life; apples and glass on a tablephoto - still life with fruit, wine and disco ball
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.
A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A t-shirt slogan true for the past - and future! - 250 years!
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a fairytale that people love to tell themselves so they can be convinced that the arc of history bends toward justice. The vast, VAST majority of the men of the SS walked away without even spending a second in prison.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Allied post war "denazification" was a massive failure. nuremberg was a massive failure. the Nazis who survived were, in large, not held to account. suggesting otherwise is fantasy.
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Esoteric Ebb @esotericebb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Esoteric Ebb just got nominated for Best Indie AND PC Game of the Year at the Golden Joystick Awards! GO FORTH AND VOTE APPLE BOYS 🍎 www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoystickaw…
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Dre Harrison @dreharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kimi with a devastating mistake to reduce the title lead to two race wins! #F1
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Patrick Johnstone @pjnewwest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
37 years ago on this day in Estoril, Nigel Mansell had a messy pitstop from the lead in the Portuguese Grand Prix allowing mid-runner Perluigi Martini to lead the race for one lap. The only lap of a race ever led by a Minardi in 20 seasons of GP racing. Happy Minardi Day to all who celebrate!
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coyote vs. Acme (2026)
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
Netanyahu showing off a pager during his speech at the UN
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Taulby Edmondson @taulby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Human targets were marked by the IDF by hacking into cell phone networks. One interviewee estimated 60-70k Gazans had been marked-clearly including many, many people beyond those considered Hamas fighters-and another said it did not distinguish between kids and adults. The interviewees said the targets were hit at night when they were home with their families, who they could hear through their phones before initiating strikes. "How could you bomb when you hear a crying baby inside?" Abraham asked one of them.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Trump assassination attempt in Butler two years ago appears to have claimed its second victim. Jim Copenhaver, who was badly wounded in the shooting, has died of complications from his injuries. www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
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Man wounded during 2024 Trump rally shooting in Butler County, Pennsylvania dies
One of the men who was wounded in the 2024 attempted assassination of President Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania, has died.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Over 3,500 people are currently facing terrorism charges in the UK for holding signs saying "I support Palestine Action".
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Far-right activist Daniel Thomas slashes dinghy in Channel with blade while rescue worker onboard
Thomas called followers to protest against arrival of asylum seekers in Gosport, but Border Force instead transported them to Dover
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
“Though this series has been a huge part of My eternal life, I can no longer participate in good faith.” — the Lord God
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God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’
THE HEAVENS—Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans Tuesday by announcing His abrupt departure from The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives. “Th...
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICYMI: I wrote about the far right influencer meltdown over Tillamook Cheese, and why a movement that has dominated politics and culture for a decade never stops whining and being mad about things that don't matter. Free piece, but please subscribe if you can! www.patreon.com/MikeRothschi...
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Now They're Mad at Cheese | Mike Rothschild
This piece is free for everyone, but paid subscriptions are my biggest income stream after the Eaton Fire. I'm way down for this month, and
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alright fuckface yes I did buy a couple of Lego sets last week don't need to do a whole article about it.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolutely horrifying. How can our government be planning to drill for new oil and gas when we know these are the consequences? We have to keep the pressure on this Labour Government to keep all fossil fuels in the ground and secure a safe future for our children and grandchildren.
Babies will face almost twice as much extreme fire weather in Europe that great grandparents
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Matt Bishop 🏳️‍🌈 🏁 @thebishf1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#AnorakFact: #OnThisDay 40 years ago, at Estoril, Keke Rosberg’s McLaren ran in one-off Marlboro Lights livery (pic), while team-mate Alain Prost’s McLaren retained the usual red/white colouring. Prost finished 2nd to Nigel Mansell (Williams). Rosberg DNF’d on lap 42 with electrical problems.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lego have created the ultimate Italian man.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Way to shit on the other 167 capitals of the world.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
finally?????!????
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Victoria Beaver @toribeav42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blaney’s hat flung off with the WORD WABASH looks like when the write the fight sound effects in comic books.
Hocevar punching blabey as his WABASH hat goes flying
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is insane.
