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Ken Rhodes

@knrhds.bsky.social
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Saint Paul now, Portland OR then. Soccer, baseball, bikes, dogs, and cats. Timbers, Thorns FC, MNUFC, MN Aurora, Minneapolis City. Twins and Mariners. He/him

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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It‘s Fat Bear Week but they‘re eating Eagles
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Glad to see the Vikings win today but I think it’s better to celebrate with some quiet contemplation around why that wasn’t 45-16
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw the President’s fascist ad during the Vikings game, and something is wrong with his fucking face
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The dogs are agitated, worried about the Vikings
Ivy, a yellow Labrador, side-eyes me from the couch. Lolly, a black Labrador, has a stuffie in her mouth. The Vikings are on the TV behind them
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let the wheels stay on, Lynx
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ball and ponytail
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fenders installed yesterday, front and back yards thatched, fertilized, and over-seeded: Has any lazy man done *so* *much*?
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never heard “Choosin’ Texas?” Amateurs! I’ve never heard “Achy Breaky Heart”
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gasping in horror at mnufc’s play in stoppage time
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AN Ohio State University
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m gonna put the fenders on my bikes tomorrow and I’m gonna complain about it all day
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Abby Sliva @abbysliva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The iced coffee discourse is a psyop by big employer to present the illusion that they are holding job interviews
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have I mentioned the concept of Big Dumb Adventures? You spend the day getting somewhere and back any which way other than by car The daughter-in-law of a buddy introduced me to the term, she does these with her kids from time to time, makes the travel fun So that’s how I think of bus rides now
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jesus fuck we’re at lunch and the women at the next table are expressing extreme worry about trans women playing women’s sports and I am going to scream They’re just making up horseshit and telling each other “facts are facts” I say let trans folks do whatever the fuck they want, ffs
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the part where getting my flu and covid vaccines on the same day is kicking my ass (as expected). I would’ve waited and gotten the flu shot in a month or so, but they say it’s bad our there already and I’m flying soon
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I found a steady supply of cardboard boxes that fit my front basket. With some simple surgery, they’ll neatly hold my u-lock + cable AND maintain my rumpled aesthetic
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We early voted today at the Ramsey County building on Plato. Very busy, helpful staff, good vibes
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This game hinges on making baskets, and preventing the making of baskets. The key to victory is applying these concepts to the correct team
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI is not going to kill us. Someone relying on AI is going to kill us.
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I should write something that creates blocklists from people who reply to Jamelle or Roxane. Those replies are a great way to collect the biggest knobs who ever got twisted
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
God I can’t wait til these Bears game are in Indiana
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alright, committing here, now, to all I can do within the law to thwart Liberty Mutual Insurance
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just clicked my phone volume up two clicks to try to make the TV louder
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Peanuts in the shell are not the ultimate office snack
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not going to link to that Converse ad photo, it‘s plenty of places on here. But holy shit that‘s a shocking photo.
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Enough is enough. Mayor Kaohly Her is an embarrassment to Saint Paul. The details of this report must be released, and she must step down. You know I‘m pissed when I‘m using punctuation at the end of sentences. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/u...
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St. Paul Mayor’s Behavior Faulted After Police Chief’s Complaint (Gift Article)
An outside investigation found that Mayor Kaohly Her had engaged in offensive behavior, but found no evidence that she sexually harassed colleagues. It did find that she had engaged in “offensive” beh...
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This may be the compromise we‘re looking for re: racecar beds
A bedspread with a race track and racecars
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I missed this last month. If spots like this are common in heaven, I‘m gonna clean up my act www.nytimes.com/2026/08/15/t...
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In Barcelona, Finding the Perfect Spot for Vermut and Snacks
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It‘s a great day to remember to bring yellowjacket caps for your beer cans to Target Field
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Matt @originalmattb.com · 16/09/2026
Charter schools should be the ones being closed.
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wasn’t Kraft that massage parlor sex sting billionaire a while back? Or was it a different billionaire? Fuckin billionaires
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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🚨BSKY MEETUP ALERT🚨 (in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery) September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
Save our Summit Brewery 
One city’s attempt to drink $8 million worth of beer
September 29th 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We moved a cat tower out to the screened porch and this has generated some excitement
Jeeves, a tuxedo cat, looks excitedly at the camera while exploring a newly-relocated cat tower
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wonder if Costco’s got Mike & Jen’s instant hot cocoa in stock again?
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Holy shit, actual gentle rain
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wondered why everybody quit bitching about the Vikings this afternoon. Just ran through the game recording and all I can say is: Oh. I see.
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anybody watching me eat that Summer BLT at Heather’s, I apologize for the spectacle, it’s a big sandwich and things got out of hand
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Americans are not ready for how much fun Rugby Union is www.nytimes.com/athletic/758...
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What happened when rugby’s greatest nations landed in Baltimore? Lots of World Cup learnings (Gift Article)
Determined to stamp its mark on the United States, rugby union followed what FIFA did right and wrong there this summer
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This porch plan is working like a dream
Photo from my point of view on the front porch, including a snoozy cat, my outstretched legs, and two snoozy Labradors
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I always think I’m haulin ass on the Stumpjunker to Allianz or CHS or Target Field, but coming home I’m routinely 20% faster STG I could win a grand tour stage if it started in heavy nighttime traffic
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Met some very cool people IRL at The Jacket Game
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lolly, the day she came home. She was 6 months old when we got her
Lolly, a black Labrador puppy about 6 months old, reclines on a kitchen floor
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ivy the day she came home
Ivy, a yellow Labrador puppy, sniffs her new yard. She’s a small puppy in this photo
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pope made a call
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Vetted some pieces of flair for my Jacket. Still missing an enamel Saint Paul flag. Looking forward to the Jacket game on Friday to find out where to get one
A cool corduroy Saint Paul Saints jacket with a couple-three buttons on it
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is where our tomatoes go
Ivy, a yellow Labrador, selects a ripe cherry tomato in our backyard garden. She eats a lot of tomatoes
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hi, I’m Ken Rhodes, retired, married, 2 adult children, 2 dogs, 2 cats. There’s a bit in UFO’s Strangers in the Night that I think’s funny, 4:00 mark of I’m a Loser, Mogg says “I just got a message, uh, they’re changing the mics, can I fill in (long pause) Ok! This is something called Let It Roll”
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Vincent Janssen, hell yeah. I do not dare to dream of Timbers hat tricks, but at long last here we are Now if they can close it out
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How the fuck did I lose track of a glass of milk? If anybody sees one, it’s mine, sorry
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Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New life strategy: I’m only going to buy goods and services advertised on soccer jerseys and Formula 1 cars
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