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Nick S

@nottooserious.bsky.social
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Dumb joke maker, engineer, Jeepfluencer, watcher of Loons, petter of cats. MSP area. He / him, please.

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10h
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 12h
Ironically, living in Utah would make me extremely uncomfortable
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 13h
Posterity?
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Casey G. @caseyg.bsky.social · 17h
Rip Mike Ditka
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Da Bears Feast and Cheers
ALT: Da Bears Feast and Cheers
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 17h
And while we’re at it, why are stock buy backs still allowed?
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 20h
🚨SINCERE POST WARNING🚨 I just launched my second product of the year and I’m pretty stoked!
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 20h
Fuck yeah, I KNEW we had one more 85 degree day coming
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 21h
lol my wife is legit upset I showed his this
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
love it when a hot person does some genuinely offputting stone cold freak shit
alexander skarsgard in a gold suit with no shirt underneath and transparent lace up plastic brogues. you can see his toes.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 21h
They’re not sending their best drivers. They’re sending behind the wheel texters, they’re sending tailgaters, they’re sending road ragers. And some, I assume, can zipper merge.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 23h
Today we honor the victim of gunfire with a shotgun start
AI poster for a Wright County Republican benefit honoring Charlie Kirk & among the advertised features is a ‘shotgun start.” A shotgun start is where players start on different holes simultaneously, not only on the first hole.
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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is being reported that it is being considered to be being regarded as having been the most passively utilized instance of passive voice that has ever been reported to have been reported.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 23h
www.cbc.ca/sports/baseb...
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Fan interference denies Anthony Volpe a tying homer, Yankees get swept by Rays in ALDS | CBC Sports
Anthony Volpe was denied a tying home run for the New York Yankees in Game 3 of their AL Division Series against the Tampa Bay Rays when a replay review determined a fan interfered with his drive to d...
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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'I Can’t Keep My Eyes Open,' Says Woman About to Go Sit on Phone for Two Hours in Bed
Women's News. Feminized.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It wasn’t good sober
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whenever that kind of hateful rhetoric against our wonderful Somali neighbors here in Minnesota comes out, I just think about how none of those terrible people will ever have a delicious sambusa made with so much love you can taste it.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Flock flak fracas! www.npr.org/2026/10/08/n...
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Flock is catching flak. Experts say other police surveillance tools are more worrisome
Real-time crime-center software is a sometimes overlooked but powerful tool allowing police to aggregate immense amounts of data, significantly expanding their surveillance reach.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is why I hate severe storm watch / warning framing. They have to try to protect people but over-warning makes us ignore the system
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Nicole Gerlach @ngerlach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me when my students don't rotate their images before posting them to an assignment.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Omg is this a thing I can buy too??
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
God I love it when Atlanta teams lose
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You guys realize “Awoooooo” is just a millennial “6-7”, right?
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Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish.
Newspaper headline: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In space, nobody can hear you meow
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Awooooo mothafuckas
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Steve McPherson @steventurous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
David Brooks is on MPR doing his whole schtick about character and understanding and love and I just can't stop ever thinking about him leaving his wife for his assistant who is 23 years younger than him while working on a book about character.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tell him to cheer up it could be 80 degrees colder
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Change the playskool logo, add a rear window, put buttons back on the dash, and this would be an instant classic. I like it but the aggressive rebrand should get toned down for the next model to get this design language. www.theautopian.com/jaguars-most...
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Jaguar Is Betting It All On This Giant Block Of Aluminum With 1,015 Horsepower And No Rear Window - The Autopian
Jaguar has announced the most powerful car its ever built. The Jaguar Type 01 is a brutalist aluminum block with 1,015 HP, and no rear window.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m so glad you finally get to see a game at Allianz field
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rats Nate beat me to it
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see you’ve met Mister Worldwide
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
END THE FILIBUSTER www.livenowfox.com/news/sunshin...
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Sunshine Protection Act to end daylight saving time change hits Senate wall
The push to end daylight saving time has hit a Senate wall, with Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., saying approval of the Sunshine Protection Act would leave Arkansas kids attending school in the dark.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Too soon for us Challenger babies
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nonsense, Saint Paul should just charge more for its citywide garbage service
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When someone (republicans) tells you who they are, believe them. apnews.com/article/welf...
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Arkansas campaign ad sparks conservative backlash for portraying lazy welfare recipient as white
A new video from Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders was standard issue Republican messaging for promoting her state’s stricter rules for people on Medicaid.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It already did!
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s ALWAYS the ones you suspect
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will never, ever, buy insurance from Liberty Mutual. Because of that damn commercial.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought I had seen every Bond movie, and somehow have never seen Dr. No??
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My people 😍 www.npr.org/2026/08/09/n...
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In Munich, it's never too early for a breakfast beer with sausage and pretzels
Bavarians traditionally wash down a breakfast of boiled veal sausage, sweet mustard and a giant pretzel with beer — all before the church bells ring at midday.
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pour one out for everyone in the San Francisco Bay Area, it's gonna be above 80 today with no humidity they'll all claim they're dying
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“So my wife walks in out of the rain, soaked from head to toe, and I say, ‘Look kids, it’s a drizzly bear!’ She hasn’t spoken to me in two days, but it was totally worth it.”
“Bears Sharing a Laugh”
Photograph: Charles Janson/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026
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Larry Rubinow @elrubino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good news, gang, Canada has perfected time travel.
A blurb for a CBC news story headlined "Astronaut arrives at ISS ahead of birth".
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm an engineer trying to find a new tire size for my Jeep and what psychopath decided on the tire sizing we use? No seriously, I want to know who the person is, we're gonna have words
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So excited for Great Depression 2: Even Greater
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly, and no offense to either of you, he sounds like a libertarian. In my experience those folks hold anarchist beliefs and cannot be reasoned with
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re not really door knocking until you’re talking Smoot Hawley tariffs
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