Under a new interpretation of the law’s language outlined in the memo, the accidental killing or injury of an animal would no longer be considered illegal; only actions specifically intending to target an animal would.

The change would be transformative because, in the United States, the killing of endangered animals almost always happens incidentally, in the course of economic activity. Until now, industries and individuals could be held accountable for those foreseeable deaths and, as a result, they have been incentivized to avoid them.
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Tran Girlismo: The Real Podcast Simulator @trangirlismo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The heart of racing guys were sweet enough to invite me in the garage to watch them warm up the Valkyrie!
The Aston Martin hypercar missing its rear bodywork with giant tubes for exhaust gases to escape
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Shayan Sardarizadeh @shayan86.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thread: Two different versions of this AI-generated image purporting to show President Trump and his assistant Natalie Harp kissing went viral this week, generating millions of views across multiple platforms. Despite being fake, this wasn't a straightforward AI image to debunk. I'll explain why.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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DJ Danarchy @danarchy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Bringing Dan and Jordan onstage for the final time @knowledgefight.bsky.social #knowledgefight
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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Josh Wilcock @justjoshingf1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WRC ON THE BBC!!!!!! www.wrc.com/en/news/bbc-...
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BBC secures FIA World Rally Championship deal
Three-year agreement brings live coverage of every FIA World Rally Championship round from 2027 to 2029
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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised"
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Rings Of Saturn, by soccer mommy
1 track album
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 18/09/2026
Former Labour deputy leader Tom Watson joins Palantir
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Former Labour deputy leader Tom Watson joins Palantir
Peer takes full-time position at the controversial company as it fends off pressure from both Andy Burnham’s government and Sadiq Khan Another former government minister has been hired by a controversial US AI company, this time Palantir, which has appointed Andy Burnham’s former ministerial colleague Tom Watson. The Labour peer and former deputy leader will operate alongside Palantir’s UK and Europe chief executive, Louis Mosley, as the company attempts to fend off pressure on Burnham’s government to axe its £330m NHS contract. It is also fighting Sadiq Khan in court over the Labour London mayor’s block on a £50m contract to use its AI in Metropolitan police investigations. Palantir also wants to win more public sector work in the UK, where it already has an annual turnover of £427m. Continue reading...
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taking the cuck and his wife out to the movies later
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Lizzie Dearden @lizziedearden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
While Piddington dominates the news, at Leicester Crown Court this man was sentenced today Ivan Jennings, a former Conservative councillor, called for terror attacks on small boat migrants and Muslims and shared target ideas, telling fellow white supremacists to kill as many “subhumans” as possible
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Alex Kaplan @alkapdc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
QAnon figure Jeffrey Pedersen (known online as "intheMatrixxx") received credentials to attend the 2026 midterm Republican National Convention. While there, he was photographed with Rep. Byron Donalds (R-FL), Newt Gingrich, Ben Shapiro, & James O'Keefe.
Photo of QAnon figure Jeffrey Pedersen (known online as "intheMatrixxx") with Rep. Byron Donalds (R-FL) at the 2026 midterm Republican National Convention.Photo of QAnon figure Jeffrey Pedersen (known online as "intheMatrixxx") with Newt Gingrich at the 2026 midterm Republican National Convention.Photo of QAnon figure Jeffrey Pedersen (known online as "intheMatrixxx") with Ben Shapiro at the 2026 midterm Republican National Convention.Photo of QAnon figure Jeffrey Pedersen (known online as "intheMatrixxx") with James O'Keefe at the 2026 midterm Republican National Convention.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Thinking of/with antiwar activist A. J. Muste:
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Once a reporter asked him, "Do you really think you are going to change the policies of this country by standing out here alone at night in front of the White House with a candle?" A.J. Muste replied softly: "Oh I don't do this to change the country. I do this so the country won't change me.
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ah fuck
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i really want to know what it was about this one instance that made them look into this
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Incredible headline here (among other things)
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Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
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ObjectivelyJoe @objectivelyjoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I asked the mechanical turk to keep our intimate conversations to itself.
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