Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Glad to see the Vikings win today but I think it’s better to celebrate with some quiet contemplation around why that wasn’t 45-16 020
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just saw the President’s fascist ad during the Vikings game, and something is wrong with his fucking face 1130
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fenders installed yesterday, front and back yards thatched, fertilized, and over-seeded: Has any lazy man done *so* *much*? 030
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Never heard “Choosin’ Texas?” Amateurs! I’ve never heard “Achy Breaky Heart” 290
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m gonna put the fenders on my bikes tomorrow and I’m gonna complain about it all day 140
Reposted by Ken RhodesAbby Sliva @abbysliva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The iced coffee discourse is a psyop by big employer to present the illusion that they are holding job interviews 528267
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have I mentioned the concept of Big Dumb Adventures? You spend the day getting somewhere and back any which way other than by car The daughter-in-law of a buddy introduced me to the term, she does these with her kids from time to time, makes the travel fun So that’s how I think of bus rides now 170
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jesus fuck we’re at lunch and the women at the next table are expressing extreme worry about trans women playing women’s sports and I am going to scream They’re just making up horseshit and telling each other “facts are facts” I say let trans folks do whatever the fuck they want, ffs 2161
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the part where getting my flu and covid vaccines on the same day is kicking my ass (as expected). I would’ve waited and gotten the flu shot in a month or so, but they say it’s bad our there already and I’m flying soon 3100
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I found a steady supply of cardboard boxes that fit my front basket. With some simple surgery, they’ll neatly hold my u-lock + cable AND maintain my rumpled aesthetic 020
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We early voted today at the Ramsey County building on Plato. Very busy, helpful staff, good vibes 0130
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This game hinges on making baskets, and preventing the making of baskets. The key to victory is applying these concepts to the correct team 010
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026AI is not going to kill us. Someone relying on AI is going to kill us. 090
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I should write something that creates blocklists from people who reply to Jamelle or Roxane. Those replies are a great way to collect the biggest knobs who ever got twisted 030
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Alright, committing here, now, to all I can do within the law to thwart Liberty Mutual Insurance 050
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just clicked my phone volume up two clicks to try to make the TV louder 151
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Peanuts in the shell are not the ultimate office snack 020
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not going to link to that Converse ad photo, it‘s plenty of places on here. But holy shit that‘s a shocking photo. 150
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Enough is enough. Mayor Kaohly Her is an embarrassment to Saint Paul. The details of this report must be released, and she must step down. You know I‘m pissed when I‘m using punctuation at the end of sentences. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/u...nytimes.comSt. Paul Mayor’s Behavior Faulted After Police Chief’s Complaint (Gift Article)An outside investigation found that Mayor Kaohly Her had engaged in offensive behavior, but found no evidence that she sexually harassed colleagues. It did find that she had engaged in “offensive” beh... 040
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This may be the compromise we‘re looking for re: racecar beds 190
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I missed this last month. If spots like this are common in heaven, I‘m gonna clean up my act www.nytimes.com/2026/08/15/t...nytimes.comIn Barcelona, Finding the Perfect Spot for Vermut and Snacks 010
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It‘s a great day to remember to bring yellowjacket caps for your beer cans to Target Field 040
Reposted by Ken RhodesMatt @originalmattb.com · 16/09/2026Charter schools should be the ones being closed. 0101
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Wasn’t Kraft that massage parlor sex sting billionaire a while back? Or was it a different billionaire? Fuckin billionaires 270
Reposted by Ken RhodesLauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026🚨BSKY MEETUP ALERT🚨 (in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery) September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap! 1714156
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We moved a cat tower out to the screened porch and this has generated some excitement 1130
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Wonder if Costco’s got Mike & Jen’s instant hot cocoa in stock again? 000
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I wondered why everybody quit bitching about the Vikings this afternoon. Just ran through the game recording and all I can say is: Oh. I see. 140
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Anybody watching me eat that Summer BLT at Heather’s, I apologize for the spectacle, it’s a big sandwich and things got out of hand 2100
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Americans are not ready for how much fun Rugby Union is www.nytimes.com/athletic/758...nytimes.comWhat happened when rugby’s greatest nations landed in Baltimore? Lots of World Cup learnings (Gift Article)Determined to stamp its mark on the United States, rugby union followed what FIFA did right and wrong there this summer 040
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I always think I’m haulin ass on the Stumpjunker to Allianz or CHS or Target Field, but coming home I’m routinely 20% faster STG I could win a grand tour stage if it started in heavy nighttime traffic 010
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Lolly, the day she came home. She was 6 months old when we got her 070
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Vetted some pieces of flair for my Jacket. Still missing an enamel Saint Paul flag. Looking forward to the Jacket game on Friday to find out where to get one 1222
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hi, I’m Ken Rhodes, retired, married, 2 adult children, 2 dogs, 2 cats. There’s a bit in UFO’s Strangers in the Night that I think’s funny, 4:00 mark of I’m a Loser, Mogg says “I just got a message, uh, they’re changing the mics, can I fill in (long pause) Ok! This is something called Let It Roll” 010
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Vincent Janssen, hell yeah. I do not dare to dream of Timbers hat tricks, but at long last here we are Now if they can close it out 010
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026How the fuck did I lose track of a glass of milk? If anybody sees one, it’s mine, sorry 240
Ken Rhodes @knrhds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026New life strategy: I’m only going to buy goods and services advertised on soccer jerseys and Formula 1 cars 110