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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lost in the clownery is the the fact that the party of protect women’s sports never once considers he’s be at a women’s basketball game.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: well it’s 56 and cloudy so I can put in some extra work on the bike and not worry about being sweaty in the office The 93% humidity: lol lmao

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I sometimes wear padding liners under pants for bike commuting, and then leave them on all day because I’m lazy, which has the added benefit of allowing me to change in my office because I judge these liners to be reasonably appropriate but it then struck me: I’m therefore a never-nude.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I knew we were in good shape when Whittingham went for it on 4-1; dude doesn’t know how to play Iowa - you gotta take the points there in a game like this.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am in Blaine and somehow the closest Costco is 18 minutes away? Why even live up here if there’s not easy access to Costco?

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hockey dads tailgating a youth tournament, 4 beers deep at 11 am.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Haven’t checked to see if my LFL got hit but if it did ok I guess I’ll throw away your garbage for you

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not turning on the heat. House is currently at 62. “We are holding our own”

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s worth reading the celebrity selections here, especially the number of people who put their own shows it. Really Kim Cattrall and Drew Carey? Credit W Kamau Bell for tossing in Bluey; I ain’t gonna say he’s wrong.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

>pronouncing Google with 2 soft g’s

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Seen on the Lyndale/Hennepin ped bike bridge. Sign on the cam says “traffic study in progress” so I’m guessing it’s not counting bikes?

Kinda looks like a flock cam on a bike path.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In light of @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social igniting a Costco discussion, I’ll invite you to consider this state fair exhibit of “what Costco do you go to?” SLP not doing so hot!

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Underreported that the current oil/gas/diesel price situation should put a torch to the lie that the US can EVER achieve energy Independence - just not how it works with a global commodity.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Brigid Goss deserves better than being the de facto Strib face of the MPS fight.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

26 years ago

onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yeah but on the other hand I tried to watch The Mando and Grogu last night and where else are you gonna get 3 TV episodes slapped together as a movie? ??

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This remake of Come From Away isn’t nearly as heartwarming

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ok but literally these are the most valuable customers.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Respect to whoever buys/rides this thing. I don’t even like it when my panniers are kinda heavy.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People not putting GoT on their top shows list either because of the bad taste from the last season (fair enough) or some misplaced “too many normies liked it” but it was literally the last appointment TV show that existed. Come on.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think this is roughly right. I can’t include white lotus and don’t feel strongly about the office.

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Tom Olsen @olsenforparks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Please continue to spread the word of the threat our parks are facing to your neighbors. Saint Paul is closing dilapidated rec centers that suffered from years of disinvestment. I don't want that to be a vision of our future. We all deserve more than a city in managed decline.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Although this isn’t and shouldn’t be framed as a “cops vs parks” issue, even if it was: I’d 100% want the parks BECAUSE: they do a better job reducing crime by building communities and civic engagement. It’s a no-brainer.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is the posted detour for a normally protected bike path near Lilydale. No cones or jersey barriers, just go ahead and deal with this 4 lane intersection. Not even any signage as to where to re-join the trail.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

In “My Chick Bad” Ludacris raps that she “Slides down the pole like a certified stripper”, implying the existence of a stripper licensing organization.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Had a lot of fun at the Bluesky meet up last night!

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Every time the tree issue comes up (and leaving aside in this case it’s attributable to the bike lane): MPRB manages about 600K trees, between parks, city land, and public boulevards. That excludes all the trees on private land. We’re talking about 50 trees here, let’s get a grip.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What’s the earliest St Totteringhams has ever been?

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Anyone see my pet bat downtown this week? Got loose somewhere around the 90s.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Had to check because, you know, it’s 2026, but this is 100% real.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Comes with a free pallbearer service so they can let you down one last time

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gotta admit I am not disappointed by the brief return of the Geico camel. “Mikemikemikemikemike guess what day it is”

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Millennium nostalgia for VHS rental gotta be one of the dumber things out there. It sucked! They never had new releases, it took forever, and you had to return it! You don’t miss blockbuster, you miss being 12 years old.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just had perhaps the absolute best customer service call of my entire life which ended in me ordering an e-bike!

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just had to read the phrase “brand personality is a competitive advantage”

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

People of Minneapolis do you think the cops/state patrol should have helicopters??

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It’s in the comments, but it should be required reading before you watch this to understand what actually happened in the SPE.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I never got to this level in Untitled Goose Game

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I need a place to donate men’s formal clothing. I have 3-4 suits that don’t fit, all in excellent condition. Doesn’t feel like a goodwill item.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I know we don’t care for EVs here because they’re still cars BUT I gotta tell ya I have no idea what the price of gas is.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Learned today that the MPRB shut down the small section of road next to Ole Olson park due to misbehaving youths (fireworks, late night parties). I’m absolutely not saying this is the key to getting other sections of parkway shut down, only that it happened here

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It is a remarkable testament to the educational campaigns of the 80s and 90s that the term “racist” still has a negative connotation. Like they’ll happily say “I’m anti-woke” but you point out they’re racist and they still bother to complain. That’s a win!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Kinda wild that the kids swim coach picked a Henry Ford motivational quote for their email signsture. Interesting choice in 2026 for a middle school swim team.

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.

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