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Nick S

@nottooserious.bsky.social
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Dumb joke maker, engineer, Jeepfluencer, watcher of Loons, petter of cats. MSP area. He / him, please.

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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 23m
Look at this big dumb box my kitchen shears came in. Reduce reuse recycle!
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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 1h
Kids decided to refer to our rescue dog as “thrifted”
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 16h
Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump. Gas tank:
A gas tank opening that resembles a shocked face.
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Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 19h
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Racket @racketmn.com · 20h
Rats! When did they come to Minnesota?
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How I Accidentally Pinpointed the Arrival of Rats in MN Through Environmental Archaeology  - Racket
Turns out ‘Steamboat Willie’ was actually a documentary.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 20h
We needed these clouds
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/1...
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Renee Good's family files civil lawsuits against U.S., federal agents
The family of Renee Good has filed two civil lawsuits against the United States, a federal agent and officials for the January shooting and death of Renee Good. Her family is expected to speak later T...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Ibanut56 @ibanut56.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reductress.com/post/faustia...
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Faustian Bargain Starting to Look Pretty Reasonable to Woman in This Economy
Women's News. Feminized.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Two years ago, my face was eaten and I still haven’t recovered. I just can’t figure out how it happened!” apnews.com/article/rura...
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Rural MAHA followers say Trump hasn't improved health of their communities, an AP-KFF poll finds
A new AP-KFF poll finds that the Make America Healthy Again movement has a substantial following among rural voters, but most don't think President Donald Trump's healthcare policies have benefited th...
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure would be a shame to give Iran an opening in the Middle East.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Realtor advises now a great time to buy a house” www.npr.org/2026/09/30/n...
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Retired general who led troops in Iraq warns U.S. exit may give Iran, ISIS an opening
Retired Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster, who commanded U.S. troops in Iraq, says the withdrawal could strengthen Iran and leave Iraq more vulnerable to ISIS.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Industries famously regulate themselves really well www.npr.org/2026/09/30/n...
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Trump says top tech firms have signed accord to 'self-police' AI development
President Trump on Tuesday said that he and a large group of leaders of artificial intelligence companies had signed a voluntary accord that will include internal and external reviews.
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ESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 30/09/2026
Inspector Smile is ready for science! 🫡 This is Smile’s first ultraviolet view showing an auroral substorm. With the ultraviolet camera now operational, Smile becomes the first spacecraft since 2008 to capture the full ring of northern lights around the north pole in ultraviolet light. 🔭 🧪 ☀️
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got to use “tranche” correctly at work today. What a fun word. Tranche tranche tranche!
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.npr.org/2026/09/30/n...
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U.S. military withdraws from Iraq two decades after invasion
23 years after the United States military invaded Iraq, sparking an insurgency and a civil war, the U.S. has withdrawn its forces, as the country still tries to combat Iranian influence.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How absolute DARE Amy Klobuchar do something somewhat likable? NGL kinda hate myself rn
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Nissa Mitchell @nissamitchell.com · 29/09/2026
I just want you to know that if anyone asks, the Hennepin Ave Bikeway killed French Meadow in Minneapolis. People will try to tell you Hennepin Ave is blocks away from French Meadow, and entirely unrelated. Don’t let them. We all know it’s true.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know the real shame about this? I understand the company needs to save money, but instead of upgrading in the US with better machinery and logistics it’s cheaper and easier to just pay workers less overseas. I wish it were easier to keep production here. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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Pearson's Candy Company shuts down St. Paul factory for good
Pearson’s said high production costs and rising prices for chocolate and other ingredients made operating the 67-year-old factory unsustainable. About 80 employees are being laid off.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Republican are trying SO HARD to figure out who crashed the hot dog car into the store
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank goodness it’s cloudy again. Foggy, even.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tell your cat they said hi
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol how many country listeners have heard a Kendrick Lamar song outside of the Super Bowl?
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well why don’t they… complain… about it? apnews.com/article/cali...
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California farmers are struggling to sell grapes as demand for wine drops
It’s harvest time in California wine country, but many growers are struggling to sell their grapes as Americans cut back on drinking.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That is the absolute worst play I have ever seen in soccer. And that includes countless own goals.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait, THEY got a Dotson here?
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AN Ohio State University
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch
graphic reading

USA vs. UK
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Casey G. @caseyg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely wild sticker on this Silverado at either soccer or little kid flag football.
Sticker of the outline of a woman like bending over and pressing her ass against the window.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Luckily the Met Council never adjusts its timelines
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This belongs in the Smithsonian www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbN...
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Bohemian Rhapsody | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets
YouTube video by The Muppets
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But not the Michael McDonald material, holy shit that stuff is bad
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's a great morning to listen to the Doobie Brothers
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Britt's work racketmn.com/minnesota-ly...
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Minnesota Lynx Playoff Preview: 3 Ways to Defeat the Big, Experienced New York Liberty - Racket
This first-round matchup won't be easy: The Liberty have as much talent and postseason experience as anyone in the 'W.'
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you're laughing? did you realize that helicopters only do this when they're very distressed??
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When my artist friends ask me what I truly find beautiful:
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Mark Coupe Photography @mcoupephotography.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It seems some of our local residents aren't looking too pleased that fall came so quickly, but man those fall colours area beautiful. #birds #owls #fall
Great grey owl surrounded by yellow leaves.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love this for them so much, they deserve each other.
Melania and Donald Trump, looking equally miserable together.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kitty want beef jerky? No
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The inflection on the last word of this clip is the most Minnesota sound I’ve ever heard.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well we won’t get any rain, but at least it’ll be forever cloudy
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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